Chapter 8: Beauty Like Scorpions
If it weren't for the elf who had told him that the elf who had lost the contract connection would automatically be recovered by the elf sanctuary, Chu Wu would have thought that this thing was an ownerless wandering elf.
Grunt~
The stomach is barking again.
"Ah, shit. How did I get to this point when I was the man who aspired to be the happiest child husband in the world? Chu Wu was so depressed.
At this moment, suddenly a smell of meat wafted over.
At the same time, a voice rang out: "For the two of you, don't say that we abuse labor." ”
The sound is familiar.
Chu Wu glanced up, and Rouran was standing in front of him and Uncle Chen with two plates of braised beef rice bowls.
Chu Wu was overjoyed, snatched one of the dinner plates, and said in his mouth: "Cut, it's originally abuse." How can you have the strength to work without people having enough to eat? Your queen must be a pervert. ”
Hearing this, Rouran's face immediately turned cold, she took out a pistol from her pocket and put it on Chu Wu's forehead, and said coldly: "If you dare to insult Her Majesty the Queen again, I will kill you immediately!" ”
Chu Wu frowned slightly: "Did I say something wrong?" ”
Seeing this, Uncle Chen hurriedly pulled the two apart: "That, Ranran, no, Officer Rouran." Chu Wu just came, and he doesn't understand the rules, so don't be like him. ”
Rouran withdrew the gun and said coldly: "Chu Wu, you heard me clearly." In this country, you can insult anyone, but not Her Majesty! ”
After saying that, Rouran turned around and left.
Chen Bochang breathed a sigh of relief, looked back at Chu Wu and said, "Chu Wu, your violent temper has to be changed. Her Majesty is something that we pariahs can comment? ”
Chu Wu didn't speak, his gaze fell on the poster in the restaurant.
There is a woman on the poster, she is about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, her long burgundy hair is slightly curled down, looking a little lazy and rebellious, her slender willow eyebrows are painted with deep purple, and under the dark eye shadow, the sea blue eyes covered by long eyelashes exude a domineering and indifferent look.
She has perfectly proportioned facial features, a devilish figure, especially full and flamboyant breasts, as if she could tear her clothes at any time.
Chu Wu is shallow, and it is difficult to use any wonderful words to describe the woman on the poster.
If he had to sum it up in one sentence, it would be: the thrilling beauty of beauty.
Whether it's a perfect body, a cold aura, or the beautiful ocean-blue eyes, it's all so addictive.
For many years in a row, he has been the world's No. 1 stunner, no tie, no one!
It is rumored that hundreds of people around the world are obsessed with her beauty every year, and finally commit suicide because of the pain of lovesickness.
She is the queen of the Holy Elf Kingdom, known as the strongest elven envoy in the past thousand years, July.
A woman who is favored by God.
Although Chu Wu was very unhappy with the queen's suppression of men in the country, he had to admit that this kind of woman who could harm the whole world was really a peerless stunner.
Looking at the so-called young models, wild models, and supermodels in various countries around the world, none of them can be compared with July.
"Alas, this is what 'beauty is like a scorpion'."
After a few moments, he shook his head and didn't think about it anymore.
Eat, eat, eat!
What Chu Wu admires the most is the little elf who sleeps on his head, he and Rou Ran have such a strong argument, this thing still sleeps like a dead pig.
After eating, there is a break at noon.
Chu Wu prepared to go back to the dormitory.
Back in the dormitory, there will be no one in the dormitory.
Chu Wu was about to lie down and rest, when the elf rubbed his eyes and woke up.
She climbed from Chu Wu's head to Chu Wu's nose, then sat down and faced Chu Wu's eyes.
"Chu Wu, I'm hungry." Elf said.
"Huh? Do elves still need to eat? Chu Wu was quite surprised.
He was a newcomer and didn't know much about elves.
"Nonsense! We are not gods, and we do not eat the fireworks of the world. The elf looked at Chu Wu with disdain.
"Shout, this little elf is pulling up again."
"Hey! I don't call it 'This Elf', I have a name! The elf then added, "My master gave me the name, and although she can't hear me, I can hear her." ”
"Oh, what's the name?" Chu Wu said curiously.
"Sakura."
"Magical Girl Sakura?"
The elf stood on Chu Wu's nose, pinched his waist with both hands, and exhaled, "It's the magic elf Sakura!" ”
"Does it make a difference?"
"It's a big difference! Gollum~"
Sakura's stomach growled as well.
Chu Wu couldn't help but laugh.
A thumb-sized elf's hungry stomach is a sight to behold.
"Ah, you laugh at me!" Sakura angrily leaned down and bit Chu Wu's nose.
Although it doesn't hurt, it's itchy, and it's still quite uncomfortable.
"Okay, okay, I surrender. What do you want to eat? Cherry blossom? Chu Wudao.
"You're just eating cherry blossoms!" Sakura paused, raising her fists high, "I want to eat cake!" Cake in Verdant Park! ”
"Cake... Isn't this what humans eat? ”
"Humph! Who dictates that the cake can only be eaten by humans? We elves can also eat. Sakura is mildly tsundere.
"What a strange setting."
"Not surprising! Well, I'll be honest with you. In fact, we elves only need to absorb the aura between heaven and earth to replenish energy. Eating cake is just a personal hobby of mine. Sakura pinched her waist: "What?" Can't you? ”
Tao Bao tapped Sakura's nose with his finger, and said angrily: "Since you can absorb the aura of heaven and earth to replenish energy, why make yourself hungry?" ”
"Hehe, eating cake hungry is the coolest feeling!"
Chu Wu: ......
"You snack."
"Hurry up and buy me a cake, you must have a cake from the green garden!" Sakura even turned on the coquettish mode, rolling back and forth on Chu Wu's nose, and kicking her legs.
Just at this time, the fat man came back, and Chu Wu said casually: "Li Shan, do you know how to buy the cake of the Emerald Green Garden?" ”
"Huh? Verdant Park? The corners of Li Shan's mouth twitched, and he said: "Emerald Green Garden is a high-end cake shop in the kingdom, used by nobles, and belongs to a special forbidden area. Ordinary elves are not qualified to enter, so how can I buy a cake from the Verdant Garden. Anyway, I went to the toilet. ”
After speaking, Li Shan took toilet paper and left.
Chu Wu looked at the elf Sakura on his nose and said curiously: "Sakura, it seems that your identity as the master is not simple." Who is she? ”