I'm stupid, but I'm not stupid. After a beginner's tutorial and two man-machine battles, I decided to find someone to take me with me. That is, the hateful elementary school student next to him who has "Note Orphan Life" written on the door of his head.

I tilted my head over and smiled flatteringly, "You're having a good time, ouch, that's amazing!" I've killed more than thirty people..."

The elementary school student was a little embarrassed to be praised by me, probably he also felt that he was more or less guilty about ignoring me just now, no matter how I said that I am also a "big beauty" now, and only those and people like him who are not well developed will turn a blind eye to me.

The elementary school student scratched his straight board inch, "hehe" smiled and said, "Where, in our school, I am only ranked third, and there are two silver medals better than me..."

I didn't understand these high-level technical terms, but it didn't affect the rhythm of my stalking, "You're already very good, I was abused by the computer just now." ”

The elementary school students were really seduced by my unsparing appreciation and pitiful expression, and tilted their heads to point at me, "You just played this game, it's better to choose some meat and output, such as Demacia, this is not bad, Bobby..."

Bobby, I like it, little Lori with a double ponytail. As for that Demacia, forget it, with a lewd face, he looks like a.

"Hey, which district are you, I'll take you to play."

I don't know, my sister registered me with the district recommended by the page. The elementary school student wore a headset, his face was red, and he roared in an old-fashioned manner: "You group of rubbing, brother is going to take the sister to go, you can pit yourself..."

In the end, he didn't bring me with him, it wasn't a district, he helped me register a new number in the same district, and after I completed the novice training and two man-machines, the machine was time. My sister also pulled out of her mother's version of the Oriental girl, glanced at me, and smiled a little ill-intentioned, that look was clearly to say, she is really a green tea, and she knows how to use her identity as a girl to seduce/lure people to achieve her goals.

The elementary school student yelled for me to add the Penguin, saying that he would take me to play with him in the future, but I ignored him and walked out behind my sister with a big bag of things.

It's still very early, and the old men and ladies who touch the porcelain in the heat don't want to come out to slander people, and at this temperature, it is estimated that there will be a smell of barbecue meat in a few minutes when lying on the ground.

My sister didn't want to go home because there was really nothing interesting in that house, and there was nothing new except for sleeping and temporary shelter.

I thought, when I have money in the future, I must buy a big house. At least the bathroom should be big, with a bathtub so I can soak in it; And the door of the room must be burglar-proof, and it can't be opened from the outside if it's locked inside. If you want to send a shot to the photo of the physics teacher, if you want to send a shot to the photo of the physics teacher, if you want to send a shot to the Q of hearts, you can send a shot to the Q of hearts...

It's a day like this, and it's exciting to think about it.

Originally, I was going to go rowing and archery with my sister in Nanhu Park, but she was summoned by a phone call on the way. I don't know exactly what the situation is, but it's about the hotel's response to the health bureau's inspection.

I was alone, but more comfortable, I can finally go back to sleep, after shopping for most of the day, although the feet do not hurt, the chest is not stuffy, but the feeling of backache and weak legs is still very uncomfortable.

But lying in bed, I was refreshed again, and I thought about what had happened in the past half a day, and it was incredible. I'm going to be a girl when I wear women's clothes, and I'm going to be a boy when I take off my women's clothes, and I can't think of any significant benefits that switching between the two genders can bring me yet, but I still think it's pretty cool.

At least I'm not what my sister used to say about me, and my future is bleak: I don't have that brain if I want to be a boss, I don't have that consciousness if I want to be a leader, I want to be someone's wife and I'm a man, it's useless to think about it.

I remembered that I hadn't seen it twice before, so I just took advantage of the fact that I was at home to observe it, be keen and studious, and recognize myself, and I wanted to give a thumbs up for the reasons I put together.

I ran to my sister's room and pulled out her little mirror of her dressing up and took it to my room, and on the back of the mirror was a bright, big-eyed, and angry mixed-race beauty, who looked six or seven points like our physics teacher. My sister told me her name, but I forgot, I just remember that I once fantasized about her as a physics teacher.

I'm very sad, I think I'm more rippling than a boy when I become a girl, I never thought I could be angry in the mirror and have a happy nosebleed.

It's not interesting, I'm a man, and I don't want to experience something weird.

Throwing the mirror aside, I took off my stockings, even the bra that had restrained me for more than half a day, and suddenly I felt a lot more relaxed, relaxed and cool.

Then I fell asleep in bed, and then I had a very clear dream.

In my dream, I got married, I was married, but I didn't give birth to a boy and a girl to my husband for ten years of marriage.

My husband took me to the infertility hospital to see a doctor, and after various examinations, my husband anxiously held the doctor's hand and asked him, "Doctor, what is the result?" ”

The doctor glanced at me and said, "Let's talk about the man first, the sperm is very active, and it must be fine." ”

My husband breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at me as well, and asked, "What about my wife?" ”

The doctor sneered, "This... This..."

My husband was anxious, "What's this, doctor, tell me my wife's results!" ”

The doctor said, "Your wife... Your wife's is also normal! ”

I woke up scared to find that I was covered in slimy sweat, I was wetting the bed, and my heart was pounding.

Frustrated, I jumped up, took off my bedding sheet and soaked it in the basin and waited for my sister to come back and wash it, and the mattress for making the bed was also hung on the balcony.

The sun was still shining like fire, shining through the glass window on my slightly chilled little face and long hair like waterfall, and I felt palpitations like never before, not because I couldn't have children after ten years of marriage, but because I wondered how I felt that the thing I married in my dream was like a person.

Resemble... Lin Miaowu, who became a boy? Not only his (her) appearance, but also the peony tattoo on the back of his (her) left hand tiger's mouth.

I'm willing to marry her, but I'm never going to marry her. Just when I was wondering whether to stay away from her in the future, my sister returned.

I looked at the time, and it was almost six o'clock, and I slept for nearly three hours.

My sister kicked off her shoes and bent over to change into slippers, the outline of the white lunch box faintly visible in the plastic bag she was carrying.

"What are you doing on the balcony?" I guess I saw a large piece of wet water on the mattress behind me, like a map of Eurasia on a globe, and she couldn't see it unless she was blind.

"Did you wet the bed?"

I drooped my eyelids, and my heart was empty.

My sister stepped on her slippers and put the bag on the coffee table, which was also our dining table. She glanced at my smooth and straight big/white/legs, and the corners of her mouth were slightly hooked, "It'll be dry in a while, don't think about it, come and eat." ”

"I asked the kitchen to secretly make crystal shrimp dumplings, as well as braised saury."

I know that my sister has a very good relationship with the back kitchen, and many of the things she brings back are deliberately leftovers from a stir-fry master, not leftovers from the guests.

I started to think that the stir-fry chef was not a good thing for my sister to be courteous to my sister, but later I learned that the chef was my dad at the same table, and they sat together during the parent-teacher conference.

My grades and my daughter have always been consistent, I was third in the class and his daughter was third from the bottom.

"I'm peeing, what are you doing with a sad face, you are not ashamed to wet the bed when you are such an adult!"

I lowered my head and didn't want to speak, the wet feeling caused me a lot of irritation, I wondered if there was something wrong with my girl's body, and it was the first time I wet the bed for as long as I can remember.

And when I switch from a girl to a boy, I will have a feeling that my whole body strength has been drained, which is very similar to the legendary kidney deficiency, is there something wrong with me? The aftermath of the transformation?

"Alright! Grab a bite to eat, let's go play. ”

My sister pulled me down on a low stool without saying anything, and I felt a cold pound under my ass.

"You're not wearing panties? Sister, I said you are unrestrained enough! ”

I still didn't want to pay attention to her, and sure enough, my sister also felt that she was boring to sing a one-man show, so she stopped talking to me, and threw me a pair of chopsticks stupidly, bending slightly to think about things.

I said, "Sister, there's nothing wrong with your hotel, right?" ”

"It's okay, it's just that the health bureau has a routine inspection, and I forgot about it. Come with me to work tomorrow, a month, one thousand eight. ”

My sister's words are always so incoherent, but her mood is quite normal.

"Oh." I bit my chopsticks, thinking that I would be kind to my table mates in the future, although she looked more powerful and domineering than me as a boy, and her muscular vest line and quadruple abs were very bluffing, but who let the family have a father who takes care of me and my sister so much.

What gives me a headache is that my table mate is too stupid, and I have a fight with Guo Jing and Guo Daxia, and I can learn the course into a great god in my lifetime, and I think it is in vain to take her to study.

"Eighteen thousand, that's a lot. You keep it for yourself as pocket money, I don't want yours. ”

I just reacted, and happily wanted to hug my sister and kiss her, but she pushed me an arm away and said with a tiger face, "Eat!" Isn't it incestuous for you to kiss me? ”

I don't know how to communicate with my sister anymore.

This is my sister, full of strange ideas that make people bite their silver teeth. But I don't dare to mess with her, my sister is a person who does what she says, and she will beat me up if she says that she will beat me, and she will never be verbose.

If it weren't for my own life experience and literary level, I would definitely write a novel to allude to the inhumane psychological and physical damage my sister has inflicted on me over the years. I want her to know that I'm cowardly, I'm soft, and I'm not temperamental, but that doesn't mean I'm temperless.

Well, this novel is called "The Story of the Beautiful Sister Chen Haochen......

I stuffed my mouth with food, puffed out my cheeks, and made a cowardly and humble plea, "That, sister... Can I change back into men's clothes? I promise never to steal your clothes again. ”

With this experience, one time is enough, and I am quite afraid of irreversible damage to my body.

My sister righteously rejected me, she said that she couldn't do things in a hurry, saying that seven days would be seven days, and not one less day.

I cleaned up the table full of residual thoughts, and my sister sat on a low stool with her legs crossed, glancing at my chopstick-like legs from time to time.

I think my sister is starting to get perverted too.

According to some idle and panicked experts, in fact, most human beings are bisexual, whether male or female, and have subconscious curiosity and fantasy about beautiful characters.

I don't know if this conclusion is true or just a gimmick, but I do know that I may not feel so good in the future.