Chapter 58. Swear not to wear women's clothes
"Alduin, this is the room for you." Crimson held her tablet in 10,000 years and pointed to a room behind her, but it was obvious...... Girls' room.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter, whether there are clothes or not, these clothes are so ugly." I didn't like to wear this kind of crappy clothes, so Alduin directly stripped off the clothes on his body, and then went to the closet to rummage through them...... Ladies?
"Not for the time being, why don't you wear ...... first"
"No way, I'll go take a shower first."
Wearing women's clothing? doesn't exist, the women's clothing bosses are all cute boys, and it is absolutely impossible for them to look so cute in women's clothing, so that others feel a kind of spiritual loss and refreshing pleasure, that is, the vague temptation is the most pitiful.
Wearing three-pronged pants and a small milk cat on his head, Alduin roamed Erina's house, looking for the bathroom that had been missing for many years.
Feeling the heat pouring over him, he exhaled comfortably, and Alduin looked at the full set of ...... he had prepared for himself Pink bath series, "Can I complain about this beautiful pink?" ”
"Meow?" The little milk cat sitting on soapy rollerblading on the ground looked at Alduin washed with a pink towel, tilted his head strangely, and then continued to ride his soapy sauce to glide around.
"Alduin, I'll leave your clothes at the door." Scarlet Sand looked at Alduin, who was still bathed in mist, and put the clothes on the table.
"Looks like Alice knows." The clothes had been bought by Mrs. Good, and they had been kept by Alice, and Alduin glanced at the clothes that Crimson had put down, and picked up the shampoo and scrubbed his silver hair.
"Well, why the hell...... Now Erina-sama is worried, and Miss Alice is also worried, Alduin, what is going on? Scarlet looked at Alduin eagerly, and she was on the side of Erina's phone call just now, and then the word "undercover" came out.
"Alice doesn't know, does she?" Erina knew that it didn't matter, she wasn't going to be like Itachi, and she couldn't see Erina and then she was worried or hated by Airina, but Alice ...... This sister has not yet reached the ability to bear everything, so she still continues to be a confused lady. (It's a pity that I'm not confused)
"I don't know, Erina-sama didn't say it, but the commander has already announced that you have made an unforgivable mistake as a chef, so you will be removed from the name of Nagi and withdrawn from school." Scarlet Shazi called up the tablet in his hand to bring up the latest news of the far moon, and it was also the news at the top of the list.
"But I still can't drop out, can I?" Turning off the faucet, Alduin wiped the towel with the water droplets on his body, looking at the crimson sand that he was not worried about at all, if he was worried that he would run to see him take a shower?
"Anything can be decided by the halberd, even if there is an objection to the withdrawal, it can be decided by the halberd." Scarlet Sand put the halberd applications one by one in front of Alduin, who wiped the water in his hand and signed it with a pen without looking.
"By the way, the kitchen is borrowed for me, and I haven't eaten enough at night." Alduin handed the signed application to Scarlet, then squatted down and began to bathe the little milk cat, "The soap is all slippery for you, come, rub." ”
Scarlet Sand looked at Alduin, who was not nervous at all in front of him, thinking that he and Erina were running around for such a funny competition, there was a kind of anger, and he picked up the tablet and faced Oduain, who was squatting on the ground to bathe the little milk cat, and then snorted and left without looking back.
Alduin looked blankly at the scarlet sand that was leaving, what was she doing just now, why did she scratch herself lightly, "That one is here?" "Meow Meow (Correct Solution)!"
Obviously, Alduin just forgot to test the level of defense of his current body, such as now Scarlet Sand looked at the directly shattered flat plate in his hand, and wanted to cry without tears.
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With a kitten on his head, Alduin began to search for the kitchen, guided by hunger...... In fact, I just kept smelling and looking for it, and then found the so-called kitchen.
"It's amazing, it's even more luxurious than Polestar Liao!" Looking at the ultra-luxurious kitchen in front of him, Alduin took out the eggs from the pantry, put them on the table, and took out the leftovers from the refrigerator.
"Meow~~" The little milk cat looked at the busy Oduin in front of him, holding his belly with his paws, patting it was still bulging, and looked at Oduin who was still preparing a meal suspiciously.
"I know you're full, I just wanted to experiment with a new egg fried rice." Alduin looked at the dragon roar frame in front of him, and turned on the fire on the stove, accompanied by an oversized flame, in which egg splash and rice were stir-fried, while Alduin's mouth was constantly inhaling......
"Oh...... Ha!!! ”
The powerful impact directly shook the entire villa, and Erina and Scarlet Sand, who got out of the car, watched all the glass and porcelain shatter and explode in an instant after the super shock.
"Alduin!" ×2
It's definitely not an earthquake, Erina and Scarlet Sand looked at each other, and at the same time said their guess, and then hurriedly ran in the direction of the kitchen.
The door of the kitchen was directly blown away by the shock wave, so Erina and Scarlet saw Alduin with a head full of rice and eggs at a glance, and looked around the kitchen, and the kitchen that was supposed to be very tidy was now directly shattered.
"That...... Sister, your furniture is all fake, right? Alduin patted the rice on his head, looking at the stove in front of him that was directly collapsed by the dragon's roar, as for the so-called frying pan, it was definitely not the red wolf brand anyway, and it had already been smashed in the process of the dragon's roar.
"Damn, I've never seen such a tofu scum project." I remember that there was no accident when the dragon roar was released in Mandugu City before, the pedestrians only walked forward a few steps at most, and the cabbage or something only flew five steps to the limit, how did I get here, a dragon roar directly caused the whole house to earthquake, and the kitchen utensils were directly smashed in the dragon's roar, and Alduin understood what is called the tofu scum project.
"It seems that my dear brother didn't tell the truth to my sister, and it seems that I, as an older sister, need to have a consultation with my younger brother." Erina looked at the smashed kitchen in front of her, her face was indifferent, and then she grabbed Alduin's collar and pulled it directly to her room.
Entering Erina's room, Auduin felt various Erina factors floating in the air, including Irina Tsundere, Erina Tsundere, and Erina Tsundere...... There was a look of satisfaction on his face.
"Let's talk about one thing first, because this matter is now known to the whole school, and the ten heroes are also quite concerned, so this time the halberd may come a little fast, the time is set for tomorrow, and it will be up to you to fight against Sister Sissi Kubomo, the topic is rice." Erina sat on the bed, looking at the unit Alduin, who was sitting cross-legged in front of her, and looked at it with a playful expression.
"Got it, I'll use my new dish tomorrow, just like that, Kaka a few times, and beat that dead dwarf straight away." As soon as he heard the rice, Alduin instantly came to life, the lottery person for this topic is definitely super compatible with himself, I didn't expect such a simple question to come out.
Erina quietly looked at Alduin as if she was playing a treasure, and her face was still filled with the smile that I am waiting for you to confess, and Alduin gestured for a while, and finally obediently bowed his head and pretended to be his grandson under this kind of gaze.
"Since you don't hide it, then ...... My dear brother-chan, can I call you that? A very weak tone, but it was a nightmare for Alduin, looking up at the beautiful face in front of him, but this was still his nominal sister, and such a beautiful sister was so ......
Alduin felt that he had faced countless helplessness today, and he really couldn't remember how many times, raised his right hand, replaced it with the Ice Thorn Technique, and began to condense, unlike the one in the sky that had to be sent out directly, Alduin could clearly feel that he could control the use of the ice thorn, which could be turned into a sharp ice blade knife, or turned into a thrust ice gun.
Alduin looked at Erina and Scarlet Shazi in front of him with a shocked face, and suddenly felt a feeling of compulsion, and the corners of his mouth smiled, but it was indeed ...... Erina's hand knife.
"Stupid, how can this kind of thing be shown casually!" Erina looked at Alduin, who was holding his head and screaming in pain in front of him, took a deep breath, and went back to bed, after all, this kind of thing has surpassed the imagination of ordinary people.
"You didn't make me ......" before the words came to his mouth were stared back by Erina's eyes, and Oduin looked at Erina and Scarlet Shazi who were talking in front of him, so he had to hide in the corner alone.
"Meow woo woo woo ~ ~" The little milk cat came out of the hair, shook the rice on the body, and the original snow-white hair was also slightly dirty, looking at the dull Alduin next to him, he quickly ran to Alduin's arms to be coquettish, "Meow meow~~"
"Don't worry about me, I'm fine." Alduin gently smoothed the kitten's fur with his hand, looking at the little milk cat making a comfortable "purring" sound in his arms, Alduin straightened out the hair while thinking about why he couldn't add the dragon's roar to the egg fried rice just now.
[Failed cooking, the ingredients are not enough to withstand the energy of the dragon's roar]
"Do you have to use ingredients of equal value? But how is it determined? "Alduin felt his head blow up, and he was definitely not good at this kind of analysis, but if he could find a way to add the dragon's roar to his cuisine, then he could improve himself a lot.
Erina and Scarlet Sand seemed to be talking about it, and Alduin looked at the two people who came over, and continued to tease the little milk cat in his hands, I don't know why, the more tense the atmosphere, the easier it is for people to relax.
"You told those people else?" Erina's tone was very serious, looking at Alduin, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground and teasing the little milk cat in front of her.
"My sister, Aoi." Alduin stretched out his hand, but he was dodged by Aoi, for some reason, this scene was like a nightmare that surrounded his heart, "Maybe I may be a virgin like Captain Orangutan." ”
"That's good, the old man and my aunt don't know?" Erina looked at Alduin in confusion, remembering that he was the child taken in by his aunt, and that his uncle had told the old man to give him the name Nagi Cut.
"I don't know, maybe my heart is still very much escaping from my current home." Oduin looked up helplessly at Erina, who was standing, lowered his head and continued to tease the little milk kitten, smiling and touching the little milk kitten's extremely soft belly, which felt amazing.
Erina looked at Alduin, one teasing the cat, one laughing, as if one was in one world, rejecting everyone, and I don't know why I felt a sense of pity.
"Really, why am I not the first to know?"
Alduin's body trembled, accompanied by a gentle word, a pair of arms to protect himself from behind, wrapped around his neck, slowly tightened, felt the sound of breathing in his ears, felt the different body temperature touch, listened to the beating of another heart......
"I'm afraid I'm going to hurt ......," Alduin said with tears in his eyes, his hand grabbing his arm around him and holding it in his arms.
"Captain, I've found what I need to protect." Looking back at the gentle Erina, Alduin threw himself into Erina's arms like a child and cried, venting his long-term loneliness and crying......