83. Farce
If you tell your parents that you have made a fortune and made a lot of money, how would your parents react?
There may be many reactions, but they should not react as violently as Liu Guang's parents.
Liu Guang's plan to pretend to be forced to slap his face was postponed for several days, because Liu Guang's parents didn't believe that he was suddenly rich, and when Liu Guang gave them a lot of money in order to prove himself, his parents were silent, Liu Guang thought that his parents believed it like this, but the two of them appeared in front of Liu Guang early the next morning.
As soon as they entered the door, before Liu Guang could say anything, the two of them eagerly pulled Liu Guang to turn himself in, and comforted Liu Guang, telling him not to worry, no matter how much money he spent, even if the two of them worked hard, they would return the money to others, and ask for their understanding, as long as he could reform it with peace of mind.
"Stop, stop, what to transform? You two treat your own sons as criminals, huh? ”
Liu Guang couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and stopped his parents who insisted on pulling him to turn himself in.
As soon as she talked about this, Liu Guang's mother complained about Liu Guang's father with a handful of snot and tears.
"At the beginning, I left the child at home alone for the sake of money, and I didn't educate him well, but now it's okay, Liu Guang is now robbing for money..."
Saying that, Liu Guang's mother was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then turned around and asked Liu Guang.
"Liu Guang, did you rob a bank or a cash truck?"
"It's not..."
Liu Guang watched his parents play, stunned for a while, this is not much, his parents have thought about all the charges for themselves.
"It doesn't matter if he robs a bank or a cash truck, the charges are the same, and now the most important thing is to turn himself in quickly, return the money to others, and strive for a sentence of two years less."
The father was silent for a moment, and said with some annoyance.
"By the way, Liu Guang, you didn't hurt anyone, right? Are there any dead people? How many accomplices? ”
Looking at the eager eyes of his parents, Liu Guang was so anxious that he wanted to jump to his feet.
"I said, can you two think of me? Can't I make some money? ”
"The key is a little bit, just your dead salary, thank God for saving 100,000 yuan a year without eating or drinking."
"Can't I just buy a lottery ticket and win the jackpot?"
Seeing his parents constantly questioning himself, Liu Guang was also a little angry.
"I also think it's good that you've won the lottery, but I've checked all the lottery winning information, and there is no such city at all, where do you win the jackpot?"
“...”
Liu Guang was speechless for a while, it seemed that his parents had also made some preparations before embarking on the journey of arresting him, which made Liu Guang both moved and helpless.
"I've earned this by playing games!"
"Really?"
Liu's father is a little skeptical, and it is not without precedent to get rich by playing games, and hitting a superb piece of equipment is indeed similar to winning the lottery.
"No, no game can be worth so much with one piece of equipment! Have you saved up a lot of the best equipment? If that's the case, you should have called me to tell me the good news before you even sold it, where is the stuff in your mouth? ”
Liu's father is also an old player, but he plays less after having a wife and children, but the dynamics of some popular games are also very clear, so the value of some superb equipment is also clear.
Soon he realized that no matter what game it was, a piece of equipment couldn't be sold for so much money, and it couldn't be sold so quickly, and before it was sold, it was estimated that Liu Guang would call him to show off, and it would be like telling himself when he got the money now.
Liu Guang was also speechless for a while when he heard his father's analysis, and sure enough, it was his own father who analyzed his personality clearly.
When I saw the news of Kanghua's game, I didn't know whether it was true or not, where would I be so flustered to report the good news to my parents, and when I contacted Kanghua and confirmed that it was true, I immediately entered the transaction process, where can I still take care of reporting good news to my parents.
Later, I was dazzled by the series of "0", and finally remembered to report the good news to my parents, and it turned out to be such a fuss.
In the end, Liu Guang finally persuaded his parents to sit down and listen to his careful explanation, but Liu Guang just cursed and swore an oath, and his parents didn't believe that he just played a game, almost nothing, and the game currency on his body could be sold for so much money.
In the end, Liu Guang took out his game video and his transaction records with Kanghua and others, and his parents believed him.
Father Liu pulled his eyes out of the evidence provided by Liu Guang and muttered to himself.
"You don't need to fight monsters, you don't need to build equipment, as long as you enter the game, it is possible to give you a large amount of game currency, and it is still a very scarce kind, and the game still has this kind of operation? This 'Pegasus' is really generous. ”
Then he turned his head, looked at Liu Guang carefully, and said meaningfully.
"No wonder since I had you kid, I haven't exploded any good things in the game, and the luck of the emotional Lao Tzu has been sucked away by your kid."
“...”
Liu Guang looked at his father dumbfounded, and was speechless for a while.
Liu's father didn't pay attention to Liu Guang, turned around and patted Liu's mother's hand and said.
"Xiaohui, why don't we also play "Three Kingdoms" and take a look, in case we get another prince, princess or something, we don't have to worry about it in the next life."
Hearing his father's whimsy, Liu Guang instantly became proud, patted his chest and said.
"Do you think this is what you want to do? It depends on strength, you go and see how the other players are doing, otherwise, how do you think those game coins are worth so much money? ”
", you can be a son, why can't I be a son? Don't forget, the blood of Lao Tzu in your body. ”
Hearing Liu Guang's ridicule, Liu's father immediately rolled his eyes.
"Good, good."
Liu Guang saw that his father was a little angry, and immediately compromised.
"You can drop as much as you like?"
"Nope."
Mother Liu suddenly spoke at this time.
"When the time comes, we will be princes, princesses, and Liu Guang will be princes, do you still want to call your son uncle?"
"Uh..."
Father Liu was speechless for a while, and then said impatiently.
"It's a game, fake, different from reality, do you understand? To each his own. ”
"I'll ask you if you want to call your uncle when you see your son in the game."
"Oh, okay, okay, I'm served, don't play, don't play."
Liu's father, who was shocked by the terrifying scene his wife was depicted, raised his hands helplessly and surrendered.
Subsequently, Liu's father poured his anger on Liu Guang, and finally after signing a series of unequal treaties, he gave half of the money earned this time to the two old men, and Liu's father and Liu's mother let poor Liu Guang go.
"Don't forget what you said, bring my daughter-in-law back when I go home this year."
Father Liu and Mother Liu reminded again before leaving.
"Okay, okay, you can rest assured, now your son is a big money, and there are a lot of women who want to tie up your son."
Liu Guang sent his parents outside the door and dealt helplessly for a while.
"I don't agree with a bad girl."
"Know, know, you can rest assured."
"Alas!"
finally sent away his difficult parents, Liu Guang was completely paralyzed on the bed, rich and tired, why can the protagonist in the novel convince his parents with a few words? Is your own home so weird?