"Thirty thousand!" Lu Zhi said.

Li Tong asked in wonder, "How do you know so clearly?" ”

Lu Zhi said: "Because Xiongkong can't settle accounts, and he can't trust others, all his property is clear." ”

This shows how terrible it is to not learn math well!

Li Tong said: "Is there anything else you want to say?" ”

Lu Zhi said: "No. ”

Li Tong beckoned, "Come here." ”

Lu Zhi walked over curiously, and Li Tong continued to beckon, motioning for him to come closer.

Lu Zhi took a few steps further, and poked his head in front of Li Tong, Li Tong dragged Lu Zhi's neck, and then slashed at Lu Zhi's neck with a hand knife, Lu Zhi plopped on the table, Li Tong clapped his hands and sent Lu Zhi into the backpack world, and Xiong Kong in the backpack world.

The people in the tent were very puzzled by Li Tong's behavior, and Li Tong said, "There will be people later." ”

Li Tong wanted to cultivate Li Jun's consciousness, so he asked, "Li Jun, what do you think of this Lu system?" ”

Li Jun wrinkled his little nose, scratched his head and said: "I don't know, you said a lot of what he just said, you said it was great, that means he is very powerful, but he has been following that Xiongkong to do things, he is still so talented, why don't you dissuade Xiongkong?" ”

Li Tong smiled and said, "You are asking the point, who is Lu Zhi?" Literati! You also saw that he wore an armor and began to breathe after walking two steps, this kind of person is also suitable for using his brain, although Xiong Kong has no brains, but he has military power! With the power of the army, there is the right to speak, and the dictatorship system guarantees the authority of the generals, but it greatly limits the flexibility of the army. ”

"If you compare the army to a person, the general is the soul of the army, the brain of the army, once the soul is deviated, or there is a hole in the brain, the army will collapse."

"It's even worse when you are fighting, a wrong decision by a general will bring about the death of soldiers, and the most serious thing is the annihilation of the whole army!"

"But the general should say the same! If a person who is a general is still being criticized by his subordinates, then what majesty is there? Li Jun said dissatisfiedly, it seems that this little guy is a naked dictator!

Li Tong said: "So every general must be followed by a military division!" The military advisor is sometimes the general's brain, and you must make sure that this military advisor is a trustworthy person, did you hear Lu Zhi say a word of intercession for Xiong Kong just now? ”

Li Jun thought about it for a while, shook his head, and then suddenly realized: "You mean that Lu Zhi betrayed Xiongkong. ”

"Bingo, the general's brain has rebelled!" Li Tong snapped his fingers and said.

"Therefore, these scholars are not reliable at all, I don't need a military advisor, I, Li Jun, am the first general in history who is both wise and brave, unprecedented and invincible, victorious in a hundred battles, and invincible!" Li Jun shouted as he held his "toothpick" sword.

The air in the tent is quiet again, man! I can't always know myself clearly.

Li Tong said: "What is one plus one?" ”

"Two!" Li Jun replied quickly.

"What about one plus two?"

"Three!"

"What about one plus one?"

"Four!"

Li Jun: "???? "Negative sentiment from Lee Jun +999.

The people in the tent laughed, but Yuan Chu helped Li Jun and mocked Li Tong: "You will also bully children, you have the ability to test me." ”

Li Tong said: "Okay, let me ask you, why don't you say our puppy has lice?" ”

Yuan Chu said proudly: "Because dogs can only give birth to dogs, how can they give birth to lice!" ”

Li Tong: "...... "Why did you also cross over?"

Although Li Tong can also say that because the puppy is clean, he does not have lice, but the best answer in his heart was answered by Yuan Chu, so he was ready to change another one.

"Okay, let me ask you again, you can only eat one bun in one bite, how much can you eat in a hundred bites?"

"Eight! Because I can only eat eight, I can't eat more. Yuan Chu replied again.

Your fucking professional brain teaser!

Yuan Chu laughed rampantly and said to Li Jun: "See, your uncle will only bully children like you, you worship me as a teacher, right?" I'll teach you how not to be bullied by your uncle. ”

Li Tong said unconvinced: "You don't have to be better than me!" ”

Yuan Chu suddenly said, "What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?" Answer me quickly! ”

Li Tong scratched his head and shouted, "Burn it with fire!" ”

"Humph! It is to remove the two dots of the ice character! The smile on Yuan Chu's face became even bigger.

He continued to say to Li Jun: "See, your uncle was played by me, you worship me as a teacher, I will accept you as a disciple!" ”

Li Jun said disdainfully: "Can you beat him?" ”

Pierced in the heart, Yuan Chu suffered 10,000 points of damage.

These two people are really living treasures, but what Li Tong wondered the most was where Yuan Chu knew so many brain teasers?

Everyone was laughing, and Qi Fu's voice came from outside the door: "Lord Divine Ape, are you there?" ”

"Not there." Li Tong shouted, I'm sorry, I'm going to let you taste the feeling of piercing your heart just now.

Qi Fu: "......"

The curtain of the tent was lifted, Qi Fu came in with a smile, he looked left and right inside the tent, and finally found nothing, and couldn't help but look behind Li Tong.

"General Qi, you came here in the middle of the night, is there anything wrong?" Li Tong looked at the table and said.

"Back to adults, I have something important to find Duan De, that bastard, and the people below said that they saw Duan De coming to you, so I came over to take a look." Qi Fu arched his hand.

"You also saw that there are only a few of us in my tent now, and there is no Duan De." Li Tong stretched out his hands and turned left and right and said.

"It must be that the people below are wrong, mainly because things are in a hurry, so I'll come over to disturb you, my lord." Qi Fu said.

Li Tong deliberately asked, "Something important?" What's up? ”

"I heard that Xiong Kong's military advisor is uniting Xiong Kong's son Xiong Da and Xiong Er, I don't know what the plot is, now Xiong Kong is in your hands, so please be careful." Qi Fu said with a concerned face.

God special bear big bear two, can this bear empty name go to the snack!

"Don't worry, I'm not afraid of how many people come, does General Qi have anything else?" This is the equivalent of an eviction order in disguise.

Qi Fu hesitated for a moment and said: "My lord, for the sake of me who has endured humiliation for so many years, I still have a heart to serve the country, please don't let me feel cold!" ”

"Don't worry, there will be a bite of food for you no matter what." Li Tong said with a smile.

Qi Fu scolded in his heart, he didn't know what Duan De and Lu Zhi said to Li Tong, but they were definitely all unfavorable words for him Qi Fu, Qi Fu had lightning in his mind, wanting to save his image.