Chapter 26: Crazy Male Paper

Yuwen Xiuce plans to play around with Bingmiao. Playing unwanted copies may seem like a waste of time, but ...... Isn't the joy of life a waste of life?

The fun of local tyrants lies in ignoring everything and squandering recklessly!

And the supreme pleasure must be squandering for the sake of splurging - even if it doesn't feel right, but still lie to yourself and keep squandering!

Someone's brain-dead theory Bing Miao naturally didn't intend to appreciate it, and while playing comfortably and watching Lianlian, he kicked Xiuce without a foot accompanied by the sound effect of porcelain wow screaming in the game.

Yuwen Xiuce: "What are you doing kicking me!" ”

The clay figure also had three points of anger, and after being kicked for half an hour, Xiuce finally couldn't help it.

"Finally a reaction? I'm going to change my spiked shoes......" Bing Miao said, even after pedaling for half an hour in a row, she had to get stuck in the sound effect without any mistakes...... I'm tired too, okay!

Speaking kung fu, Xiao Zhengtai pushed the PDA at hand to Xiuce by the way.

"Take a look at this post on the official website."

"Look at the post......" Yuwen Xiuce looked disdainful, "Master, I haven't posted recently, whether it's gossip or technology on this forum, what else can I look good with?" ”

"Well, I'll obey you if you don't have a face!" Bing Miao tapped the table with her fingertips impatiently, "Look! ”

"Leading the Battle Post - 360-degree All-round Analysis of Why the Bow and Arrow Is Garbage, Dissatisfied!! 》

As soon as Xiuce glanced at the title, he had no desire to read it. This kind of thing can't be said to be available every day in the forum (after all, the name has 360 degrees on it), but it's okay to see it every two days disguised as a tearing sticker under rational analysis. Some of this is even from the hands of forum managers - for the sake of heat these days, pants can be dispensed without, let alone festivals.

"What do you see?" Bing Miao felt that she had overestimated someone as much as possible, but it still didn't seem to have touched his true limit - only two or three pages of technical posts in the main text, interspersed with a large number of tables and videos to testify, you can get it all at a glance? Isn't it because you want to set up a human-type computer......

"Hmph-" someone snorted lightly, and then met Bing Miao's puzzled gaze and explained, "Attracting the battle and disobeying the repetition of the meaning of the argument are the second grade level of Chinese correction questions!" ”

Here's a 30-minute clip of the work!

[Bing Miao: Nani, Xiuce, you actually have a leg with a chair!] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Silly beepβ€”β€”, he said it was the two of us! 】

[Bing Miao: I don't listen, I don't listen! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Damn, you tap! ] The movement is so big, why do you pull a plane of classmates, and you can't be a person when you go back to school! 】

【Bingmiao: ......】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Why are you speechless from me and still don't stop?! , it's even harder......]

[Bing Miao: Hey, listen to the Siberian one, there must be punctuation marks between the and the harder!] 】

[Author: Silence is better than sound here......]

After 30 minutes.

Bingmiao pulled out a roll of toilet paper and began to clean up a messy battle arena. (For students who have ambiguities in the cognition of this sentence, the author just wants to say: Autumn is coming, the weather is dry and irritable, and the fire is vigorous, please be sure to take care of your body!) οΌ‰

And the stinky hooligans began to read the post reluctantly under the obscenity of Xiao Zhengtai.

"Except for the provocative and sarcastic words that are implicitly provocative, there is nothing wrong with the theoretical analysis." Yuwen Xiuce handed the PDA back to Bing Miao and added, "Of course, there is nothing wrong with the amount of information for ordinary players. ”

"Oh, you think so too? After I read it, I always felt that something was wrong, you have high mouth cannon skills, and you came to scare him. Bing Miao was lying very seriously, and by the way, she made a look of "You must not let me see that you know that I am lying to you, or I will hammer you to death immediately".

Xiuce wanted to complain and say, you feel that something is wrong and can't say it, it's like - the first brother went out to prostitute but felt that the other party didn't seem to be the first time, but he couldn't say why it was funny.

But because I've just been hammered for 30 minutes, what's that...... If you are hammered again, it is really-

It's not a big deal~

It's just that you can't give the author an excuse to go down easily!

Xiuce, who was tasked with setting things right, began to explain the analysis loopholes in the post to Bingmiao.

"The problem with this post is mainly in the premise of the theoretical analysis, especially a few places that serve as the tone of the follow-up elaboration." Xiuce motioned to Bing Miao to see where he had marked on the PDA.

"The default bow and arrow weapon uses the main agility bonus method, which is problem one."

Bing Miao didn't speak, but Xiao Zhengtai's eyes full of questions and curiosity seemed to be constantly reminding Xiu Ce - don't be scared, explain it to me quickly, otherwise I will wedge you!

"Actually, I don't really understand why archers need to be agile." As soon as Xiu Ce spoke, he had a rather shocking momentum, "For the same bow and arrow, what determines the range of the arrow is the amplitude of the bow, and if you think about it, you can know that it is the strength attribute that plays a role." And what determines stability, that is, accuracy, and the control of arm muscles, this thing is even more agile and can't beat it. What determines the speed of opening the bow, that is, the preparation time for the attack, is still the strength attribute, and even the durability of the archer's attack, that is, how many arrows can be shot in total within the range of physical strength, is still strength - if you open the bow, you need instant explosive power as the foundation, and simple endurance really has no effect. ”

"I didn't know what those who designed the game thought before, but archers and agility can not only increase speed and critical hits, but also increase attack power...... Especially the Amazon in a classic RPG in ancient times, the strength is not more than 100, and it can actually be equipped with a dark gold bow, and it is quite drunk to think about it. ”

"You just say you think the archers should be strengthened." Bing Miao planned someone's complaint, "Anyway, in your eyes, any profession should be dominated by strength, and playing a Taoist priest does not add intelligence, and there is no one but you!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Taoist priest plus strength, Fu Zi lost far away~"

Bing Miao was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily, "How many times have you said it, don't be so serious when you talk nonsense, I almost believed it!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce really wanted to make an expression that blamed me for his low IQ, but fortunately, his brain turned quickly, and he quickly turned to sincerely admit his mistake after reacting that there was still a pot of boiling water on the table.

"Ahem, then again, the premise of Agile is actually misleading to many players. If you look at it realistically, melee combat requires a lot of agility, and thieves don't need that much agility other than stealing. Short weapons like knives and daggers, whether they play well or not actually have less to do with agility, if the flexibility is good enough, a rough man of 2 meters and 200 pounds can play with knives like thatβ€”β€”"

"Enough is enough...... Say the next one. As soon as Bingmiao heard someone mention the word rough man, she was worried that the next style of painting would uncontrollably change to Brother Guixiang......

Yuwen Xiuce: "I don't say that you have to let me say it, now that I just say a few words, you will be annoyed and shout to stop, why don't you go to heaven!" ”

"Say the next one! Waiter, bring me another pot of boiling water, thank you! Bingmiao said that the conversation with Xiuce must be supervised by a third-party prop.

"The next one is-" Xiu Ce heard the word boiling water, the corners of his eyes picked uncontrollably, and his vocal cords began to speak automatically without the control of his brain.

Compared to chairs, the lethality of boiling water is obvious to all, especially when the target is bare-chested, it has an attack power multiplied by 100 million damage bonus!

"Regarding the problem that the archer's custom attack moves are easy to dodge, and relying on the system lock cannot hit high damage." Xiu Ce paused, "This is a matter of information. To put it mildly, it can also be sublimated to the cognition of the game operation concept. ”

Bing Miao sent a kind smile to the stewardess on standby on one side, "Boiling water is faster, thank you!" ”

"Ahem, when it comes to the perception of the game's operation concept, don't rush to conclusions." Xiuce turned his head and motioned to the flight attendant not to rush to prepare boiling water, and continued to explain, "Any game will face a dilemma, that is, the violent output profession has accumulated too many gamers. ”

"Yes, some people have to carry a sword to cut even if they play Taoism, and it is not a big problem for ordinary people to like to play output." Bingmiao was almost named.

It's just that with Xiuce's face, this level of complaining is simply lower than the strength of the breeze.

"However, from the perspective of game operation, most people choose output careers, which is not conducive to the long-term healthy development of games." Someone paused, and saw that Xiao Zhengtai could still listen before continuing.

"For most ordinary players, if you want to play for a long time, you can't lack efforts to improve your skills, but you can't be stingy with your money investment. Therefore, it is foreseeable that with the deepening of the game, the demand for various resources will become more and more urgent, and more and more ordinary players will have no choice but to give up the output profession or even give up the game because of the pressure of money. ”

"Isn't it normal for someone to play and someone else not to play?" Although ordinary players are the foundation of the game, Bingmiao doesn't think it's a big deal that someone abandons the game.

"It's a different game." Someone smiled a little mysteriously, but this smile was full of cheapness when it fell into Bingmiao's eyes.

Bingmiao didn't bother to continue to ask, smiling so cheaply meant ......

Continuing this topic will only make his cheapness worse!

The corners of Bing Miao's eyes twitched slightly. Laughing wildly...... Uh, ** trembling someone, immediately a stirring spirit -, Xiao Zheng is too impatient!

Xiuce immediately put away his smile and trembling **.

[Bing Miao: What the hell is trembling? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't ask...... It's so naked, what can you tremble! 】

[Bing Miao: I'll go, why is it so picturesque...... I'm going to be blind!! 】

PS: I set up automatic updates and I don't know why there is no more ......

Well, I forgot to press OK and I won't say anything about this kind of thing!