Chapter 117: Xianggong, how are you women's clothes?
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong took a mouthful of rice with chopsticks with difficulty, and then slowly put it in his mouth, chewing it carefully, as if he was eating the most delicious thing in the world, Qin Yao on the side was stunned, and even forgot to swallow the rice, so he looked at Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong.
Finally, Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong swallowed the rice, and then it felt the same as usual, and the rice went down the esophagus and into the stomach.
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong breathed a sigh of relief, Qin Yao also breathed a sigh of relief, Qin Yao hurriedly swallowed the food in his mouth, but forgot that he hadn't chewed it, choked, patted his chest desperately, and then opened his mouth and couldn't speak.
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong saw Qin Yao dancing and understood that she was choking, so he quickly poured her a glass of water and asked her to rush down.
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong teased: "You haven't eaten in a few lifetimes, so in such a hurry." ”
Qin Yao breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "You said me, it's not because of you, I've never seen you eat like this." ”
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong said: "This is a kind of devotion to food, eat it quickly." ”
Since he could eat it, Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong began to taste the food, and Qin Yao saw that Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong was eating normally, so he didn't pay attention anymore and continued to eat Haisai.
Finally, Qin Yao leaned back, stretched comfortably, and said, "Comfortable!" ”
Then Qin Yao yawned and muttered, "Huh? How can you be sleepy when you are full? ”
"The so-called full warm thoughts**! Once you've eaten and drunk enough, your stomach begins to digest the food inside, and then your blood flow slows down, eventually causing you to feel sleepy. Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong explained that it was actually a trace amount of drug that he had just put in Qin Yao's water.
Qin Yao said admiringly: "You know a lot, then do you think I should go to sleep or be active now?" ”
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong said: "If you move immediately after eating, it will cause your stomach to prolapse." ”
Qin Yao had never heard of stomach prolapse, so she asked curiously, "What is the disease of stomach prolapse?" ”
"You think, so many spicy things you eat end up in your stomach, if you are strenuous activity, your stomach will not be able to bear the fall, which is called stomach prolapse." Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong said in a serious way.
Qin Yao nodded, feeling that Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong was so powerful, so she decided to listen to Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong, go back to rest, just at this moment, Qin Yao felt that her head was getting heavier and heavier, and the frequency of eyelid fights was getting higher and higher, Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong supported Qin Yao and sent her back to the room.
Qin Yao hadn't arrived at the room yet, the effect of the medicine had already been completely attacked, Qin Yao was finally carried by Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong, put Qin Yao on her bed, Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong decided to start acting, because she sounded Jing will send another batch of new disciples, it will definitely be difficult to act at night, so let's go now.
First of all, Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong first changed into the clothes that Fang sent him, because the temperature on the mountain is low, so the clothes given are a little thicker, and there are several sets of thick cotton clothes, which should be worn in winter, Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong put on a disciple's uniform, felt just right, moved his hands and feet, closed the door and went straight to the plum garden.
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong found on the road that there were signs on the disciple clothes of each academy, the bamboo garden was a bamboo, and the disciple clothes of the chrysanthemum garden he wore was a chrysanthemum.
The disciples didn't pay attention to each other, but the caretaker of the Plum Garden stopped Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong and said, "Why do your disciples from Juyuan come to my Plum Garden?" ”
This caregiver is also an old woman, and she probably knows Granny Shi, but Li Tong will not directly say that she is the one who came to see Wenmei1.
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong didn't know why he was stopped, so he said: "Mother-in-law, I am a new disciple, and I heard that the scenery of the plum garden is the most beautiful, so I came here to take a look." ”
Sure enough, as soon as this caretaker heard that Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong praised the scenery of the plum garden, he immediately became happy and said, "That's it, the scenery of our plum garden is the most beautiful among the four courtyards, okay, you can go in." ”
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong successfully blended into the plum garden, and began to pretend to enjoy the scenery while the caregiver was still there, and as soon as she left, Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong began to look for Hanmei Xuan.
The plum garden is very large, and there are many small courtyards, so it is very troublesome to find, Sun Shangxiang version Li Tong pulled a passing Meiyuan disciple and said: "This senior sister, I heard that the entire plum garden is beautiful near Hanmei Xuan, is that so?" ”
This disciple of the plum garden said, "Who did you listen to? You're blooming early now, Hanmei Xuan is surrounded by plum trees, and it's best to come when the plum blossoms are in full bloom in winter, and now there are only some scattered flowers and plants, which are no different from other places in the plum garden. ”
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong pretended to be surprised, and said, "That's it, but I still want to go to Hanmeixuan to have a look, can you tell me where Hanmeixuan is?" ”
The disciple said: "Okay, since you have to go, then go, follow this road, walk through the three courtyards, turn right at the intersection, turn left at the end, and you will see Hanmei Xuan." ”
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong said happily: "Thank you, senior sister." ”
This disciple left after explaining, and Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong finally saw Han Meixuan according to the route.
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong looked at Han Meixuan, his mind was full of lingering with Wen Mei, he took a deep breath, and then pretended to approach Han Meixuan very calmly.
Walking to the vicinity of Hanmei Xuan, Sun Shangxiang version of Li Tong found that there were two disciples guarding the door, and it was estimated that if he wanted to visit Wen Mei, he would definitely be driven away, but if he couldn't do it on the front, he could only rely on the monkey's second skill to fight and charge.
Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong detoured to the back of Hanmei Xuan, and then pretended to rest his feet, squatted on the ground, looked around carefully, and found that there was no one, so he canceled Sun Shangxiang's version of the transformation, and then transformed into Sun Wukong.
Wen Mei in Hanmei Xuan was writing Li Tong's poems over and over again on the paper, and even the master said yes when she read it, Wen Mei thought happily, and didn't realize that there was one more person in the room.
Li Tong entered the room, and did not immediately lift the transformation, until he saw the figure he was thinking about day and night, he lifted the transformation, walked over gently, and read affectionately: "A few plums in the corner, Ling Han opened it alone, I know that it is not snow, only the dark fragrance comes, smell, I am here!" ”
Wen Mei's body trembled, covered her cherry mouth in disbelief, slowly turned her head, and the moment she saw Li Tong, her lovesickness finally broke out, and her eyes were red and she threw herself into Li Tong's arms, like a delicate woman, and whimpered: "Xianggong, I miss you so much!" ”
Thousands of thoughts finally turned into a sentence, I miss you so much!
Li Tong was also so excited that he gently patted Wen Mei's back and kept saying, "I'm sorry, I'm late, I'm sorry, I'm late......"
Wen Mei was satisfied with Li Tong's arms, sniffing the breath on Li Tong's body, humming comfortably, just like a little lazy cat.
The two disciples guarding the door heard a strange movement in the room, so they stood at the door and shouted, "Senior sister, what's wrong with you?" ”
Finally woke up Wen Mei, she got up from Li Tong's arms in a panic and responded, "I'm fine." ”
After speaking, Wen Mei looked at Li Tong in a panic and said, "Xianggong, how did you get in?" And why do you wear women's clothing? ”
Li Tong said embarrassedly: "The clothes are all details, they are nothing, with your ability to be a father-in-law, it is not a piece of cake to come in." ”
Wen Mei pointed a finger in the depths of the depths, charmingly tapped the tip of Li Tong's nose, and then sat in Li Tong's arms, and said: "Yes, my father-in-law is very powerful, and he broke the Yan-Wei coalition army, but isn't my father-in-law called Zhong Aotian?" How did you become called Li Tong? Oh my God, could it be that I'm a water-based poplar who followed two husbands at once? ”
Li Tong slapped on Wen Mei's buttocks, "Naughty!" What do you call two husbands! That's all me! And my smell is the best, how can those pickled words describe my family's smell. ”
Wen Mei sighed and said, "It's a pity that I'm still thinking that someone can't take care of me as a little woman anymore because of his grand ambition." ”
Li Tong touched Wenmei's towering chest with one hand, and said with a wicked smile: "Where is Wen'er in my family?" ”
"I hate it, don't put your hands around." Wen Mei glanced at Li Tong, and the bones of Li Tong were crisp all over his body, but he still didn't let go, and Wen Mei didn't stop him.
Wen Mei's face turned red and asked, "How did you get in?" ”
"Guess?" Li Tong pressed his face against the back of Wen Mei's neck and took a deep breath.
Wen Mei was made by Li Tong like this, she felt her neck itching, her whole body was weak, she directly turned into a puddle, and collapsed in Li Tong's arms, she said weakly: "If you don't say it, forget it, I won't guess!" ”
"Okay, then I'll tell you." Li Tong told his experience 1510.
Wen Mei struggled to get up from Li Tong's arms and said, "So, you are living with a little girl named Qin Yao now?" ”
Oops, the vinegar jar is overturned! Also, no matter how good a woman is, when she hears that her father-in-law lives with other women, she will definitely be jealous, not jealous, hehe.
"Ah, that, yes, it's not for you, besides, I didn't do anything!" Li Tong was embarrassed and hurriedly defended himself.
Wen Mei sneered, "Didn't do anything?" What do you want to do? ”
Li Tong's forehead gradually oozed sweat, and he smiled dryly: "It was fine just now, why did it change in just a while, I live with Qin Yao and we are both daughters!" Believe it or not! ”
Li Tong directly transformed into Sun Shangxiang, and then turned around, allowing Wen Mei to take a closer look.
In the end, Sun Shangxiang's version of Li Tong stepped forward and said: "Otherwise, if you touch it again, I guarantee that this is a daughter, and I can't do anything." ”
Wen Mei continued to ask: "Yes, I can't do anything, but how do I remember that the female disciples in the same room in the sect are all bathing together?" ”
Li Tong had just canceled the transformation, and a layer of cold sweat oozed from his brows.