Manchester United wins!

Winning is incredible!

Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney are absent, and in fact, Manchester United's squad has been out of touch with the giants, but such a Manchester United has miraculously defeated Chelsea.

I have to say, it's a miracle!

This is an era that needs superstars, Ronaldo, Zidane and other legendary stars have aged, and football will gradually lose their figures, and Ronaldo's spirituality seems to be short-lived.

In this era of scarcity, only Vardy was born out of thin air and became the brightest star in world football, guiding the direction of the entire world football.

In the other Champions League semi-final, Milan and Liverpool played a close match, and in the end, Milan still relied on Kaka's excellent performance to avenge the revenge of two seasons ago, although it still could not completely wash away the shame of Istanbul night, but this time they had the last laugh.

Just like Jamie Vardy was to Manchester United, Kaka also played a decisive role in the Milan team, sometimes even single-handedly changing the situation of the game, and was definitely the biggest contributor to Milan's promotion to the final.

Vardy and Kaka have already been referred to as the twin stars of world football, as they both have the ability to change the game at any time, and the two have been at the top of world football since Ronaldo's absence.

Although Ronaldo, Rooney, Messi and Xiaofa also have outstanding performances far beyond their peers, they seem to be a little less interesting than the above two, so these four players are called "the four protectors under the throne".

Of course, if they continue to improve, then they have a chance to overturn the domination of Jamie Vardy and Kaka, and fans will be hoping for that day to come.

Manchester United will next meet Milan in the Champions League final, which will also be a direct clash between two superstars, Vardy and Kaka, whose performances will determine the final winner of the Champions League.

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A big game drained all of United's energy and the players, especially Jamie Vardy, were so physically exhausted that Ferguson had to give the team a day off.

With Chelsea's elimination, United's focus will turn to the league, with the title locked in the final three league games becoming United's next task.

Chelsea have lost their chance to win the Champions League and their chances of a league comeback are slim to none, but they remain convinced that United will make mistakes.

In fact, Manchester United's last three games were really not good.

In the penultimate round, it is the Manchester derby, and it is an away game, maybe Manchester City is not a super team, but the fierceness of the derby should not be underestimated, especially when Manchester United lacks a major general;

In the penultimate round, Manchester United and Chelsea face each other directly, Manchester United also travels away, and the Blues, who aim to overtake Manchester United, will never allow themselves to make mistakes;

Only the final round of things is slightly better, with United returning to host West Ham United, who are still unsure of how much they will be able to fight despite their brutal style of play.

The situation now is that if United win one of these games, then they have a very good chance of winning the title, because their goal difference is much higher than that of Chelsea, and as long as Chelsea don't win every game, and Manchester United don't lose every game, the goal difference can't be erased.

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On the day of the break, Vardy and Wayne Rooney showed up in the hospital, each holding a bouquet of flowers, looking at each other awkwardly.

For no other reason, the two of them were holding roses in their hands......

Generally, when I go to the hospital to visit the patient, the flowers sent are nothing more than carnations, starry stars, etc., which are beautiful and meaningful, representing the blessing of health.

As for roses, even if it's a 10,000-year-old single dog, they know what the thorny thing is for!

Vardy was sad that he had gone too early, the flowers had not yet been delivered from the flower garden to the florist, and the only thing in the store was the roses left from yesterday.

In line with the principle of "something is better than nothing", Vardy walked away with the roses in his hand.

Send your own flowers and let others say go!

But what he didn't expect was that Rooney on the opposite side was actually holding roses, what was his intention?

This product won't change his mouth recently, and he has a secret affection for the handsome and dashing Ronaldo, right?

Thinking of this, Vardy quietly moved a step away and moved a little further away from Rooney!

It's just that Rooney was even more excited than Vardy, and the meaning revealed in his eyes was clearly to fight Vardy.

Anyway, I'm not afraid of going head-to-head with Vardy, he is possessed by a warrior monk, and he must be able to catch a fifth-rate boxer, and his mother doesn't know him, but the question is, Rooney wants to fight with him alone for Mao?

Is it because he also gave Ronaldo roses?

The desire for dominance of this product is too strong!

"Jamie, you bastard, you say, do you have thoughts about her too?" Rooney angrily confronted Vardy.

She?

Vardy was stunned for a moment, and an incredible thought flashed through him.

Could it be that Ronaldo did not have ankle surgery, but sex reassignment surgery?

Did he make her directly?

This Nima is a bit exaggerated, right?

In his previous life, Ronaldo didn't happen until his early 30s, how could he suddenly not think about it in this life?

Shaking his head vigorously, Vardy dispelled the absurd thought from his mind.

There must be an ulterior misunderstanding here!

At this moment, a female nurse with a hot body and a variety of charms approached, as if she was going to Ronaldo's ward.

Rooney immediately let go of the desperate thoughts with Vardy, rushed up with a few brisk steps, adjusted the collar, tried to look like a gentleman, smiled and sent the flowers to the little nurse.

Vardy's heart suddenly roared like 10,000 demonic beasts.

He knew that Rooney couldn't do anything good, and sure enough, this thing was so worried about other people's little nurses!

Seeing that the beautiful nurse took the rose from Rooney's hand, her face was shy, as if she was really moved by Rooney, and Vardy felt even worse.

Speaking of Ronaldo's urine, can this product start with the beautiful nurses around him?

Now Rooney behaves like he is wearing Ronaldo's clothes!

Rooney looked back at Vardy defiantly with his teeth bared, leaving Vardy speechless.

With a sudden turn of his mind, Vardy thought of a good way to defuse the embarrassment of the rose.

Stepping forward and patting Rooney on the shoulder, Vardy struggled to look down.

"Since you like her too, then I can only let go, who made us good brothers!"

After saying that, Vardy tried to make his eyes red, and tears almost flowed.

Rooney's words moved him so much that he hugged Vardy's arm and didn't let go.

"Brother, I have received your love, next time I will definitely give you the mature woman I hooked up with!"

Vardy instantly retched, almost half killed by Rooney's sudden commotion.

Nima, you should keep that thing for yourself, I can't afford it!

But the play was taken by himself, and he had to continue to act with tears in his eyes.

Vardy pretended to be resolute, walked into Ronaldo's hospital room without looking back, threw the flowers on the bedside of the ward, and said with a dead heart: "Since the flowers are no longer useful, then we can only use them and give them to you!" ”

This acting, praise one first!

Cristiano Ronaldo, who was lying on the bed, had just finished watching a big drama and didn't react for a long time.

Looking at the roses on the bedside again, I felt that I had been critted by my two good friends again.

It turned out that these two goods didn't come to the hospital to see themselves, but they actually came to chase the little nurse.

The boat of friendship will capsize!

Soon, the nurses changed shifts, and Rooney and the beautiful nurse walked away arm in arm, leaving Ronaldo looking at the backs of the two with a bitter face.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't move his feet, Ronaldo would definitely get out of bed and fight with Rooney.

But Vardy feels very strange, saying that according to Rooney's ability to chase women, he shouldn't be able to get the nurse girl, did he get the wrong script today?

Well, everyone has different fetishes, and maybe the little nurse likes Rooney's fast.

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After two days of adjustments, the United players regrouped on the training pitch, but the fatigue still did not subside, and this is the consequence of the two-front operation.

Manchester United are more than a notch behind Chelsea in terms of squad depth, and from this you can see the style of the owners of both clubs.

Abu likes to spend a lot of money in the transfer market, and the players he is optimistic about are just buying, buying, buying, and not bad money at all, which is similar to the girl who later used Taobao Tmall;

And Glazer was eager to break a penny in half and spend it, pick and search, and pay for someone as if he wanted his life;

That's why Manchester United will face Chelsea so passively, if it weren't for Vardy, Manchester United would probably be crushed by Chelsea again this season.

Looking at the appearance of the main players as if they had been squeezed dry, Ferguson had no choice but to send most of the substitutes, even if Rooney started the game, but Manchester United's lineup was still inferior to Manchester City next door, which embarrassed Manchester United fans.

Fortunately, Vardy sat on the bench, and Manchester United fans believe that even if Manchester United does not fight well, as long as Vardy presses, Manchester United will never lose, let alone lose to their local rivals.

Vardy is actually quite embarrassed to sit on the bench, he has no money to buy fitness potions, he can only recover by eating in the game, but the problem is that he can't play if he is not in good health, and he can't eat to replenish energy if he can't play, which falls into a vicious circle.

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that a game that should have been difficult and abnormal turned into a one-sided game because of Rooney's sudden outburst.

scored twice in the first half, and kicked with his head and feet in the second half, and the little fat man unbelievably completed the senior happiness.

While Vardy sat on the bench and was excited for Wayne Rooney, he was also wondering.

This product will definitely not break out for no reason, is it because love gives people strength?

Or is it that this thing has cultivated some evil skills, picking yin and supplementing yang from the beautiful little nurse?

Vardy thinks the latter should be more likely!

Anyway, the little fat man is doing this, does Colleen know?