Chapter 518: Who is the caddy of the two of us?
Doni's bewildered look really made Vardy laugh, this guy is absolutely qualified to be a mascot.
Inter Milan won the Italian Super Cup in this almost absurd way, and everyone thinks it's a bit of a joke!
The Italian Football Federation officials laughed and cried, they imagined that after Vardy's arrival, the Italian stadium would be transformed from a bloody storm into a joyous stage play, but they really did not expect that day to come so soon.
Speaking of which, Roma goalkeeper Doni was played by Vardy a lot, although it may not be intentional that Vardy may have done so, but what happened to Vardy is not intentional or not.
The indirect free kick was not dangerous at all, but it smashed on Doni alive and the goal was effective;
In the last penalty, Doni had already saved, but in the end he made two mistakes and rolled the ball into the goal again, and he celebrated first.
Is this the influence of Vardy's amusing aura, or is it Dhoni's own problem?
In any case, Inter Milan completed a big reversal in an unfavorable situation and won the Italian Super Cup.
When the award was presented, Vardy really had no waves in his heart, compared with the Champions League and the Premier League champions, the gold content of the Italian Super Cup is not as good as a gold-plated ring, and it is no different from the previous three commercial championships.
But the rest of Inter are happy, it's a title anyway, it's an official title, and it's a big win against their biggest rivals, Roma, which is something to be happy about.
After the game, the championship celebration was celebrated until midnight, and Vardy didn't know how he had so much energy.
The next day, the Italian football media mostly reported on the game, and the main figure in it, naturally, was Vardy.
This game was Vardy's first official match since arriving at Inter, and perhaps there was not much to see in the warm-up match, but this was Vardy's first appearance.
Obviously, Jamie Vardy's appearance was amazing, even if it was only in the second half, but it brought a qualitative improvement to Inter.
Roma were ready to celebrate the title with a two-goal lead over Inter, but Jamie Vardy made Roma fail with two goals, and that's what the superstar really does.
Inter were already strong, but they were not competitive enough in the Champions League because they didn't have a real superstar in their squad, and Jamie Vardy's arrival completely sublimated Inter as a whole.
Don't forget, Jamie Vardy was sick, otherwise he wouldn't have been in the starting line-up!
Countless media outlets began another wave of frenzied praise about Vardy, and even the English media who followed Vardy reported Vardy's performance back to England in time.
Manchester United fans say that Manchester United is a seller of conscience, and Inter must give a good review!
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After the Super Cup, Mancini still gave Vardy two days off, originally didn't want Vardy to play, but he didn't expect to rely on Vardy to win in the end, these two days of vacation can be regarded as a reward!
Olivia, who came to study abroad, had nothing to do all day and attacked Vardy in a different way, and Vardy felt that Olivia must have regarded herself as a research object.
Feeling unwell and turning down his team-mates' daily offers to the club, Vardy decided to stay home for the next two days.
With nothing to do, Vardy suddenly remembered that he had a mobile phone in his previous life, although he didn't have a smartphone now, but there was!
Thinking of this, Vardy hurried to the station, at this time, it should still be the ancient era, and the popular ones seem to be classics among the classics.
Hey, at this time, there is no reward function, which makes him, a local tyrant, unable to start, and pretending to fail!
But it's good to be able to revisit the classics, because you know the ending, so you don't have to scratch your heart and wait for the update.
Hey, there is no wilderness theme at this time, so do you want to write a "Funny Wilderness Food God", directly copy and copy the royal sister, and have the ability to resist the salted fish sister to sue herself for infringement!
Well, the main character's name is - Ergou Vardy!
Thinking of the wilderness, Vardy suddenly thought of survival programs in the wild, such as the law of the jungle, it seems that this can also be done!
When the time comes, find a large number of female stars, just be a man by yourself, survive on an isolated island, and think about it.
Avril, Emma Roberts, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson......
Before he knew it, Vardy was already drooling.
Well, this must be on the agenda.
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After resting for a few days, Vardy's cold finally healed, of course, it may not be that his own immunity works, or it may be that Vardy's beauty thinks too much, and her body is so hot that she always sweats.
Back on the training ground, Vardy sensed the relaxed atmosphere of the team.
Inter have a very easy start to the league fixtures, only in the sixth round will they meet a strong team, Roma, and the previous team may not be able to pose even the slightest threat to Inter.
Inter's opponent in the first round was Udinese, a mid-table opponent.
Vardy is disgusted with this team, because the Pozzo family, who are in charge of this team, are completely in business with football, more pure than the Glazer family.
This is completely anti-human!
In this case, if you score a few more goals, you can be regarded as contributing to all mankind.
Vardy's debut in Serie A has attracted the attention of the entire world football community, and there is no way, who made him the number one person in world football.
In the tunnel, Vardy took a look at his opponents and found that there were a few well-known stars.
The attacking players in the front field include civilian star Di Natale, Italy's popular goalscorer Quagliarella, Asamoah, who later mixed in Juventus, first-class star 374 Sanchez, and general Candreva ......
This attacking combination, if they are all in their prime, then Inter is estimated to be unable to stop their impact.
It's just that most of them are immature now, and Sanchez and Candreva may not even be able to play the main team.
In other positions, they are also Serie A-level players, especially goalkeeper Handanovic, who can be regarded as a first-class goalkeeper!
Regardless of the business policy of the Pozo family, their vision of selecting people is still very positive, buying low and selling high, this business is hard to do, and later they are also known as one of the black spots in Europe.
The caddies enter the players' tunnel, each holding hands with the players, and preparing to enter.
But no one expected that there would be an accident at this time.
Vardy waited for a long time, and the other players were already pulling a small caddy next to him, but there was no one around him.
Are you disgusted?
After looking around carefully, I didn't see any extra little caddies, everyone had one, but they didn't have one.
No, neither is Eevee, this thing is staring at himself!
What's going on?
How could such a mistake occur?
Holding a little caddy on the stage symbolizes peace, does this mean to make yourself go on a killing spree?
The staff hurriedly ran over and sweated profusely to explain, it turned out that the two youngest caddies suddenly lost control of their emotions just now, and no one could persuade them to run away to find their mother, so Vardy and Ibrahimovic were leaked.
What can I do?
Seeing that the referee was ready to lead them in, Vardy and Ibrahimovic were helpless.
Vardy suddenly had an idea, or I'd lead Ibrahimovic into the pitch.
Smirking wickedly at Ibrahimovic, Ibrahimovic suddenly felt that Vardy was going to calculate himself, and stepped aside vigilantly.
Vardy's outstretched hand made himself look embarrassed.
But it doesn't matter, Vardy said indifferently: "Since we don't have a caddy, then why don't I lead you in, you can make a cameo as a little caddy!" ”
Ibrahimovic's eyes almost didn't pop out, why is Vardy's brain circuit so abnormal!
He said to Vardy angrily: "Do you think that if we go out hand in hand, others will think which of us is the caddy?" ”
Vardy blinked, looked at Ibrahimovic and mentally measured the height comparison between the two sides, and came to a desperate conclusion.
Ibu is 195 centimeters tall, and like Ta, his five-short stature can't be compared to him.
The two of them went out holding hands, and they were especially caddies!
"Goodbye!" Vardy anointed the soles of his feet and quickly flashed.
But before he could start, he was already caught by Ibra, and at this time Ibrahim also reacted.
"I think your proposal is very good, you should make a cameo appearance as a caddie today!"
Vardy wanted to cry without tears, Nima, I knew it was going to be this way!
If it was at Manchester United, then Vardy must have started to grab other people's caddies, because there must be people in the Manchester United squad who are not as qualified as himself.
But now at Inter, it's not easy for him to start, and Inter's starters are much more senior than himself.
After thinking about it, Vardy has an idea again, if he can't rob his own people, can't he rob others?
Walking to the other side with a wicked smile on his face, Vardy crouched next to a little caddy and said kindly: "Little one, would you like to enter the field with me?" ”
At Inter's home stadium, the little caddie is naturally an Inter fan, and he was directly seduced away by Vardy!
And at this time, Asamoah was dumbfounded, he never thought that Vardy actually deceived his caddy!
Fortunately, he was black, and he couldn't tell that his face was dark.
Ibu thoughtfully drew the scoop and walked directly away from the little caddy led by Quagliarella.
Isn't that unfriendly to the away team?
But as soon as the thought came to him, it disappeared from Vardy's mind.
Deserve!
So when the players of both sides lined up, there was a very embarrassing scene, the two strikers of the visiting team Udinese followed everyone into the stadium with their bare hands, feeling eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Vardy didn't have so many scruples, he praised the renegade caddie and carried him straight onto the pitch, doting on him.
Of course, the caddie incident is just a small detail, and no one else knows what's going on, but when the matter is exposed, it is estimated that countless people will begin to sympathize with the two strikers of Udinese!
In fact, they should be glad that Vardy and Ibrahimovic only snatched their caddies and did not directly treat them as caddies.