When he woke up in the morning, Vardy couldn't help but kiss the woman in his arms, a woman worthy of his love. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

As Anne drifts away from herself, Kisti enters her own world.

Intellectual, beautiful, sensual, gentle like water......

She has all the qualities of a perfect woman, even if she is a little older than Vardy, but she is still in the best of her days.

Kirsty blinked his sleepy eyes and felt Vardy's caresses, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and his languid posture made Vardy unable to extricate himself.

"Come with me to the World Cup!" Vardy whispered in Kistie's ear.

Itchy, Kisti stood up prettyly, not caring about the spring.

"Is this a confession to me?"

Vardy couldn't help but cough, feeling weirdly embarrassed.

If there are bystanders at this time, they must be extremely complaining.

I didn't know how embarrassed I was when I rolled the sheets, but now I know that I'm embarrassed, it's really hypocritical!

Kisty likes to tease Vardy, the cute big boy, and the two can't help but kiss again.

Indeed, Vardy said that he wanted Kisti to accompany Vardy to the World Cup, which is actually no different from confession.

Although the England ladies group is not known to the world at this time, how can there be irrelevant women who accompany the players to the World Cup, except for their wives and girlfriends!

One morning's work, the two have already established their relationship and sprinkled dog food.

There is no idea of being sorry for Anne, because from beginning to end, the two are not normal boyfriend and girlfriend relationships.

Anne herself has Grace, not Vardy alone, and even though the relationship between the two is unclear, Vardy has never shown his ownership.

And Anne had already made it clear to Vardy that she would not stop Vardy from finding a girlfriend.

This is important!

And now Anne doesn't even contact Vardy, and it is estimated that she and Grace are living a happy two-person world.

Vardy didn't feel the need to bother.

Your own happiness, the happiness of others, if these two kinds of happiness can't be fused together, then let them walk separately.

Maybe the love died and came back to life, but now, everything has drifted by with the wind, leaving only faint memories.

......

Kisti had to go on a show and left early, while the whole United squad rushed back to Manchester, where there would be a big celebration.

Even if the Glazer family picks the door again, it is impossible not to even hold a celebration, otherwise Manchester United fans will really revolt.

In the buses, the players stood on the roof of a specially made shed, holding trophies and celebrating in unison, as the parade had clogged the roads of Manchester.

Rooney and Ronaldo always love the trophy and will never hand it over as long as it is in their own hands.

For this reason, the two have fought several times and decided the winner, but obviously Ronaldo's combat effectiveness is not as good as that of boxer Rooney, and he was beaten very badly, so he could only take advantage of Rooney's rest to caress the trophy.

Vardy couldn't stand it, snatched the trophy and held it high above his head, which naturally attracted the cheers of the Manchester United fans on the side of the road!

Looking at the trophy in his hand, Vardy's heart was surging.

In this situation, I can't help but want to chant a poem, oh no, I can't help but want to tease!

Pick up the trophy, turn it upside down, and buckle it on Rooney's head next to him.

This has a sense of déjà vu of suddenly rushing out of the alley, putting a sack on someone's head, and then beating someone up.

Little fat man, don't you usually call yourself a boxer, and you are invincible all over Manchester United, this time you put your head in the trophy, there is revenge and revenge, anyway, you don't know who hit it!

Seeing Vardy's movements, several animals were tacitly ready to move, as long as Rooney's head was covered in it, they immediately punched and kicked each other.

But as soon as they were ready, they raised their fists and feet, but they all stopped moving, because they were shocked to find that Ya had not been put in!

Rooney's head was too big, and the trophy mouth had a limited capacity, so it couldn't fit in and stuck on his head.

As soon as they saw this embarrassing scene, a few guys around who just wanted to do it immediately changed their routines, and those who stretched out their hands turned into massages and patted their arms, touched their heads, and those who stretched out their feet pretended to tie their shoes, all looking casual.

Rooney glared at Vardy with fiery eyes.

I'll give you time to explain, and if you can't explain why, don't blame me for being rude!

Vardy is embarrassed, he is also helpless in the face of such a big head!

"Well, I just think the trophy is the right size, it seems to fit in your head, so I gave it a try, please don't mind, I'm going to try Cristiano's!"

With that, Vardy put the trophy on Ronaldo's head again.

A surprising scene appeared, the trophy easily put Ronaldo's head into it, and it was easily pulled out!

Several people were all shocked, as if they had seen something incredible!

How much bigger is Rooney's head than Ronaldo?

Ronaldo happily put the trophy on his head, and didn't notice the angry Rooney next to him!

In Vardy's trembling eyes, Rooney snatched the big ear cup and buckled it directly on Vardy's head, and then with a hard effort, he felt that he was being resisted, and then he exerted his strength, only to hear a grunt!

Slipped in!

Jamie Vardy's head was completely inside the trophy.

"Hmm... Not... Well... Hmm..."

Before Vardy could scream, Rooney was already swinging his fist at Vardy.

When a few animals around saw such a good opportunity to kick in the circle, how could they let it go, so they happily joined the camp of punching and kicking.

Desperately protecting the vital point, he couldn't even take care of the chrysanthemum behind him, let alone free his hand to get the trophy off his head.

As if he had been beaten by the group for a century, Vardy felt that he was in pain everywhere except for his head, including the vital point he had just defended.

The fans on both sides of the street watched such a happy scene, and they were also infected and laughed, but after laughing, they had deep questions - who is this unlucky guy who was beaten?

A few of the animals were tired and waited for Vardy to come out of the trophy crying, waiting for the meme to be updated.

At this point, Vardy took a deep breath and held the trophy with both hands, about to pull it off and regain his freedom.

1

2

Hey!

......

I'll go!

Why didn't the trophy come down?

Vardy was blindsided.

I look like I'm stuck in there!

Rooney's head was too big to fit in;

Ronaldo's head is too small, and he can go freely after putting it in;

But my head is just the right size, and I can't take it out when I put it in......

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Vardy tried his best to feed, but he couldn't pull it out.

"Brothers, help, I'm almost out of breath!"

In desperation, Vardy had to turn to a few animals for help.

At this time, several animals were also a little suspicious when they saw Vardy trying to pull it out but couldn't pull it out.

Why is this thing having so much fun?

It wasn't until Vardy's sullen voice came that everyone reacted!

This thing is so stuck!

You're having a lot of fun......

Although there was a lot of trouble, several animals were still deep and shallow, and they knew that they couldn't joke at this time, so they hurried over and hurriedly helped Vardy pull the trophy off.

"Hey, light, it hurts!"

Vardy's screams were so bleak that he now finally knew what it was like to play with fire and set himself on fire.

When I was a child, everyone heard the story of pulling turnips, and now, the trophy on my head is the big turnip.

Pluck turnips

Pluck turnips

Hey, hey, hey, hey,

Hey, hey, hey, can't pull it out

......

It's really unplugged!

Vardy is stuck in the trophy and is on the verge of collapse!

At this time, the rest of the United players noticed the strangeness here, looking at Vardy in the trophy, and everyone didn't know what to say.

Accustomed to Vardy's funny days, it is rare for Vardy to play a Champions League final seriously and become the biggest contributor to the team's victory, but in the blink of an eye, you are starting again......

What does it taste like to be in a trophy?

The teammates stretched out their fingers, and the bell bounced on the trophy, and the trophy made a crisp and pleasant sound, but to Vardy inside, it was a popping sound that pierced the eardrum!

"Let's not bring such schadenfreude, even if you can't get me out, don't make trouble for me!"

Vardy is about to cry, I'm so miserable, you still play?

In the end, with the help of the staff, Vardy was finally rescued from the trophy and was able to see the light of day.

The first thing I did when I came out was to fight with Rooney!

If I don't fight hard with you, I'm sorry for holding me back for half a day!

......

The parade, the celebration, the whole process, although it was very tiring, but every player was happy, and Vardy even forgot the embarrassment that he couldn't pull out of the trophy just now.

Gary Neville's speech on behalf of the team had Manchester United fans so excited that they couldn't help themselves.

"Champion, for you! Long live Manchester United! Long live the Red Devils! ”

"This will never be our last Champions League trophy, next year, we will win it again!"

And when Vardy spoke, he didn't know what he was saying in front of the fans, only that the fans all chanted his name and shouted in unison - "We love you forever, tease Vardy!" ”

The whole of Manchester was in a carnival atmosphere, and Manchester City fans were reluctant to go out at all, because they could see the faces of Manchester United fans showing off when they went out.

At the end of the celebration, the Big Ears Cup was sent to Manchester United's Honours Record Room, where the Big Ears Cup will be visited and pilgrimaged for the next season.

It's just that the staff who manage Manchester United's honor room are about to cry.

I wonder who peed on the trophy?

Why is the taste so big?

If Vardy had been here, he would never have admitted that he had done it......