16. Fun fact

"In this way, the most important reason why Huazi's strategist made such a big mistake is because Huazi failed to provide enough information to others." Zhao Xu saw that the matter of Zhizhi couldn't be experimented with for the time being, so he shifted the topic back to Kang Hua: "Huazi, as the master, is it okay to let your subordinates take the blame like this?" ”

"That's it, that's it, since you dislike people so much, he will give me his contact information, I don't dislike it, and I won't be as careless as you." Zhang Hao, who was beside Zhao Xu, did not let go of Kanghua, and joked.

It's over, it's really over now, I don't know how long these pit goats will taunt me. Kang Hua leaned back on the back of the chair, covered his face with one hand and sighed helplessly: "Okay, okay, it's my fault." But you're too uninteresting, don't you comfort me, you still have to dig into my corner, are you human, do you have a conscience? ”

"How can I say that, brother, I see that you don't like that counselor, and I'm afraid that you will think about this mess again when you see him, so I want to help you share your worries. You don't even appreciate my good intentions, and it makes me sad too much. ”

"Go, go, do you believe this nonsense?"

"Okay, okay, let's not mention this matter, anyway, Huazi won't be able to recruit Guan Yu, but Huazi, Liu Bei and they will be with you for a while in the future, you must not make any stumbling blocks for them, just build a good relationship, Liu Bei is definitely going to rise, and we may need their help in the future, or an alliance or something." Seeing that Kanghua and they were arguing again, Liu Lan interrupted them with a voice, and then reminded Kanghuadao.

"Well, okay." To be honest, Kang Hua really had the idea of making Liu Bei and them a little trouble, not to mention anything else, Guan Yu's identity alone was enough for them to drink a pot, but since Liu Lan said so, and what he said did make some sense, let them go.

In fact, Kang Hua also knew very well in his heart that even if he made trouble for them, he couldn't make any big deals, not to mention anything else, Liu Yan in Youzhou was also a relative of the Han family, he seemed to remember that Liu Bei joined the army not long ago, and he got involved with Liu Yan, Liu Yan also recognized Liu Bei as a nephew, and recognized Liu Bei's identity as a clan relative of the Han family. Alas, I have to say that Liu Bang's family is really capable of giving birth, and the Eastern Han Dynasty is full of his descendants.

"Huazi, don't think about it so much, it's useless to think about it anyway. Hahaha. Zhao Xu stretched his waist and continued to taunt, but saw that all the brothers were glaring at him, and hurriedly raised his hands: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I didn't say it, okay?" ”

"Actually, I'm quite envious of Huazi, at least Huazi has been dealing with Liu Bei and Guan Yu for so long, you see me there, there's nothing, so I haven't been online for the past two days." Zhao Xu, who didn't say anything, didn't stop talking, and everyone was already used to this talk, so they directly ignored his words.

"Hey, hey, give me a reaction. Aren't you curious why I haven't been online for the past two days? Zhao Xu saw that everyone ignored him, and he suddenly became a little anxious, as a talker, no one listened to him, which was undoubtedly the biggest torture for him.

"You just say, everyone is here anyway, even if you don't say it, can you stop? And isn't it normal to not be online for two days? Zhang Hao, who was next to Zhao Xu, hugged Zhao Xu, who was a little excited, and said.

Zhao Xu thought about it, anyway, everyone is here, as long as they hear what they say, they will definitely be attracted. So Zhao Xu poured a sip of wine, moistened his throat, and was ready to start talking about the reason why he hadn't been online for the past two days. As for the second half of what Zhang Hao said, Zhao Xu automatically filtered it out of his ears.

"Ahem, Liu Lan, listen to me..."

Although everyone didn't pay much attention to Zhao Xu, they were still waiting for Zhao Xu's next words as Zhang Hao said, since Zhao Xu also emphasized it, there must be a special reason why they were not online these two days. However, after waiting for a long time, Zhao Xu said, "You listen to me", and there was no follow-up. What's going on? This is not Zhao Xu's style, he can hold it that time, what's wrong? Angry?

Everyone looked at Zhao Xu a little strangely, and saw Zhao Xu curled up on the sofa with great joy, unable to make a sound when laughing, and Zhang Hao next to him looked at Zhao Xu helplessly like a fool: "It's over, this kid, this is a psychopath." ”

"Go to the side." Noticing everyone's surprised gazes, Zhao Xu tried his best to suppress his uncontrollable laughter, pushed away Zhang Hao, who was making fun of him next to him, and then took a deep breath, and tried to calm down and said: "You wait first, wait for me to slow down, it's so funny, I want to laugh when I think of this, I almost laughed to death when I first found out yesterday." ”

Under the helpless gaze of everyone, Zhao Xu took another bottle of wine to calm his mood. However, after Zhao Xu took a sip absentmindedly, he couldn't suppress his laughter. Bent down and squirted out, and then looked at the eyes of everyone who wanted to kill, Zhao Xu laughed and begged for mercy: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I really can't help it, I'm laughing to death." Hahaha. ”

Everyone looked at the wasted wine on the table helplessly, and then moved away from Zhao Xu at the same time: "Don't say it if you can't do it, we are really a little afraid of your current state." ”

"Alright, alright, I won't laugh, you guys listen to me." Zhao Xu was immediately anxious when he heard this, if he didn't find someone to talk about this kind of thing, he would suffocate himself to death.

"Yang Jun, do you remember? It's because of him that I didn't play the game either. ”

"Yang Jun? Who is it? Do I know? Liu Lan looked up and thought about it carefully, as if she didn't know this person, and she didn't have much communication with the guy.

"Yang Jun, the one who didn't deal with us when he was a child, now lives next to my house and has been fighting against us in the game."

In fact, Zhao Xu asked what he meant by asking Liu Lan if he still remembered this person, his brother was like this, although he was very enthusiastic about everyone, but almost no one would remember it in his heart, and sometimes he was thinking, if he hadn't seen him for a while, would Liu Lan forget about himself, and Zhao Xu also felt that this kind of thing was very possible. Seeing that Liu Lan really couldn't remember Yang Jun, Zhao Xu hurriedly reminded him.

"Oh, I remember, didn't he say he didn't play "Three Kingdoms"? What's wrong with him? Liu Lan thought about it carefully, and really remembered this person, but he forgot about it if he hadn't dealt with him recently.

"Who said he didn't play it, this guy also played "Three Kingdoms", but everyone is not in the same place, and he hasn't had time to scold us yet." Zhao Xu looked like a gossip woman with a long tongue at the moment, and said mysteriously: "Two days ago, guess what I found? ”

And then with a look of pride, you hurried to beg me.

"What did you find?" Sure enough, someone was attracted and saw that someone was very cooperative, which made Zhao Xu very satisfied, so he didn't continue to sell Guanzi.

"When I went home two days ago, I suddenly heard Yang Jun next door yelling to sue 'Tianma', I thought there must be something greasy in it, and I didn't expect Yang Jun to sneak into "Three Kingdoms"."

Sue 'Pegasus'?

This news was really exciting, Liu Lan, Kang Hua and others were also attracted by Sun Ming, looking at everyone's curious eyes, Zhao Xu suddenly felt great satisfaction in his heart, and looked complacent. Haha, if I don't say it now, will they beg me to say it, but in the end, Zhao Xu still didn't dare to try, because if he really wanted to do that, he might taste all the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty.

"I haven't been online for the past two days after I heard the news, and I secretly followed Yang Jun everywhere, looking for the lawyer Yang Jun was looking for, looking for a private detective, looking for Yang Jun's security guard, and I also contacted the players who had been following Yang Jun, and it took a lot of effort to find out what happened. Guess what's going on. ”

Although he didn't dare to sell it too much, Zhao Xu still couldn't suppress the soul of death in his heart, and couldn't help but stop here, and then looked at everyone in the room with a smile.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up! And don't laugh anymore. Everyone suddenly stopped after seeing Zhao Xu arouse everyone's curiosity, and protested dissatisfiedly. And seeing that Zhao Xu looked like he was about to laugh again, he hurriedly warned.

"Okay, okay, I said I'll say, everyone knows Yang Jun's naming habits, and it's the same in "Three Kingdoms" this time. Hahaha. Speaking of this, Zhao Xu couldn't help laughing, but he quickly held back and continued: "What's the name of the 'master's name is so bad', I think everyone knows what the consequences are." ”

Originally, almost all of the people with 3 characters in the "Three Kingdoms" were commoners or even untouchables, and Yang Jun's personality was directly divided into alien races by the system, and then even if he was of different races, he couldn't find a similar name, so he was very honored to become a pariah, a slave. Hahaha. ”

"What's this, just re-establish the number."

"Hehe, don't underestimate others, that guy has a big heart, what's wrong with the untouchables, they are ready to create a legend of the untouchables building an empire."

"Niu, your courage is commendable, but this kind of person can't recruit any generals and strategists."

"Not only can't you recruit generals and strategists, but even restaurants won't sell things to him, and almost no NPCs in the game give him a good look."

"Can you keep going like this?"

"Yes, the player who followed Yang Jun said, Yang Jun said at that time, if you can't recruit generals, you won't recruit them, you can directly build weapons by yourself, no matter how high your kung fu is, you are also afraid of kitchen knives, and in the future, one submachine gun per person will give Lu Bu all the breakthroughs."

"This operation, there is no one in this brain circuit, it's amazing."

"Don't be in a hurry to boast first, this guy spent money in reality to find a bunch of professional players to help him in the game, and also found two top physics students, spent a lot of money, and bought a lot of sulfur and saltpeter in the game. And then it took half a year, and guess what he made? ”

"This guy wasted half a year in the game, threw so much money, and then made a bunch of... A bunch of fireworks. Hahaha. Zhao Xu didn't let Liu Lan guess anymore when he said this, he couldn't help but expose the answer, and then he couldn't help it anymore, hugged his stomach and laughed, the guy who had never been dealing with it suddenly came out with such a play, it was really worthy of Yang Jun's IQ, it was so exciting.

"You don't know, Yang Jun's players said that Yang Jun almost blew up with two fireworks at that time." After laughing for a while, Zhao Xu sat up painfully and continued to break the news: "After going offline, Yang Jun, that fool, went to find a lawyer to sue 'Tianma' for fraud. ”

"Fraud? It shouldn't be a fraud, right? Saying this, Liu Lan, who had been silent, suddenly spoke.

"That is, I followed Yang Jun and asked the lawyer Yang Jun consulted. The lawyer said that he had carefully checked the treaty given by the 'Tenma', and it was clearly recorded that in order to maintain the balance of the world of the Three Kingdoms, all chemical and physical reactions beyond that era would be forbidden. In fact, there is no explosives or anything like that in the game, so Yang Jun and they definitely can't make it. Hahaha, this big fool with a clear brain circuit. ”

"Actually, these things are in the game instructions before entering the game, you can't all watch them, right?" Liu Lan asked in surprise when she saw that everyone looked like they had learned something after Zhao Xu's explanation.

"Game notice, this kind of thing will be watched by a few people like you, anyway, it's some conditions like the final interpretation is in the hands of the game company." Kang Hua saw Liu Lan's surprised expression and explained, and then felt that something seemed to be wrong, he always felt that it was weird, and then his eyes lit up, staring at Zhao Xu: "Hey, Zhang Hao, why are you so silent all of a sudden?" No... So are you? ”

Zhang Hao, who was sitting next to Zhao Xu, suddenly felt very embarrassed when he saw that everyone suddenly looked at him, but he still made a final effort: "Who said that I am the same as him, I just watch the New Year is approaching, purchasing some sulfur and saltpeter to make... Just make firecrackers. ”

However, seeing that everyone had been looking at him with a smile when he heard him say this, Zhang Hao still chose to surrender: "Okay, okay, I admit it, I want to make some bombs, and I just bought something, and I haven't had time to start yet." Laugh if you want. ”

I didn't expect that I had been hiding the traces of my existence just now, but I was still seen by Kanghua, and I knew that I should have a few words.

As soon as Zhang Hao's words fell, everyone laughed, Kang Hua rubbed his stomach that was hurt by laughter today, and sat up hard: "I didn't expect that there is actually a person here who can think of Yang Jun, Zhang Hao, I didn't expect that I would have today." ”