Chapter 21: The Teacher of Jixia Academy
Ya Yunmo covered his swollen cheeks and cursed loudly at Zhuang Zhou, who was a cheating father.....
me with porridge! @#¥%……&
Yakumo Mo, who had been whipped by Kun with his tail for an afternoon, felt like his face was about to crack!
Although his face was extremely painful, Yakumo clearly felt that there was a strange energy flowing slowly in his body, although it was extremely difficult and he didn't know what kind of energy it was, but it was harmless......
After using the demon power to reduce the swelling, he walked in the Jixia Academy with nothing to do.
"Tianji, you're back......" The weird mechanical sound was like a cat scratching glass with its claws, very harsh, and even irritating.
Just when I wanted to turn around and play a demon power to teach the master of the voice to be a man, I saw the person who came, and Ya Yunmo was immediately stunned......
The person who came was Mozi... As one of the three sages of Jishita, Mozi's strength is also enough to press Yakumo Mo to the ground and rub it.
And I don't know if the relationship between Mozi and the so-called Tianji is good or not, seeing this big guy, Yayun Mo decisively coaxed it......
Mozi forehead...... Hello to the great sage of Mo"
"The Great Sage of Mo? Tianji, you've always called me teacher before, what's wrong with coming back this time? Is...... What a weird price......"
"Uh..... I guess so... Haha, teacher, that ...... I forgot everything when I came back this time. ”
Yakumo snorted and scratched his head in embarrassment. It can be regarded as the identity of the heavenly machine.
"Yes, go back and recuperate, and you can think about the matter of me making you a teacher before you leave."
"Okay, teacher, you can rest first."
"Well, if you don't feel comfortable calling me, I'll come directly to help you."
"Thank you for your concern." Ya Yunmo desperately stabbed the villain in his heart to drive Mozi away, but on the surface, he looked like a humble gentleman and a respectful face, and his acting skills could directly take away the Oscar........
Watching Mozi's mecha spew hydrogen flames and gallop all the way, Yakumo Mo let out a long breath.
"Made..... That old monster is gone, scared the baby to death..... It's really tiring to pretend to be a child..... But.... Do you want to be a teacher at Jixia Academy..... Hehe..... Kind of interesting......"
........... (God's dividing line is here again..........
Antiquity created a very glorious civilization, and one of the greatest inventions was the magic of the machine. But with the end of antiquity, the mysteries of the trick gradually disappeared. What no one expected was that the revival of the mechanical technique was through the hands of an ordinary civilian craftsman.
When the master wanted to establish a sect and pass on knowledge, he received generous patronage from the royal family, and the Jixia Academy was built on the land of the former Chaoge. Among the craftsmen who were recruited were a young man named Mo Zhai at the time. After that, he spent thirty years visiting every corner of Jixia, including the buried Chaoge Castle, the last remaining city built by the ancient sages, and the ruins of the Star Picking Tower, which has been renamed the Tower of Babel. With his natural talent, he quickly grasped the secret of the mechanism and began to experiment with it. With the help of his improved machine equipment, a large number of facilities were built for elites from all over the world to learn and learn their skills, including the famous Mojia machine tunnel. Because the construction of Jixia gathered the wisdom of Mozi and many mechanics, the technique of mechanics became popular again.
At this time, Mozi was already one of the three sages under Jixia. Next, he accomplished the greatest feat of his life: the construction of Chang'an City, a prosperous city in the center of the continent, which condensed all his efforts and wisdom, and was called the greatest miracle after the end of ancient civilization. The majestic posture of Chang'an is sung by poets, yearned for by foreign countries, and even surpasses the grand occasion of the past court songs.
But such a prominent and important city of Chang'an also attracts the covetousness of careerists. According to incomplete statistics, before the establishment of the powerful Tang Empire, Chang'an had to experience a killing catastrophe every few years. Its walls have withstood the destruction of all sorts of large machinery. This fact made Mozi angry! He constantly challenged the pinnacle of mechanical arts, and by no means to ruin the fruits of his hard work.
After that, Mozi turned the focus of his research to the manufacture of mechanical people. He piloted the extremely powerful machine man and went into battle himself. The Guru, who has spent half his life building peace, is determined to fight to defend his own brainchild.
The peace that you build with your own hands will also be defended with your own hands!
............ (Mozi's Story)..........
Mozi's most proud disciple is only one Tianji, originally Mozi thought that his Jixia Academy was an absolute ivory tower, and there were only Xin Xin students who studied with peace of mind, no struggle, no crime, but if his mind was heard by Ya Yun Mo, Ya Yun Mo would definitely laugh out loud:
As a dark monster, he deeply knows that there is no absolute light in all eternity, where people exist, there is darkness, nothing is only light, even if it is a flawless treasure, there is an unknown darkness......
Pang Juan's actions made Mozi recognize people's hearts and understand human nature better.
It was also to escape that he expelled Pang Juan and sealed himself in the mecha man forever......
The hard mecha resisted countless injuries from the outside world, and also sealed Mozi's heart to death, perhaps....... The return of the heavenly machine will bring a different kind of excitement, Jixia Academy...... Show me more of what you look like......
............ (God's dividing line)..........
"Hello everyone, I'm your new social security and ideological and moral teacher Ya Yunmo, please give me a lot of advice!"
Looking at the students under the podium, Yakumo sighed heavily.....
How good it would be if there was a complaining service around him, but he came to teach students his thoughts and morals...... On the one hand, there is a spit service that can attract readers, and on the other hand, it can also facilitate the author's water word count, isn't it.... Ahem......
It seems that Yakumo himself is still a little self-aware......
"Everyone, prepare, my class will be more special, and I will conduct a thorough test for you in a while, if I don't pass the exam, I think all your schoolwork at the end of the semester is not ....... And...... Ge, you know? ”
Looking at the sudden uproar of the students under the podium, Yakumo rolled his eyes in boredom.
The student life that I miss is almost a year since the days I have traveled, looking at the students who are glaring at him in front of him, Yakumo can't help but look up and sigh...... Banana, you are a big watermelon, Lao Tzu paid three and a half years of tuition, but in the end he only mixed up with a job, I knew that it was better to graduate from high school and go directly to learn chicken cutlet with Uncle Wang next door!
As a monster, Yakumo Moxian is bored.,I once participated in a period of nine-year compulsory education.,What? You ask Ya Yunmo's age is still within the scope of nine-year compulsory education?
Do you know what it means to paint green with old cucumbers and pretend to be ..... Ahem.....
Although Yakumo Mo has an IQ that is different from ordinary people, and he also has an appearance that is beyond ordinary people, most of the students in their school days ....... What is learning?!
Come on, come on!! Pesticide Pesticide !! Masturbation, masturbation, come on!! Lao Tzu feels that this game can kill five times!
That's it, Yakumo's final result is that he has never been able to graduate from high school.
Seeing that his former classmates had become high school principals, Yakumo was angry..... burned all the school's exam papers and winter and summer vacation homework......
***! You have the ability to send me a five-year high school entrance examination and a three-year simulation, and you have the ability to fight fires!
Send me the primary school version of the five-three?
Lao Tzu burned down your school!
Ahem..... Feeling that his brain hole was getting bigger and bigger, Yakumo involuntarily pulled back his consciousness.? Maybe it was Yakumo gritting his teeth that probably caused a misunderstanding between the students, and the students who were already sitting in the assigned position preparing for the exam exchanged glances with their peers around them, and the students were deeply uneasy in the face of Yakumo Mo, a tutor who always didn't play according to the rules.
????『 The course of "Social Security and Ideological Character" does not use the previous written test method, but divides a class of students into five groups by drawing lots, and each group is equipped with a large cauldron, bowls, chopsticks and eye patches corresponding to the number of people.
???? There were still five minutes before the start of the exam, so the students who took the exam for this class were not fully present.
????“ Draw lots and drink the potion. ”
"Teacher, what is this?"
"A magical little elixir, the teacher and I stole it from Bian Que and Taiyi Zhenren...... Ahem...... The potions that were brought together were mixed together, and what the effect is is kept secret for the time being, the following are my requirements for this exam, which is very simple, just three"
"First, don't die!"
"Second, don't die!"
"Third, absolutely never die!"
Looking at the students' faces that immediately turned white, the corners of Yakumo's mouth hooked up an evil smile.
"So..... Exams are about to start! ”