Chapter 1 The Landlord Who Can't Eat

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On a cold and miserable rainy day, in a tall earthen building in an alley in the old town of Jianghua City....

"No, if I continue like this, I'm really going to have to eat air to survive!"

A young man was sitting at a table, eating something and reading in pieces.

The young man's name is Wen Zhong, 21 years old, a fourth-year undergraduate student at a university in Jianghua City.

His specialty is 'Environmental Protection and Geological Material Exploration' for short. Can't find a job major', there are many advantages, the most noteworthy of which is that his eyesight is very good, not long ago finally said goodbye to his 21-year single life and ushered in the 22nd year of single life, his parents died in a traffic accident many years ago, he lived alone in an eight-story tower-style old house left by his ancestors, his life goal was to become a scientist in elementary school, to find a girlfriend in middle school, and now he wants to live.

Sounds like a sad resume, doesn't it?

What's even more sad is that now even his last simple life goal seems to be on the verge of being achieved.

"No, you have to find the tenant quickly!"

Swallowing the last packet of instant noodle seasoning at home, Wen Zhong made up his mind!

Then he turned on his computer, skillfully logged into the real estate agency he browsed most often, and then opened his personal information directory.

Sure enough...

"Or is there no one to rent? Don't be fools with these tenants, right? As far as the feng shui of the buddy's house, this tone, the quality of the decoration, the height of the house, can anyone be willing to rent this price? ”

Wen Zhong was very dissatisfied - what's wrong with everyone now, why can no one rent such a good house?

When it comes to Wen Zhong's house, it has a lot of origins: this house was left to him by his grandfather!

Wen Zhong's grandfather is a fortune teller, and his kung fu is really a must near Jianghua City, in the previous sixties, it was really a big group of lame people, and he became a famous 100,000 yuan household in the entire Jianghua City at that time!

At this time, some people may want to ask, since Wen Zhong and his grandfather are so rich, why can't Wen Zhong eat?

Well, you're rightβ€”isn't that because my grandfather used all his savings to buy this ridiculously expensive earthen house?

'This house feng shui is superb, and open the dragon and tiger door to raise yin and yang, it is really worth the price! ’

When Wen Zhong was a child, he listened to his grandfather, who was still alive, tell him that he really believed this, but now he feels that his grandfather has fooled people all his life, and when it finally comes, he still asks people to fool him - can Longhumen be feng shui?

That TM is a manga.

"I still don't believe it, and then lower the price!"

Considering his livelihood, Wen Zhong immediately decided to reduce the price again - fortunately, if you fool a guest to check in, the rent is easy to say.

Anyway, no matter how low it is, it won't be lower than the current zero, right?

"Doodoo~"

Just when Wen Zhong tearfully lowered his rent from 800 yuan to 500 yuan in an extremely small family, a message suddenly flashed in the message bar in the lower right corner of the web page.

"Huh?"

Clicking on the message, Wen Zhong discovered that the person who gave him the message was a stranger with the screen name 'Bai Ze'.

Bai Ze: "Hello :-D"

This was followed by an extremely corny smiley face.

"What age is this, and you still use such an old-fashioned expression."

Wen Zhong complained secretly, but this was the first time anyone had contacted him since he registered his house on the real estate agency's website, so Wen Someone, who was already poor, would certainly not give up any possible opportunity.

Steady Wen Zhong: "Hello, do you want to rent a house?" [Funny]"

After half a ring...

Bai Ze: "Yes, do you have any spare rooms over there?" ”

And as soon as he saw that it was indeed rented, Wen Zhong suddenly came to his senses, and he typed very fast.

Steady Wen Zhong: "Yes, yes, do you want to rent one?" On which agency website did I see my property ad? ”

Bai Ze: "I saw it on the 'Invitation to Rent Network'. ”

"Invite to rent?"

Wen Zhong was stunned at first, and immediately began to search for the news of his registration on the 'invitation to rent network' - he had almost registered all the real estate agency websites when he posted his house rental information before, so there was no doubt about him at this time.

However, after searching for half a day, Wen Zhong never found the news of the so-called 'invitation to rent network'.

"Master Wen, you type really fast."

But at this time, Bai Ze's news came again.

Wen Taishi?

Wen Zhong was also stunned when he saw the news, and then he quickly reacted - his ID 'Steady Wen Zhong' is not Wen Taishi?

But then again...

'This guy's ID is called Bai Ze, isn't he a myth fan? ’

Guessing so in his heart, Wen Zhong also immediately made a professional reply corresponding to different customers: "It's been so long since the gods have ended, I have to learn something new - can you send me the URL of the invitation network?" ”

Bai Ze: "Okay. ”

And then...

β€œ...”

Thirty seconds later, there was no movement.

β€œ...”

After a minute, there was still no movement.

"Dudu~"

It wasn't until 2 minutes later that a string of website URLs was finally sent over in Wen Zhong's bewilderment!

"Does this guy have a handicapped finger? Why is it so slow to copy a URL? ”

Wen Zhong, who felt that he had encountered a prank for a while, also clicked on the website sent by Bai Ze while complaining when he saw this.

"Did I really advertise on this site?"

Looking at the rather rudimentary website interface and the photos of his house, Wen Zhong tried to click on the 'home page of the website' option, but it always said that it was loading and could not be displayed.

"There are no website users for this optimization... And no wonder I can't find it, it turns out that this guy even typed the wrong website name. ”

Seeing that the artistic word in the upper left corner of the website clearly read the three big words 'Demon Rent Network', Wen Zhong could only be speechless.

Bai Ze: "Has Master Wen been on the website?" The rent here is 500 yuan, right? ”

And after seeing this news, Wen Zhong was also a little stiff for a while.

God is pitiful, he never expected that someone would rent a house just after the rent was lowered!

However, after thinking about it for a while, Wen Zhong, who was afraid of losing his first tenant, still didn't dare to increase the price after all.

Steady Wen Zhong: "En." ”

Bai Ze: "Okay, I'll rent it!" ”

Promise so fast!

Looking at the message on the screen, Wen Zhong, who instantly felt that he had lost a million, felt a pain in his heart!

However, at this time, it seemed that Bai Ze had uploaded the negotiated price to the website, so listening to the prompt sound from the website, he could only reluctantly accept this fact.

And clicking on his own rental page, he was speechless for a while at this spam website: "What the hell." ”

I saw it written on his leasing page.

[Current user: Bai Ze, negotiated price: 500 yuan / month]

[Occupancy time: 450 years]

"Why is this website all gibberish? The check-in information is a screen name, even if it's a screen name.,What the hell is this check-in time of 450 years? ”

"And I know I'm the landlord! Don't I need my permission to stay with this guest? ”

After frantically complaining about the poor workmanship of the website for a while, and maliciously speculating about how much oil and water the website developer's money had been eaten, Wen Zhong contacted Bai Ze again.

Steady Wen Zhong: "May I ask how long you will move over?" I'll help you clean up the house in advance. ”

Bai Ze: "Huh? Then thank you Master Wen. ”

It's polite - but isn't it supposed to be the landlord helping to clean up?

Bai Ze: "I'm drinking tea with Yingzhao in Kunlun Palace right now, and I should probably be able to go to Jianghua City the day after tomorrow." ”

Kunlun Palace, one of the legendary three immortal lands of Kunlun Mountain.

β€œ... Oh. ”

Wen Zhong is even more sure of one thing - this guy is definitely a fan of mythological novels!

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