21 。 Marry a boss as a wife
Ye Xiaotian has not been in the Valley of the Wicked for a long time, and he is not particularly familiar with everything here, and Elder Xing specially brought Ye Xiaotian here last night.
This time, he was also familiar with the road, leading a large group of neighbors near the Star Picking Tower and NPCs who knew each other on tasks towards the Dream Tower where Liu Ruyan was.
As soon as the two of them arrived at the street below the Dream Tower, they saw the upstairs window being pushed open from the inside, and when a woman poked her head out and saw Ye Xiaotian wearing a big red clothes, she slammed the wooden window up from the inside.
shouted in his mouth: "Erniang, they are here, they are here, there are many people here, and the streets are full of people." ”
Meng Erniang looked at Liu Ruyan who was sitting in front of the window and said, "He's here." ”
Liu Ruyan had a red hijab on his head, and he couldn't see his face, but he whispered, "Hmm!" There was a different kind of joy and nervousness in his voice.
The slender white fingers were tightly pinched with each other, looking a little cramped.
Meng Erniang looked at Liu Ruyan, patted her lightly with her hand and said, "Don't be nervous, child." ”
When Ye Xiaotian walked to the intersection, he saw a young man wearing an animal skin, who looked seven points similar to the stone knife that he had taken into the valley last time, and suddenly stopped in front of Ye Xiaotian, begging for money and sugar.
Ye Xiaotian looked at the child and shouted, "You are a tiger baby." ”
The child looked about six or seven meters tall, but the tone of his voice was immature.
"Hmmm! But I can't let you go so easily today! The child agreed, looked at the people behind him, and continued: "Who here doesn't know that my name is Tiger Baby, it's useless to call me Tiger Baby, don't want to marry a wife if you don't give me money." ”
At this time, seven or eight children, and some residents of the Valley of the Wicked also blocked the road.
Ye Xiaotian looked at the children and residents and said, "Good, good, good, all of them." ”
As he spoke, he took a leather bag from a handyman behind him and threw out the maltose prepared by Meng Erniang and Xing Lao inside.
Seeing the candy thrown out, the surrounding crowd suddenly rushed to the scene.
The crowd snatched the candy.
The tiger baby and the children still refused to disperse, and the road was still blocked.
A window on the upper floor of the dream opened again, and a little girl, poking her head out of the window, shouted at the people on the street: "If you want to like sugar, you want Chiyuan Stone, Chiyuan Stone can cultivate, if you don't give Chiyuan Stone, you won't let Ye Xiaotian marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law." ”
The little girl upstairs shouted at this voice, and the residents under the road immediately followed suit.
"Sprinkle some red yuan stones!"
In his previous life, Ye Xiaotian had also participated in many weddings, and he knew a little bit about the routine of receiving relatives, but this red yuan stone was the size of a grain of rice, and it was not easy to pick it up if it was sprinkled on the ground, but if he asked Ye Xiaotian to scatter orange yuan stone, he would not have this kind of financial resources.
Just as he was hesitating, he saw the old star behind him raise his hand, and the sky seemed to be raining.
Then I heard a scream from the head outside the window: "Oops! It's really a stone! And it's still an orange dollar, but unfortunately I can't go down and pick it up. ”
Then I saw a white jade-like hand twist her ear, and the whole person was pulled in, and the window slammed shut.
Ye Xiaotian looked at the crowd of people who were picking up orange yuan stones everywhere, and glanced at the people behind him, his body flashed into an illusory shadow, and then everyone behind him followed him, and soon walked through the crowd.
At this time, the crowd picking up orange yuan stones on the ground woke up like a dream, but Ye Xiaotian had already gone up the steps, he stood on the steps and said to the people below: "I'm coming up, you guys hurry up and pick up orange yuan, this thing is precious." ”
As he spoke, he took the lead towards the Dream Tower.
Going up the stairs and looking at the door closed, only two big red happy characters greeted him at the door, Ye Xiaotian tidied up his clothes, and shouted at the house: "Open the door quickly, come and marry a wife." ”
There was a real giggling sound at the door, and there was a sound of Yingying Yanyan's daughter talking.
Then a crack was revealed in the door, and a head poked out, a little Lori who looked like she was carved in pink and jade, with a twisted pigtail, winked at Ye Xiaotian and said with big eyes: "You can show from below that you are still quite capable, but we are not easy to pass this level." ”
As he spoke, he handed a one-foot-long scroll in his hand to Ye Xiaotian, and said, "If you have the upper couplet, enter this door, otherwise you will send a happy money to each of us." ”
Ye Xiaotian opened the scroll, and saw that there was a pair of Shanglian handwriting on it, which was beautiful and smart, revealing an elegant energy, but it should not be Liu Ruyan's font, this girl is not much different from his own age, and she should not have this kind of pen power, only to see Shanglian write, "Flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves, emerald and red, but Si Xiangwei is deliberately supportive, and does not teach rain and rain, wind and wind, clear and cold." ”
Seeing this couplet, Ye Xiaotian was immediately embarrassed, this Nima was such a long couplet, he saw it for the first time, and when he was in distress, he suddenly remembered in a system voice: "Downlink," Butterflies and Butterflies and Birds are born and live in the world, and I hope that all lovers will become dependents, and this will be the twilight for a long time, and I will like to be happy."
Hearing this link, Ye Xiaotian's eyes suddenly lit up!
Hurriedly read out the couplet in his mind.
Whether it was the people outside the house, or the group of women in the house, they were all shocked by Ye Xiaotian's performance, this was too fast, as soon as this was read, it was right, this ......
Meng Erniang in the house heard Ye Xiaotian's next link, muttered in her mouth for a while, sighed and said: "This guy is really hidden, such an eternal connection, it didn't stump him." ”
Ye Xiaotian's talent and wit made Meng Erniang feel a sense of competitiveness in her heart.
She shouted through the door: "Stinky boy, if you want to marry my dream building girl, you can match my couplet again, and the time is limited to a quarter of an hour." ”
As he spoke, he only heard Meng Erniang read: "The goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's foot, blea." ”
Ye Xiaotian heard the downward link of the system again at this time, and hurriedly said: "The buffalo goes into the water, the water floods the buffalo horns, moo, moo."
The last three words of this couplet are not only the onomatopoeia of the animal in front, but also the name of the animal can be removed inside.
Meng Erniang saw that Ye Xiaotian was right again so quickly, and hurriedly recited Ye Xiaotian's couplet twice in her mouth, and found that this guy was not only neat and tidy, but also matched the hidden secret couplet of the couplet, and suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction in her heart.
Xing Lao didn't know anything about this couplet, looked at a familiar person next to him, and asked, "Is this a match?" ”
"That's right, that's right, Brother Ye is really talented!"
As soon as Xing Lao heard this, he immediately raised his eyebrows, and said in a throat: "Erniang, quickly let your people open the door, the couplets are all right, if you don't open the door again, our brothers outside the door will smash the door!" ”
Xing Lao usually doesn't talk much, but today he doesn't know why, but there is such a limelight, which makes Ye Xiaotian a little unable to believe his ears.
The door was opened from the inside, and Meng Erniang, who was still charming, stood at the door, the veil on her face was still not taken off at this time, she glanced at Ye Xiaotian and said, "You have some talent!" ”
As he spoke, he looked at Xing Lao and said, "What are you anxious about, it's not you marrying, what are you yelling about?" ”
Xing Lao was a little embarrassed by Meng Erniang's words.
Meng Erniang naturally understood the old man's personality and temper, and was no longer embarrassed by Xing Lao, and looked at Ye Xiaotian and said, "Come in!" ”