Chapter 176: Fierce Beasts and Sneaky Players
Chapter 176: Fierce Beasts and Sneaky Players
"Hello, I'm a super cute and invincible cute master meow, now we have walked twenty miles of mountain roads, along the way we have encountered a lot of herbs and monsters, and also made a nest of honey, now we are standing on the dividing line between the inner and outer periphery, looking forward to clicking on the upper right corner, by the way to reward a wave."
ps: Brothers, you really need to tip a wave
"Anchor, have you ever seen the dancing goddess, you helmet monster, how can you use such a cute posture, spicy eyes"
"Anchor, I also don't think you're suitable for the cute rabbit's gesture."
"Just got back from washing my eyes."
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“10086”
The red-faced Meng lord was unhappy, pouting in the helmet, and couldn't see it turning his head to ask Wang Bing.
"Blue cat, do you think I'm cute?"
Wang Bing shouted in his heart, why is it always me, isn't it good to ask Wuya Scholar this guy.
The boundless scholar also said at the same time, why don't you ask me, but if you don't ask me, I can't go back if it's so difficult.
"Moe master, you are very cute, really cute!"
Wang Bing thought that the red-faced cute lord would not pester himself when he heard the praise of the boundless scholar, but he didn't expect that the red-faced cute lord staring at him would have no fluctuations.
"I think, it's okay, if you think about Teacher Erromang, people wear masks and make a lot of gestures, which is very cute."
The red-faced Meng lord was relieved now, and turned his head to the camera and shouted: "Did you hear it, I'm cuter than that Teacher Ai." ”
"666, the explosion of the anchor's mentality."
"Comrade Blue Cat turned out to be a teacher, but Teacher Huang Man is wearing a very kawaii mask, and the anchor, tsk~~~"
Hongyan Meng's face immediately changed, Wang Bing actually compared himself with Huang's teacher, which was too annoying.
"Blue cat, I'm going to kill you, you dare to pollute my water friends."
Wang Bing looked at the fierce Hongyan Meng Lord, and as soon as he stretched out his right hand, he grabbed the helmet of the Hongyan Meng Lord to prevent her from coming over to beat people, and the Hongyan Meng Lord kept showing his teeth and claws.
And the boundless scholar next to him, who thought he was a dog, ran over very hard and asked the red face Meng Master, "Do you want me to help catch him." ”
"Go away!"
And the sailors saw this and sent barrages one after another.
"The anchor sells so stupidly!"
"Remind the stupid anchor, in fact, you can hit the hand of the blue cat!"
"Stop the blue cat over there, let me come!"
And Jun Wufan, who was inspecting and investigating, was very envious, but how long had he been in society when he had just left the army, and he was still in the stage where people didn't talk much and didn't say anything, so they could only stare at each other, envy, jealousy, and hatred.
Wang Bing saw that the red-faced Meng Lord was almost tired, so he persuaded: "Okay, Meng Lord, don't make trouble, I will pass this old anime to you after it goes offline." ”
When the red-faced Meng Lord heard this, he immediately turned his hand away, straightened his clothes, and said arrogantly: "Count you out, let's go in and have a look!" ”
"There is adultery!"
"And this kind of flirting method, can't I keep up with the times?"
"Learned!"
"Good man, a safe life!"
"666, I don't understand it, that teacher popularizes driving skills?"
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“10086”
After Wang Bing successively dealt with the Hongyan Meng Lord and the Boundless Scholar, he walked directly to the front.
When he walked to the fruit grove, the red-faced Meng Lord said to the camera:
"Friends, look, there are more than a dozen monkeys in the trees, all of them are about the same age as me."
"So, anchor, you want to tell us that you're actually a monkey?"
"Monkey head, look at my Five Finger Mountain!"
"Monkey Head: What's the matter with me?"
"Shut me up: I didn't look for you?"
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When the red-faced and cute lord saw these jokers, he was speechless, and he couldn't see it directly.
"It's time to show off a wave of operations, let's go up the trees and play with this group of monkeys."
Wang Bing and the five of them went up the tree with the method of monkey fist, and in the eyes of the water friends, there was no difference between them and the monkeys on the tree.
When the monkeys found Wang Bing and the five of them, they picked the fruits from the trees and threw them to the five of them, and the five of them reached out one after another and caught the flying fruits in the monkey fishing for the moon.
"This skilled monkey picks up the peach, it turns out that it's not the anchor and the monkey head, these five people are all five."
"It's the same root, why be too anxious to fry each other!"
Then I didn't wait for the water friends to finish complaining, I saw a group of orangutans not far away, looking at the body shape, basically there was no less than 2 meters, the leader was more than 3 meters, and the orangutan had a big wooden stick.
"Anchor, aren't you trying to show you how to do it? What's wrong? ”
"Anchor, don't do it!"
"By the way, are these orangutans and monkeys the same kind? How did you come out to the rescue? ”
The five of them fled from the fruit grove out of breath, and the boundless scholar complained: "Did this group of orangutans grow up eating hormones, no matter how you throw a stone, you can shoot through the trees?" ”
Wang Bing said with some disbelief: "This orangutan is definitely more than level 13, can bounce stones, has infinite strength, is proficient in distance and close combat, and will definitely not be able to beat." ”
The red-faced Meng lord looked at the barrage and said unhappily: "Which sailor is in Dazhou County and likes to eat chicken, you can try to fight the orangutan here." ”
"Huh! Eat chicken at the spawn point after fighting? ”
When Wang Bing and the five of them made a detour to a basin, the red-faced Meng Lord found a big bird.
"Look, there's an ostrich over there?"
"Anchor, don't be cute, have you ever seen an ostrich with colorful feathers and a long tail in a ring? It's obviously a big pheasant. ”
The boundless scholar looked at this enlarged version of the pheasant, which was over 2 meters tall, but he didn't know if he could fly.
Wang Bing: "By the way, this pheasant should be 50 pounds." ”
And the red-faced Meng Lord looks at the water friends who constantly encourage him, such as:
"Anchor, come on, this is just a pheasant, didn't you say that you want to conquer us with technology, and fulfill your promise."
"Yes, don't do it, you've been cowards twice, but it's only three."
The red-faced Meng lord closed his eyes, and then equipped with a bow and arrow to shoot.
"Alas~~~"
Wang Bing, who was discussing the use of fishing nets as traps, was immediately dumbfounded, didn't they say that it was good to rely on their brains, why did they attract blame.
Looking at the big pheasant that rushed over after being hit by the arrow, Wang Bing sighed and said, "Come on, let's go." ”
Soon Wang Bing and the three of them talked about the tactics, only to see the Wuya scholar holding a spear in his hand, standing in the middle to bid for the spear holding the spear, while Wang Bing was on the left side of the front, and Jun Wufan and Jun Wuhua were on the right side of the front.
In the silence of the sailors, the red-faced Meng lord standing behind the four people kept shooting arrows.
Wang Bing silently looked at the route and speed of the pheasant, and waited until it reached the predetermined route, "Cast~~~"
That's what the boundless scholar was waiting for, and with a direct throw of his right hand, he threw the spear at the pheasant that was rushing to the end.
The pheasant is not blind, seeing the spear in front of him, of course he knows that he has dodged, and subconsciously flashes to the right, and Wang Bing, who has been waiting for a long time, dragged a chopping knife and directly cut off the pheasant's head in one go.
"666, I just like such a violent blue cat!"
"Blue cat, I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you."
Seeing this, the red-faced cute lord smiled and shouted to Wang Bing, who was cleaning up the pheasant's body: "Blue cat, there is a man who said that he wants to have a monkey with you, do you agree!" ”
After Wang Bing put the pheasant in his backpack, he turned around and left, too lazy to take care of this stupid anchor.
Soon, Wang Bing and the five of them arrived on the other side of the basin grassland, and saw the five of them dressed in tatters, pushing wooden carts, and holding firewood knives.