"Oh? Zhong Gongzi is good at poetry? That's good, I like poetry the most, Zhong Gongzi, tell me your masterpieces and let me hear them! Mei Wen was stunned and said, he didn't expect Li Tong, a person with the atmosphere of rivers and lakes, to say that he was good at writing poetry!

called him twice son, and even gasped, learning from others to make poetry!

However, Mei Wen didn't plan to embarrass Li Tong, after all, it was the person brought by Hong Li, and she asked Li Tong to read a poem she had done before, instead of making a poem on the spot.

Li Tong said: "Oh, there are so many masterpieces, I don't know which one to read, or Wen'er you point to an object, and then I will write a poem for it." ”

Wen'er felt funny, so she said: "Okay, Zhong Gongzi will write a poem for Mei Wen's plum character!" ”

Li Tong pretended to groan, then paced back and forth, walked three times, and said: "There are a few plums in the corner, and Ling Han opens it alone." I know that it is not snow, because there is a dark fragrance! ”

Mei Wen looked at Li Tong in surprise and said, "Good poetry!" Zhong Gongzi is talented, and the little woman admires! ”

Li Tong stepped forward, walked to the front of the gauze tent, looked at Mei Wen's body, and said impatiently: "Wen'er, can I go in now?" ”

Mei Wen said: "Young Master Zhong, please come in!" ”

Li Tong quickly lifted the gauze tent, and then found that Mei Wen still had a gauze scarf on her face, but her figure was the same as that of the owner of the Wen Pavilion, if it weren't for the same voice, and ...... Well? Isn't there the most such routine in the novel?

Li Tong said casually: "Master Wen, don't tease me, I recognize you." ”

Mei Wen looked at Li Tong in surprise, Li Tong looked at Mei Wen's eyes, and was even more sure that Mei Wen was the owner of the Wen Pavilion, and said, "Wen Pavilion Master, didn't you tease me enough just now?" Come again, I'll tell Hall Master Hong when I get back. ”

Mei Wen snorted and laughed, and said, "Young Master Zhong, are you interested in our pavilion master?" ”

Hearing his words, Li Tong was immediately embarrassed, Nima, I recognized the wrong person!

However, Li Tong still said stiffly: "Okay, take off your veil, don't you know if you are the owner of the hall?" ”

Mei Wen said: "Zhong Gongzi is really an interesting person, he wants to take off my veil, and asks Zhong Gongzi to compose another poem." ”

Li Tong thought to himself, if I make a poem and you remove a piece of clothing, I can make you go without clothes for the rest of your life!

Li Tong said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, what is the topic this time?" ”

Mei Wen said: "Since Childe wants to take off my veil so much, let's make a poem with the veil as the theme, and the words will do." ”

Li Tong was suddenly stunned, veil! What kind of subject is this, if you ask me to make a poem for you on the table, but the veil, which ancient man has nothing to do to make a poem on the veil.

Mei Wen saw Li Tong frozen there and said, "What?" Is it hard? Didn't you almost open your mouth to make a good poem just now? ”

Li Tong smiled dryly: "Simple, you wait a minute!" Then he kept muttering the veil in his mouth, and whirled around in a hurry.

In the end, Li Tong really made a poem "Annoying Yarn" - seeing Xizi from afar was half ashamed, disturbing the monarch's will and making people sad. The breeze and the moon know what I mean, and the veil shines on the face to go to the king's worries! (Do it yourself!) ）

The meaning is probably that I feel that you are as beautiful as Xi Shi, but because the veil is blocked, I am worried that I will see it wrong, or the breeze and the moon understand my mind, the breeze helps blow your veil, and the moonlight shines on the side, and finally sees your face clearly, removing my worries!

Mei Wen said: "Good poem! You've passed! ”

Mei Wen was about to take off her veil with her own hands, when Li Tong suddenly shouted, "Don't move!" ”

Mei Wen looked at Li Tong, and really didn't continue to move, Li Tong walked up to Mei Wen with a smile and said, "Come, let me help you take off the veil." ”

Li Tong gently took off Mei Wen's veil and found that it was not the owner of the Wen Pavilion, OMG! It's embarrassing!

The face under the veil obviously doesn't smell the charm and tenderness of the hall owner, and it is a bit ordinary in comparison, but with this figure, Li Tong still gave her a ninety points!

Mei Wen looked at Li Tong with a smile and said, "Have you read carefully?" Am I the owner of the Smelling Pavilion? ”

Li Tong shook his head, and then returned the veil to Mei Wen.

Mei Wen giggled and said, "If you're really interested in our pavilion master, I'll help you call her over?" ”

Li Tong said: "Don't! Your owner is so enthusiastic! ”

Mei Wen said: "Really? Our owner has never been enthusiastic about anyone, but the men who come here are too enthusiastic about our owner. ”

Li Tong now had a layer of fine sweat on his head, thinking about how to explain, but the more he thought about it, the darker it became, so he simply bypassed the topic and said, "I was wrong just now, do you have any wine here, I will punish myself with a glass." ”

Mei Wen pointed to a cabinet and said, "Take it yourself." ”

Li Tong ran over and found that there were seven or eight jars of wine inside, and the jars of these jars of wine were extremely exquisitely made.

Li Tong uncovered a mud seal, and a burst of wine fragrance came out directly, Li Tong said: "Good wine!" ”

Mei Wen said: "This is my daughter red!" ”

Li Tong said: "As soon as you say that your daughter is red, I remembered a joke and asked what is the saddest thing in the world?" A hundred-year-old daughter red! ”

After speaking, Li Tong laughed, and soon he stopped laughing, because Mei Wen looked at him coldly and said, "Childe means that I am old?" ”

Li Tong said: "No, no, no, I don't mean that, I'll tell you a joke again, there was a snake that bit the tiger, and the tiger chased the snake, chased and chased, chased to a lake, and the snake "day (2 sounds)" burrowed into the water at once. The tiger was waiting on the shore, "Little one, I don't believe you won't come out." After a while, a king came out of the water, and the tiger went up and pressed it there: "Small, I don't know anyone if you wear a vest!" ”

After waiting for a long time, Mei Wen didn't laugh, and Li Tong remembered that the reason why this joke was funny was because it was performed with the sketch at that time, so it made people laugh to death! Now it's not funny to tell this joke!

Li Tong was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and said, "Don't worry, I still have a joke." Listen......"

Before Li Tong could tell a joke, Mei Wen laughed, and the laughing Li Tong was inexplicable, Li Tong thought to herself, could it be that this beauty's reflex arc was too long?

Mei Wen said with a smile: "Seeing that you are anxious like a monkey, jumping up and down, I want to laugh." ”

Li Tong exhaled, the atmosphere was finally no longer embarrassing, Li Tong said: "You must listen to me tell a joke, I don't believe it, I don't laugh at you!" (At this time, strike while the iron is hot, and tell jokes, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life!) ）

"Once upon a time, there was a master who had no ink on his chest, and he wanted to be promoted to become rich, so in order to curry favor with his boss, he specially set up a sumptuous banquet to entertain the county officials. While drinking, the master asked flatteringly, "How many sons does the master have?" The county magistrate said without thinking: "There are two dogs, what about you?" The county magistrate asked rhetorically, but the master was stumped. He secretly thought: The county magistrate still humbly calls his son "dog", what should I call my child? After thinking for a while, I had to answer: I only have a five-year-old little Wang Ba. Hahahaha! I'm laughing to death! ”

Mei Wen just smiled and tilted her head to look at Li Tong, and said, "Childe, you should make another poem!" ”