Chapter 168: Finally Home
Looking up at the pan that was not proportional to Nie Bao, Wade said in disbelief: "God! I'm not dreaming, am I? Nie, you have such a big pot, is it cooking for elephants? I bet it can hold three cows at once. ”
"Hey! I love this rubber pan, it's so bouncy, maybe I can use it as a bed. There was a hint of gleam in the warhead's eyes.
Nie Bao secretly rolled his eyes, these guys' imaginations are enriched, and they don't care about them anymore, Nie Bao lifted this big cauldron, and the heavy feeling was suffocating.
"Boom, boom!" Nie Bao glared angrily, held the handle with both hands above his head, and suddenly began to smash frantically at the blood xenomorphs, two times and three times, every time the pan waved, it stirred the air, setting off six or seven level winds, and the heavy pot body smashed the uneven ground into a plane, which was smoother than the place where the steamer had pressed, and the blood xenos were even more with the soil, smashed into a pile of meat pies, embedded in the soil, and could no longer see the original form, and died so that they could no longer die, even if there was bloody energy, it could not be repaired.
Nie Bao kept venting the anger in his heart, he never had the idea of provoking others, but there are always people who want to find trouble for themselves, and they still can't hide from the two moves, they have gone through a thousand dangers, and finally returned to their home, but they didn't expect to be greeted by a large number of monsters that almost made him homeless, which made him not angry, the mastermind has escaped, and these blood xenos without intelligence will not surrender to them, so Nie Bao did not hesitate to kill them.
The first time Colossus and Warhead saw Nie Bao, they didn't expect that the first impression was such a crazy appearance, and its destructive power made people secretly frightened. Colossus swallowed hard and whispered, "Hey! Wade, you're not going to just owe this guy a debt and run away, right? I have to say that your courage is really big, the degree of shamelessness is admirable, you are using your life to be obscene. ”
Wade will secretly fantasize about replacing himself in the position of the blood xenomorph, and he can't help but be startled, although he won't die, but the taste of being hammered into a patty, he doesn't want to experience it, he subconsciously touched his neck, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, fortunately, he promised this guy to pay off his debts with work, and it is better to lose face than to be hammered into a patty.
"I suddenly realized that I had made a decision like shit, and if I knew that this guy was more like a madman than me, I wouldn't be like a fool and think I was smart. I hope he likes my ass, and I now see that a stick is better than a pan, and at least I can keep it three-dimensional. Damn, I hate pans. Wade grimaced and laughed at himself.
"Damn, it's cool now, these guys are really beaten, pulled and kicked." Nie Bao was sure that there was no life under the dirt, so he sighed lightly and withdrew the pan, although he didn't like to kill, but he didn't have so much burden on this kind of inhuman monster.
"What's wrong with you, what are you looking at me for?" Looking back, Nie Bao found that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes, and asked a little inexplicably.
"Huh! It's okay, you go ahead! We won't bother you, and I just don't have any bullets. Wade waved his hand, hooked the pistol several times in succession, and made an empty sound, and then the white blindfold on his red hood bent, giving the impression that he must be smiling cheaply now.
Nie Bao couldn't help but glance at Deadpool, he had always been curious about how this guy did it, even with a hood, he could make an expression, could it be on his face.
"Alright, the idlers have left, let's go home! I miss my little villa so much, I'm going to have a big meal, to celebrate, to tell the chef to take out my treasured collection of fine wines, I haven't seen them for so many days, and see what you've made my villa look like? Nie Bao waved his hand, took the lead and walked towards the villa.
"Great, you didn't say it earlier, damn it, I shouldn't have eaten in the morning, I didn't make any effort in this battle, so I'm sorry to let you have a treat, then you're welcome, what's the matter, I love the food here, so it's a good day to have another glass of wine."
Hearing this, Nie Bao turned his head and raised his eyebrows, looked at him in surprise and said, "Did I say please you?" ”
"Fuck it! Such a big handsome guy in front of you, you didn't even see it, you are Chiguoguo's discrimination, be careful that I unilaterally tear up the contract, I won't help you. ”
"Okay, just kidding, you don't have a sense of humor."
"Nie, I warn you, you may despise my intelligence, but you must not doubt my sense of humor, which is more hateful than doubting a man'...... abilities!"
While listening to the mutual ridicule between Nie Bao and Deadpool, the group walked towards the top of the mountain, thinking about the original natural food on the farm, and the people who were about to run out of physical strength drooled, and couldn't help but speed up their pace, now for them, nothing can compare to the temptation of food.
Nie Bao and his entourage returned to the villa, inevitably eating and drinking, the farm was full of food and clothing at this time, the fruits of the orchard, all kinds of vegetables in the vegetable field, the special beef on the grass, some wild vegetables in the forest, casually pulled a point, it was a large table of sumptuous delicacies, with the wine grown by the spiritual spring water, everyone naturally ate and applauded, with Nie Bao's return, the heart that the agent had been carrying was also put down, let go of the mood and play, the atmosphere on the table became very warm.
However, there is no banquet in the world, since the enemy has been defeated, Wade and Colossus left the farm the next day, they still have their own affairs to deal with, the most important thing is to take advantage of Francis, when the power is weak, to find their hometown as soon as possible, and wipe it out.
And Nie Bao has more important things to deal with, that is, the agreement with Jane, the invasion of the dark elves, but a big war, although this battle has little impact on the earth, but who made Nie Bao have thoughts about the ether particles? Because this was the first weapon he had ever seen, a weapon that destroyed the world with great power. And with Thor in the way, the danger is not great, so he naturally refuses to give up. And after seeing the flying aircraft carrier of S.H.I.E.L.D., that huge city in the sky gave Nie Bao a new idea, and the ether particles are an indispensable part, so he wants to try it anyway, anyway, he has a lot of hole cards now, and there is no problem with life support.
There are still a few days before the day of the Nine Realms Side Bead, these days he must be fully prepared, because he himself has only entered the foundation building period for a short time, it is impossible for him to have a big improvement in strength in a short period of time. Therefore, the most suitable method is to upgrade the magic weapons for his subordinates, judging from this invasion, the magic weapons can no longer meet the demand.