"Quack ~ quack, phew, quack ~ quack, phew."

Chen Fan tried to imitate it, his voice was not a crow at all, but like a little more frogs, or the kind in estrus.

Chen Fan cleared his throat and pulled twice, which gave him a little more ghost flavor of A Chinese Ghost Story.

In the end, Chen Fan couldn't stand it anymore and had no choice but to give up.

"Fortunately, both of them went to class, and the noise was even louder than the construction site." Chen Fan looked around the empty dormitory, grabbed the water cup and cleared his throat.

Unlike most people who like to take long vacations, Chen Fan prefers to vacate the first and second sessions in the morning and the fifth or sixth sessions in the afternoon, so that he can sleep until he wakes up naturally every day, and he does not have a nervous breakdown tossed by the alarm clock.

Today, Chen Fan has to wait until three or four classes to have classes, and it stands to reason that he should be able to sleep until 10 o'clock, but because he slept yesterday afternoon, Chen Fan was not particularly sleepy, and he got up before 9 o'clock.

The freshness of the werewolf killing card is still there, Chen Fan's first reaction when he gets up is not to get out of bed and wash, but to touch the card next to the pillow, take a sip of today's hexagram, and find that he is a crow.

According to the elder's introduction, Chen Fan learned that the function of the crow card is malicious slander, and the reputation of the other party can be damaged by slandering and spreading rumors, which is the same as the function in the game, but Chen Fan has not played a board with crows so far.

The trigger conditions for the identity card ability are also very harsh, and the user has to imitate the crow's cry to achieve the effect of slander, but no matter how Chen Fan tries, he can't learn the tone of the crow.

Chen Fan pinched his neck and discussed in a hoarse tone: "Ahem, Elder, you see that I have become like this, can't you let me use this skill?" The introduction was full of fancies, but it turned out that it couldn't be used. ”

The elder was also dressed differently from before, after taking off his holy white robe, the elder's whole body was shrouded in darkness, and a skull had inexplicably grown on the crutches of his hand, and the card emitted a dim purple light, and from time to time a few crows swept by.

Chen Fan was not frightened by the scene in front of him, he looked directly into the elder's eyes and said, "Come on, don't play tricks, you are still 800 million people away from death, in a word, can you lower your requirements." ”

Unimpressed, the elder put the hood on his back over his head, and his face quickly disappeared behind the dark curtain, leaving only a pair of glowing gem pupils.

"Young man, you always want to be in a hurry, this matter is not negotiable, you can do it yourself." The elder leaned his hands on the skull, and a starry array suddenly rose under his feet, and a huge pillar of light descended from the sky, and thousands of crows scattered from behind him and disappeared.

Chen Fan applauded embarrassedly, and specially dialed his bangs into the middle, "Great magician, the trick has become a trick, goodbye, I'm going to class." ”

Before the elders could salute, Chen Fan put the elder card in his pocket and took it to the classroom.

The first class in the university is Chinese, and the lecturer who teaches is an old professor, because it is a lecture hall, the scenery on the podium can be seen at a glance, Chen Fan in the distance can see the old clearly, the top of the hair is as clear as a mirror, and the mid-life crisis should not have been carried before.

Chen Fan didn't hear that guy's self-introduction, so he respectfully called the other party Teacher Guangmingding.

A few rays of sunlight penetrated into the classroom and landed on the podium, following the steps of the professor, like a dazzling mirror, waking up the sleeping students.

Chen Fan is not a monster, but he was also shot.

"I should really protest the problem of light pollution with the school." Chen Fan stretched his neck, and finally escaped the demon subjugation method.

"That classmate, could you please answer what kind of thoughts and feelings the author expresses in 'Paris is a city on earth, and the earth is a star in the sky'?" Teacher Guangming Ding stretched out his hand to the audience, and the position happened to be opposite Chen Fan's side.

"I'll go, is it me?" Chen Fan looked around, as if the classmates around him were sleeping, and only he was awake.

"Don't look at it, that classmate, it's you, may I ask what your name is." Teacher Guangmingding's answer confirmed Chen Fan's conjecture.

"I'm going, it's not going to take a small notebook and write down my name and deduct the usual points." Chen Fan got up slowly and said, "My name is Chen Fan, and I am a student of the School of Accountancy. ”

"Okay, classmate Chen Fan, please answer my question just now, don't be restrained, speak freely." The old professor smiled kindly, so kindly that it made people chill.

Chen Fan pondered for a while, it was too late for Baidu to work hard at this time, but what kind of ghost thoughts did this Previer's "In the Park" want to express.

"Probably cheating with someone else, after kissing, I forgot about myself, and my soul flew to the sky." Chen Fan patted his head, and immediately regretted how he could transfer such vulgar words to the Hall of Elegance.

"Go on, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, the key is to have your own opinion, and also to state your basis." The old professor's face did not change, and he said calmly.

With reassurance, Chen Fan also opened the conversation box and said: "The first two sentences have been saying that I think about others, I have been thinking about it for a thousand years and 10,000 years, and I will definitely not get the kind that I always remember, and then I said the eternity of the moment, and then the two kissed each other in the park, and the place of the crime was a small park in Paris in the early winter morning, and finally the male protagonist soared in his soul and began to talk nonsense." ”

"It's like a dick finally knocking down the goddess who has been chasing for many years, and after a short period of passion, there is a long-term desire to get into the wrong." Chen Fan finally concluded.

After saying this in one breath, Chen Fan himself was a little blushing and ashamed, this is obviously a plot routine in the novel, how can it be compared with beautiful and flashy poetry.

The poet's love is not called stealing, it is called romance, and it must be understood with the heart.

Chen Fan didn't understand the creative background behind this poem, so he didn't take his brain to analyze it.

"It makes sense, but it's still necessary to organize the language, sort out the logical order, and finally find the right basic point, in general, it's still good, have your own ideas, please sit down." The old professor smiled again, still smiling kindly, this time Chen Fan was overjoyed, and finally stopped being afraid.

As soon as Chen Fan sat down with his buttocks, he buried his head and looked at the unknown news, confident that the teacher would not find out.

[Remember to come to the interview tonight]

The message is not one, but two identical.

"Okay, I'll come." Chen Fan only replied to one of them, and the other was automatically ignored.