Chapter 323: The River Lotus Who Speaks Ill of Confucius Everywhere
"Runaways?" Ha Lian exclaimed exaggeratedly.
But! It was quick to be relieved.
Along the way, the escape from marriage happened not just once, but many times. It is all the fault of conscription, and in order to avoid military service, people must not marry early to avoid military service.
"Running away from marriage? I won't dare to take you in if you run away from marriage! This is against the laws of the Song Kingdom, and if I take you in, I will violate the laws of the Song Kingdom. I? Ha Lian said, and stopped.
In fact! What's going on? But! She was playing tricks on the tall woman again.
"Woooooooooooo ......" When the tall woman heard this, she was so frightened that she began to cry again.
"But! I'm from Lu! Keeping you in for one night is not a big problem! Feed! I'm telling you! Helian said cautiously: "I'll take you in for one night, don't talk nonsense!" If you say that, you'll cheat me! You know what? ”
"Hmm!" The tall woman snorted. Then he asked, "Are you from Lu?" ”
"yes? I'm accompanied! Accompany! Accompany (nerd) him to the Song Kingdom to find his ancestors! ”
"Looking for ancestors? He? Who is he? ”
"A big man! You're so tall! But! He's a nerd! It's a fool! Silly than! "Speaking of Confucius, Helian is angry.
"Silly Bi?"
"Nerd!"
"Readers are stunned! Not stupid! ”
"How did you help him speak? You? You are not allowed to speak for him! He's a bad guy! Helian said, found a high ground, did not leave, and looked towards Confucius.
In the night, you can still see the situation over there. Confucius was still pulling the grass on the ground, very seriously, pulling out a large piece. Other than that! At some point, he found a lot of branches and piled them aside.
It should be: Confucius plucked the grass for a while and went around to look for branches, and when he saw that the two had not returned, he continued to pull the weeds.
You idiot! Silly than!
Ha Lian scolded in her heart.
"Me?" The tall woman was drunk by the river lotus, and she didn't know what to say.
"Tell me? Why did you run away from marriage? You? ”
"Me?"
"Don't say that nerd! He's not a good guy! He's touched me and pinched me! Helian said, and stretched out her hand to gesture. And then! Look at the tall woman.
Only then did she notice that this tall woman's breasts were even bigger than hers!
"He touched me and pinched ......"
Ha Lian said as she reached out to touch the tall place of the tall woman. Moreover! I also pinched it.
"Don't!" The tall woman screamed and hurriedly protected her body from being touched by the river lotus.
"What are you doing? If you touch it, you will touch it, and if you pinch it, you will pinch it, and you will not lose a piece of meat! He! He touched me and pinched me! It's not the kind I just had, he put his two hands on top of my sides, touching first and then pinching! You know what? ”
"Who?" The tall woman asked, looking flustered.
"Just that big man! Nerd! I said he was stupid, and you said no! You say, 'Anyone who reads is stupid, not stupid' is him! He Lian said, pointing to Confucius over there.
"How so? He's still a reader? ”
"Humph! Readers are the worst! Helian said angrily: "He's a mouthful!" To say that he was unintentional, not intentional! Who believes he did it unintentionally? How many people are there? Grown-ups! It's time for the coronation, and he doesn't know anything about men and women? What about those who still read? Reading people hate the most! They think they have better brains than us, so they play tricks! ”
"What you said is true?"
"Really!"
"And you're still with him?"
"Am I with him? I? Hum! Helian stood up angrily, turned around and glared at the tall woman, and said, "I was with my brother Zinian, so I was with him!" ”
"Brother Zinian? Do you like your Zinian brother? ”
"I have a husband!" Ha Lian suddenly became embarrassed.
"Do you have a husband?"
"Hmm!"
"Where's your husband?"
"Run! He ran away from marriage! "River Lotus Qi Dao.
"Ran away?"
"He's just like you! Escaped marriage! "Helian is very angry, this tall woman actually asked her about her unhappiness?" I ask you? How did you run away from marriage? ”
"Me?"
"Say!"
"Me?"
"You don't say it, do you? Do you say it or not? You're not going to be a murderer, are you? You killed that man and ran away from the marriage! Isn't it? ”
"No, no, no! I didn't kill anyone! No! Woo woo woo ...... "The tall woman cried anxiously.
"What are you crying about? Say! I won't frame you! We are all women! I'll help you! Good no good? ”
"Woooooo The tall woman cried, "I don't have a partner yet!" ”
"No object? If you don't have a partner, what are you running away from? You? ”
"Woooooooooooo We Song Kingdom! There is a law! When a woman reaches the age of fifteen, she must marry, or not? It's going to be taxed! ”
"Then why don't you get married? You? Do you have a good match? He's dead? Do you still miss him? Don't want to get married? ”
"Woooooooooooo Don't curse people! I didn't have a good match! ”
"Then why don't you get married? You don't want men, huh? You don't want that! Very comfortable! I listen to my husband! ......" Ha Lian said, gesturing with her hand to make a gesture of the lower class.
"Don't! No! Seeing Helian's gesture, the tall woman was ashamed of herself.
"Why not? You really don't want to get married? At night in the round house, that's it! Take off! Strip yourself naked first......"
Ha Lian said as she looked at the tall woman.
Saw! The tall woman did not dare to look or hear, and covered her ears and held her head with her hands.
"Giggles!"
Ha Lian laughed triumphantly.
"Take it off! He's not off, is he? You help him take it off! Naked! He doesn't take the initiative, does he? You take the initiative! Hands too! Do you put your hand over? Grab it...... Giggle......"
Seeing that the tall woman was played, Helian was even more proud.
"Hey! Feed! Feed! You're so ashamed, you really don't plan to get married? You? Are you running away from marriage? Isn't there a way to escape marriage? You? Isn't it? You have to have children, huh? When you are old, your children and grandchildren will take care of you? If you don't have children or grandchildren, who will take care of you when you're old? Isn't it? Listen to Helian's advice! Let's get married! Come back! Find a man to marry! ”
"I'm engaged! It's just that he didn't come to greet him! It's not that I don't marry! Woowoo woo ......"
"You are engaged? Which? Do people don't want you anymore? You are so tall, is it because other men are short and dare not marry you? Afraid you'll hit him? ”
"Where is there a wife who beats her own man?"
"Or? He's dead? His family is dead? ”
"You curse! Woowoo woo ......"
"That? Why didn't he come and marry you? ”
"His home is in Lu country!"
"Lu Guo?" Helian asked in surprise, "Lu Guo? Our country of Lu? ”
"Great Zhou World! How many more Lu countries? ”
"You? You? You? You won't? No? Ha Lian jumped up in panic!
No way? She can't be the wife that Confucius is going to marry, is she?
(End of chapter)