"You're an idiot, and that's not a pleasant identity." As soon as Chen Fan remembered that he had to shout "I'm an idiot" every time he played this identity, and he had to endure not laughing, he felt weird in his heart.

The elder cruelly said: "Everyone else says that he is a white god, or implicitly expresses that he is a weak god, but you are the one who has to say that you are an idiot, who is complaining." ”

"You go away, stop talking." Chen Fan stuffed the card back into his trouser pocket, and readjusted his military hat in the mirror.

There were surprisingly few people on the training ground today, and when it was time for the usual training, only half of the people from the phalanx came, and only boxing was as lively as ever.

Hua Tianyi yawned and said, "The phalanx is still delaying training today, and we don't even have afternoon vacation for boxing, so we are sleepy." ”

Chen Fan said helplessly: "Hey, who called us Tegong, the requirements are naturally stricter." ”

What happened at the school gate last night also spread in the school, and Chen Fan also heard a lot of versions from the mouths of the melon-eating masses, what gangs are fighting, the black boss is the school flower, and the fake news such as leading the team and carrying the handle in this class of freshmen has gone viral, and Chen Fan is too lazy to pay too much attention to it.

The school was tight-lipped and only mentioned that there were fights and brawls outside the school, but at the same time stressed that the school was very safe, and many security management measures have been strengthened recently.

"Wow, check it up." Chen Fan listened to the password and standardized the actions step by step.

"Okay, all the staff, take a break." Hearing the whistle at the end of training, Chen Fan was so tired that he sat on the ground.

"Hey, those who are engaged in the phalanx, all of them are talking and laughing, they don't look like they are training, which is like us, they are strict to death, and they have to take ten push-ups if they are in the wrong fist position, how can the leader have such good eyesight." Chen Fan sat honestly cross-legged, complaining vigorously.

"Asking girls to rehearse a strong dance may be better than ours, what is it interesting to watch a group of men bang hash boxing." Hua Tianyi closed his eyes and wanted to take this opportunity to take a nap.

"Beep~"

"All personnel, get ready for training."

Chen Fan got up scoldingly and said: "This ass hasn't been stuck to the grass yet, and I have to train again, it's really painful on a hot day." ”

Seeing that Hua Tianyi didn't move, Chen Fan patted the other party's head, and a sleeping Mount Tai rose from the ground at his feet.

Hua Tianyi hid his head and yawned and said, "Hey, I was so tired from studying and selecting courses yesterday that I didn't sleep well." ”

Chen Fan asked curiously: "Isn't it just to choose a class?" Is it that difficult? Choose the courses you should choose, and if you refund more and make up for less, everything will be fine. ”

Hua Tianyi said: "Your idea is quite naïve, first of all, you have to fill up the empty class schedule to ensure that there is no conflict between the courses, and secondly, you have to choose, the proportion of some popular courses is ridiculously low, five or six hundred people are screened to sixty people, the most important thing is that the same course is far from different teachers, there are many minefields in it." ”

"Minefield? Are there so many ways to choose a course? Chen Fan really didn't know before, and thought it was just a simple course selection.

"A few years ago, some brothers and sisters spontaneously started a killer league ranking, and the teachers on the list are all killers, most of them have strange tempers, or the teaching quality is touching, so you should be cautious when choosing courses, and avoid them if you can." Hua Tianyi took out his mobile phone and talked to Chen Fanpan like a few treasures.

The two of them hid behind and made small movements, thinking that they were hiding from the world, Chen Fan carefully took the phone, swiped the screen and glanced at it.

"So many teachers are on the list? That's how much you have left. Chen Fan was very surprised, glanced at the instructor in front of him, and carefully handed the phone back.

Hua Tianyi said earnestly: "There are probably less than 20% left, and the killers are also ranked, and some of the supreme god-killing level are not touched, and most of them can be mixed up if they are taken seriously." ”

"Supreme Killing God? Is it so exaggerated, how many people are hanging on that guy's hands? Chen Fan was skeptical, they were all teachers, and the gap should not be too big.

Hua Tianyi pointed to Luo Zhenxiang, who was at the top of the list, and said: "The highest level of the Supreme Killing God, the chairman of the Killer Alliance, the one who teaches university Chinese, the favorite thing to do in class is to draw points, and the attendance does not sit in the first three rows, and they usually want to pass respectively, and the angle of the exam questions is tricky and strange, and the comprehensive failure rate is as high as 74%. ”

"74% failure rate? In other words, there are almost 40 people in a class? Chen Fan counted with his fingers.

Hua Tianyi nodded, "But fortunately, the make-up examination is not under his control, otherwise I don't know how many students will be harmed, choose his class, you have to have the consciousness of the make-up examination, there was a senior in the first two sessions who took the exam 60, but Chairman Luo waved his pen and usually gave 58, and he forcibly made others fail the course." ”

Chen Fan was a little scared when he heard this, how can there be any strange teachers in this university, it seems that he should pay more attention when choosing courses. "Can you send me a copy of that list?"

Hua Tianyi smiled and said: "You go directly to the school forum, and you can see it inside the fine sticker, I remember that it was on the first page." ”

"The first two dead fat men in the back, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, don't make a fuss for me there, get out of the ranks."

A scolding frightened Chen Fan, he turned his head and noticed that the instructor was looking at him.

"I'm not supposed to be a dead fat man, it's not me." Chen Fan comforted mentally.

"There's no movement, right, do you want me to go down and kill people myself? Be conscious, run two laps around the playground, and change it if I do it myself

The frog jumped twice. ”

Chen Fan looked around, and indeed didn't find the two dead fat men standing in a row, could it be that the instructor was really talking about himself?

"I'm not fat." Chen Fan said firmly in his heart.

"Let's go, just run two laps, I'm going to die." Hua Tianyi was frantically giving Chen Fan a look, and he was still tugging at his cuffs.

"Alright, alright, just let me be dead fat." Chen Fan reluctantly walked out of the queue and got on the runway.

Looking at the phalanx that had been resting on the side of the runway, Chen Fan sighed with emotion: "I knew that I wouldn't change to boxing at the beginning, how good it would be to kick under the shade of a tree every day." ”

"Okay, just one lap, let's go back to training." The instructor stopped the two men who were still running at the finish line, made a left turn gesture, and the two re-entered the line.

……

"All personnel, end the training, continue in the afternoon."

Although he got out of training 10 minutes early, Chen Fan was not excited at all, there was only a wave of them left on the playground, and he was afraid that he would not be able to grab the dishes and chopsticks when he rushed to the canteen.

There was still half an hour before the official start of class selection at 12 o'clock, and Chen Fan was too lazy to eat, so he ordered a takeout and ran back to the dormitory directly.

"Everyone is here, there are many killer teachers among the course selection teachers, pay attention when you choose."

"Brother Long told us just now, and we have eliminated them all." Lai Guangyi stuck out his tongue and said.

Xu Changhui said with deep concern: "It's difficult to arrange such a course, unless you are lucky enough to win a round, otherwise you will definitely have to fight the killer in the second or third round." ”

Wei Youlong looked confident, holding an unlit cigarette in one hand and a lighter in the other.

"What's so happy about it, you have a way to choose a course?" Although he didn't want to talk, Chen Fan still asked.

"Last night's things were settled, now I don't have to worry about it, but Xu Ying, this little girl, has no hope, it seems that I have to change my goal, you have to fight for Xu Ying, I performed so well last night, I should think that I made a little contribution to my brother." Wei Youlong twisted his belly and waist, taking a bite of "yo-yo-yo"

"Che, I thought you had some idea of how to choose a course." Chen Fan suddenly lost interest and sat back in his place.

"When you don't want to go to class, you have to spend money to hire someone, anyway, 25 yuan an hour and a half is not expensive." Wei Youlong began to talk eloquently again.

"25 yuan, which is enough to catch up with my food expenses for a day and a half." Lai Guangyi pinched his fingers and said.

"Then I have a chance to substitute for you, but I have to take good notes." Wei Youlong patted Lai Guangyi's shoulder and said jokingly.

Chen Fan blocked his ears and studied the way to choose courses with one mind.