Chapter 89: Thunder?
Chen Fan touched his trouser pocket, and the 100 pieces landed, although the feel was not much thicker, but this heart was steady.
But I don't have magic anymore, so I'll become a big-headed doll.
"Actually, I don't know how to do magic at all." Chen Fan looked at the camera and tried hard to squeeze out a smiling face.
The anchor's face turned ugly all of a sudden, but in the face of the enthusiastic veterans, he still kept smiling hard.
"Could it be that there is not enough money? Or is this kid deliberately collecting money and not doing anything? ”
The arrow was ready to fly, but the anchor still didn't give up, and asked tentatively: "Big hand, the old iron just saw thousands of pairs of eyes clearly, you scattered balloons with empty hands all the way along the street, and you were stunned to pave the entire road." ”
Chen Fan spread his hands, and he couldn't say the bitterness in his heart, if he hadn't squandered it so quickly just now, would he be so embarrassed now?
"There is no magic, it's all a trick to deceive, if I really know how to do magic, I can't change it this day? At least there's going to be a thunderstorm, you see, it's still sunny, I really can't do magic, spare me. ”
"Boom~Click!"
Chen Fan's palm emitted a golden dazzling light, and the originally clear and cloudless sky suddenly darkened, accompanied by lightning and thunder from time to time.
"Damn, I really stepped on the horse and caused thunder, it shouldn't be a coincidence." Chen Fan rubbed his eyes, unable to believe what he was seeing.
The anchor was also stunned, and together with the thousands of viewers who watched the live broadcast together, the entire live broadcast room suddenly boiled.
Do you hear the thunder? I hear it, boss]
[There was a flash of light on the master's hand, it was too fast for me to see clearly]
[Could it be a sound recording, I'm still reading, don't lie to me]
[I'm in Yuanyu, it's getting good just now, I can't see a cloud, and the horse has begun to rain now]
[Lying in the groove god, he also said that he can't change magic, and he will directly change the sky]
The barrage quickly brushed up, and suddenly the popularity of the live broadcast room rose to the homepage, attracting a lot of melon-eating people who didn't know the truth.
Looking at the anchor's stunned expression, Chen Fan explained: "I really can't do magic, it must have been a coincidence just now, I know you also believe in science, right?" ”
"If you believe in you, you will have a ghost, the light in your hand will not deceive people, and as long as you can earn popularity, you can believe in the king of heaven." The anchor shook his head, took back his thoughts a little bit, and thought about how to take over the stubble.
"Old iron, do you see, really great magician, the two hands are shocking, it is definitely a big hand, a big hand of the century." Whether the anchor is true or not, taking advantage of this popularity, it is important to raise the popularity to a higher level.
Chen Fan said anxiously: "I'm really not a magician, you have to believe in science, this thunder is just a coincidence, if I really do what you said, I can change the sky, right, I will definitely lead a thunder to split a tree or something." ”
Chen Fan looked around, but he didn't find a single green vegetation on the pedestrian street, so he helplessly pointed to the fire hydrant and said: "The thunder must be a coincidence, if I really know how to do magic, this fire hydrant would have been blown by the lightning I induced." ”
"Boom~Click!"
"Puff~~~"
Chen Fan bathed in the fountain and sighed, this time any explanation was useless, and in desperation, he put the bangs wet with his hands back on track, and turned his head before the anchor could react.
"This fire hydrant is too ...... to burst," Chen Fan scolded as he ran, his body drenched.
The anchor has gone crazy, and the person is still staying in the fountain and said: "Old iron, do you see, the magician of the century, cover the sky with one hand, really call the wind and rain, double click 666 to go a wave, and the gift barrage is brushed up." ”
[Why do you care about the live broadcast, this magician has run away]
[Is there a waterproof case on the phone?] Won't it be bad if it's washed like this? 】
[Don't say it's quite interesting to watch the anchor choke on water]
[I bet on the absolute black line in this live broadcast room within three minutes]
Chen Fan didn't look back, and ran wildly all the way until he jumped on the bus, and waited until the driver came to the door, and then he relieved himself.
"I....I swear....this is definitely the fastest time I've ever run in my life."
Chen Fan originally wanted to wring the water clean, but later found that the wetness was too thorough, so he didn't bother to care about it.
The cold wind in the car made Chen Fan shiver, he curled up his body, and shivered: "Elder, I remember that there is no Thor's card in Werewolf Killing, you say, is it your ghost." ”
The elder was also very helpless, and inexplicably carried such a cauldron, and retorted: "You really can't blame me, the lightning you released in your hand before was indeed conjured by you, but the lightning in the sky is real, and the one that burst the fire hydrant is also real." ”
Chen Fan sighed and said, "What are the odds of this for me to bump into it." ”
The elder continued, "I guess I was hit five times in a row by Halley's Comet. ”
"Huh? Didn't Halley's Comet pass the Earth only once in 76 years? As a liberal arts student, Chen Fan still has this basic professional quality.
"yes, so it's impossible." The elder changed into a gold chain set of sunglasses and cigars, and hummed "The-Next -Episode" on his lips.
"What a joke old man." Chen Fan checked his phone again, but fortunately, it was still available.
[Brother, you're in the headlines again, lead the radar]
As soon as Chen Fan opened the data, he found that Li Peijun had discovered his brilliant deeds.
[The thunder that led your uncle, this is a coincidence, I don't know what's going on, just split it]
[Hey, you're about to be spoiled, Station B has your ghost animal video]
"What?"
Chen Fan was shocked, less than an hour has passed since this incident, and a video has been streamed out so soon? It was also made into a ghost animal.
Open station B, you don't need to check it specifically, the first place on the homepage is, the title is "Yuan Torpedo Zhenzi", and the number of views has exceeded one million.
[The headlines of the major editions are you, even the hot search is on, Brother Fan, you are famous]
[you, who wants to come out with this name, I was splashed by the water, and now I am still holding a pipa and half covering my face]
Chen Fan watched netizens across the country play themselves badly, and all kinds of lace trails emerged in endlessly, and some articles also said that Chen Fan was a qigong master who cultivated immortals and came out of the mountain, and even put Chen Fan P on the Thor poster, which was the poster that was affectionately embraced by Loki.
"Elder, what should I do? I'm on TV. ”
The elder was already laughing so much that he didn't reply for a long time, Chen Fan was so angry that he didn't move, and he simply joined the army of netizens and hacked himself.
"God said there would be light, so he arranged for me to draw light." Chen Fan squeezed into the last subway and returned to the dormitory before the curfew.
"Brother Fan, you're back, have you read the news on the Internet?" Xu Changhui saw the big star coming back and rushed to speak.
Chen Fan sniffed and said, "In order to read these news that hacked me, I used up all this month's traffic." ”
Xu Changhui pointed to the computer screen and said, "Just now, someone adapted "My Skateboard Shoes" from you, you can take a look." ”
Chen Fan took off his shirt, approached and asked, "There's a new joke coming out, what's it called?" ”
"My Heavenly Thunder Formula"
Chen Fan: "......"