Chapter 121: Build a toilet

Just as Sophia was about to reach out and take it, Onyx immediately rushed over.

"Lord Sophia, you must not touch such filthy things."

"Uh..."

Before Sophia could speak, Onyx said, "Leave it to me, I have a hair dryer in my room." ”

"The hair dryer is too slow, isn't it?"

"It's okay, anyway, there is little fabric in the underwear, and besides, Chu Wu is already wearing a pair of underwear, so he is not in a hurry to use it, right?" Onyx Road.

Chu Wu hurriedly said, "Ahem, this, I'll wash it myself." ”

Sophia smiled, "Let Onyx come." There is a lot of attention to washing clothes here, especially underwear, and if the etiquette is not enough to offend the elven god, it is a big deal. ”

"Uh, okay."

Onyx's expression looked a little depressed, however, she didn't say anything, picked up Chu Wu's underwear and left.

"Alright, you should rest early." Sophia said again.

"Hmm."

Chu Wu then returned to his room, and Shirley flew over.

"Your master must have annoyed me." Chu Wu smiled slightly bitterly.

"Oh, my master is rarely angry with anyone. The main thing is that she thinks you have offended Sophia-sama, so she hates you. ”

"Hey, forget it. I'm going to get out of here in a few days anyway. He paused, still stealing and said, "Shirley, you really don't want to go back to Huaxia with me." I kid you not, there are many, many flowers in Huaxia that you have never seen before, and they are all very beautiful. ”

Shirley's eyes sparkled, but she eventually refused.

"No, I can't leave the master."

"Okay." He yawned, then said, "Sleep, sleep." ”

The next day, Chu Wu woke up to the sound of a yellow bird.

The rain outside has stopped.

Chu Wu took a deep breath, and the rich and pure oxygen penetrated into his nostrils.

One word: cool!

It's true.

When he was in Huaxia before, Chu Wu didn't feel anything.

But when he came to Litian Island, he found that the air quality was different, and the feeling of breathing was also completely different.

He came to the window and took in the beautiful scenery in front of him.

Under the clear blue sky, there is a continuous stream of green hills and trees, and all kinds of unknown wildflowers bloom in the jungle, blooming like clouds.

Chu Wu has not been in the wild for a short time over the years, and this kind of scenery is often seen, but the mood is different, and the feeling of seeing the scenery is also different.

This was probably the first time that Chu Wu went to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the mountains and forests with a calm heart.

After a while, he went down the tree.

Sophia didn't seem to get up yet, he didn't disturb Sophia, but walked alone along the mountain path towards the mountain forest.

The first is a large verdant bamboo forest. The green shadow of the green bamboo is swaying, and the sunlight shines through the bamboo leaves, speckled on the ground.

Walking along the path paved with bluestone slabs in the bamboo forest, it is like a light boat rippling in the emerald sea.

Chu Wu breathed in the air with the fragrance of bamboo leaves, and all his troubles were drowned out, and he was refreshed.

"Hey, if it weren't for... It's not bad to stay here. ”

Chu Wu shook his head and didn't think about it anymore.

After a while, Chu Wu suddenly wanted to urinate.

"Yesterday I forgot to ask where the toilet was. As a result, I got up in the middle of the night to relieve myself, didn't find a toilet, and solved it directly in the field. ”

Chu Wu looked back and said in his heart: "Sophia hasn't gotten up yet, so it's inconvenient to disturb." I'm still in the field. ”

After making up his mind, Chu Wu turned directly to a dense forest.

As soon as I found a place, before I could untie my pants, I heard a cold cry from the depths of the dense forest: "Who?!" ”

Chu Wu was stunned.

This is the sound of agate.

"Oh. It's me. Chu Wu said.

"What do you want to do?" Onyx's voice sounded strange, with a hint of shame in his calm tone.

"Well, I didn't want to do anything. I just want to make it easier. Speaking of which, I didn't find a toilet. Chu Wudao.

"There are no toilets here."

Chu Wu: ...

He reacted suddenly.

Bunkers at the corners of the mouth.

Shouldn't Agate be convenient here too??

"You change places." Onyx said again.

The tone has calmed down a lot.

“OK。”

Chu Wu went directly to another place.

When she returned to the tree hole, Sophia had already gotten up and Onyx had returned.

Her expression was flat, and she couldn't tell what she was thinking.

"Lord Sophia, take the liberty of asking, don't we have a toilet here?" Chu Wu said.

Sophia nodded, "Yes." In the canon, excrement should be returned to nature, not flushed down the drain. Therefore, no toilets can be built here. Of course, this article is only for the clergy, and ordinary believers are not bound by this article. ”

"You don't have to go down the sewers, dig a manure pit. When the dung is full, it is sprinkled into the ground, which can be regarded as a return to nature. Chu Wudao.

"The people in the House of Elders don't think so." Onyx Road.

The corners of Chu Wu's mouth twitched: "How do I think, this elder's house is in charge of everything." ”

"You're right. The authority of the House of Elders is significant. There is a branch in the House of Elders, called the Religious Inquisition, which is dedicated to religious affairs. Sophia said lightly.

Chu Wu slightly sweated.

"Damn, this country really belongs to the House of Elders. Whether it is High Priest Sophia or Queen July, they are all puppets, and it is the House of Elders that really dominates the country behind the scenes. ”

After a while, Chu Wu collected his emotions and said, "Anyway, this regulation is too strange. The clergy of the Elven Holy Sect are all women, and there is no toilet, how inconvenient it is. ”

Chu Wu waved his hand: "I'll build it for you." ”

"This is blasphemy against the elven gods!" Onyx's face changed slightly.

Chu Wu turned his head to look at Shirley.

Shirley shook her head: "There is no such statement in the elven world, it is a rule made up by humans themselves. ”

Seeing Shirley say this, Chu Wu's heart was settled.

"These are all blind rules made by our predecessors, if we blindly follow them, what is the difference between them and those old people who follow the rules in the elders' house?" Chu Wudao.

Sophia Khan: "You really dare to say this." ”

Chu Wu smiled: "I trust you to say this." ”

"Building a toilet..."Sophia was still a little hesitant.

Onyx spoke: "If this matter reaches the Elders' House, it will definitely cause an uproar. ”

Chu Wu thought for a moment, and then said, "That's good." I built my own toilet. I'm not a clergyman, I'm not even an elven cultist, I'll build myself a toilet, no problem, right? ”

Sophia blinked, then said, "That's fine. ”

Chu Wu grinned: "Then it's over." Cook, eat well, get to work. ”

After saying that, Chu Wu went to the kitchen.

Sophia glanced at Onyx and said with a smile: "Chu Wu is indeed no problem doing this. ”

In fact, she has long had enough of the convenience of the wilderness, but she has never thought of any good way.

That's good.

Chu Wucai came to solve the toilet problem perfectly in one night.

"So, this man is still very interesting."

Sophia paused, and then chuckled: "Onyx, you can also rub Chu Wu's toilet." ”

The corners of Onyx's mouth squirmed, but there was no squeak.

Chu Wu's efficiency in making breakfast is fast.

After the three of them finished breakfast, Chu Wu rolled up his sleeves and said, "I took a look, there are all the tools to build toilets, you can do whatever you should do, I will build a toilet for myself." ”

(End of chapter)