Chapter 1304: It's Over, I'm Coming to the Door!
Man Sandao nodded, he was a little puzzled.
Glasses have only been drunk twice, why do you vomit half a bucket at this time? This guy can really vomit, will he vomit his stomach? Hell knows.
The chickens and dogs jumped in the 306 dormitory, but Ye Xiaofei was thinking about how to deal with Luo Tingting's girl during the day. The more I think about it, the more I can't sleep, so let's just play a game.
Turn on the button on the wall, and the game helmet of "Okami Game Evolution" pops up. Wearing it on his head, the crystal mask was slowly lowered, and the sour smell suddenly became much lighter.
I can't imagine that gaming helmets have such benefits, not only for entertainment, but also for sound insulation and odor prevention.
Bang! Crash......
Before he turned on the start button of the game helmet, Ye Xiaofei only heard a crisp sound from the window, which suddenly shattered, and glass slag was scattered everywhere.
Terrorist attack? Man Sandao was already lying on the floor in fright, and a stone the size of an egg smashed on his head, and a big bag was raised in an instant.
It is said that good people have good rewards, why am I so unlucky? He bent his head three times and five times, and grinned in pain.
The glasses suddenly stopped vomiting, and the drunkenness woke up for three minutes. Hurriedly covered himself with a quilt, leaving only his glasses and nostrils outside. "What's going on?"
Looking at the window of the dormitory again, the one on the left was completely broken, and the cold wind hit it, which made people shiver.
"Ye Xiaofei, you bastard, hurry up and get out of Miss Ben!"
Just took off the helmet, Ye Xiaofei always felt that the voice was a little familiar. After the bird, it must be the girl who came to the door.
"It's the middle of the night, boss, there's a beautiful woman looking for you." Man Sandao stood up and walked to the windowsill.
"Be careful." Ye Xiaofei smiled bitterly, his face was like a rotten winter melon.
How can anyone find someone to smash the window glass, it is estimated that they are killed.
Man Sandao nodded, and couldn't help but look up at the window, and suddenly, there was a crackling sound, and countless tomatoes came from the window.
"Oh,!" The brute three knives hugged his head and scurried, and two were still hit on the head, and the juice splashed suddenly, looking very embarrassed.
The tomatoes smashed on the bed and landed on the fat man's face. The snoring also stopped, and the fat man stuck out his tongue and licked the tip of his nose, this guy's tongue is really big enough. Bar pursed his lips, "Delicious, boss, let's have a few more drinks." ”
didn't have time to pay attention to the fat man, Ye Xiaofei looked at the brute three knives, "Dude, what's the situation outside?" ”
"Beauty, so many beauty." Man Sandao took a towel, and he didn't know whether it was to wipe his face or his feet, and wiped the tomato juice on his face.
"What about tomatoes?"
"Boss, can you just see for yourself?" Mansandao's face was full of bitterness, and he still felt palpitations about what had just happened.
I'll go? Wouldn't that be the same as what happened to you? If it's not a tomato that flies over, it's a watermelon knife, a brick or something, wouldn't you, a beautiful boy, die young?
"Ye Xiaofei, you bastard! Hurry out and get out! "Listen to not just one, but a group of beautiful women.
It was a very beautiful thing for a beautiful woman to come to the door in the middle of the night, but why does it feel so terrifying now?
The lights were lit up in the surrounding dormitories, and some bold students looked up at the window, which immediately attracted countless wolf howls.
"Beauty, I don't sleep in the middle of the night, my brother will talk to you for a while."
"Beauty, it's cold outside, our dormitory is warm."
"Beauty, my bed is warmer."
……
Don't think about it, they must be greeted by a storm, and it will be sweet and sour.
The walls of the dormitory building are full of purple and red, which is very beautiful. You must know that tomatoes contain a lot of vitamins, and the price is very expensive, so it is a bit wasteful to use them as paints. However, the attack was clearly purposeful and was entirely aimed at Dormitories 306.
When the wind outside was quiet, Ye Xiaofei was not a fool, he took a basin and buckled it on his head, waving the fat man's white pants in front of the window. "Beauty, if you have something to say, everything can be discussed."
Well, after waiting for a long time, the main owner finally appeared. Luo Tingting crossed her hands on her hips and stood under the street lamp opposite the window. There are also seven or eight beautiful women next to her, presumably her good sisters.
"Sisters, it's him, call me!" Luo Tingting pouted, but there was no movement next to her. The basket on the ground was already empty, and there was not half a tomato left.
"There's something to say, there's something to say." Ye Xiaofei waved his fat pants with a smile on his face.
Got something to say? Luo Tingting trembled with anger.
I waited for the guy to have a dinner, and I didn't even bother to eat dinner. The most hateful thing is that when I waited until the middle of the night, that guy didn't even make a phone call. Who are you? It's just a matter of releasing the pigeons, at least a phone call to explain, right? The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night.
Suddenly, I heard the sister in the dormitory say that the guy was going to challenge Cheng Feng and defeat the rock giant with TR, what made her even more unacceptable was that he was drinking, why didn't he call me when he drank and ate? Why?
Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it. told the truth of the incident and a few good sisters in the dormitory, which immediately aroused public anger. A good sister suggested and orchestrated tonight's attack.
"Got something to say? Hmph, our family's Luo Tingting is already angry, you hurry up and say more. Among the beauties, one of them was tall in a blue pajamas.
Wow, there's lace news, peach news! At this time, almost all of the entire boys' dormitory building, except for the fat guy, were lying on the windowsill to watch the show.
There are many boys who worship Ye Xiaofei so much, and they can attract hatred to such a point, this guy is simply unprecedented, and the scorpion is the only one.
Man Sandao walked to the windowsill in his underwear, and the tension disappeared a lot. The main thing is that the boss's hatred is too good, properly dripping. Wave your hand down, "Hi, beauty." ”
"Three knives, hurry back and hide your eggs!" Ye Xiaofei glared at him fiercely, his eyes full of murderous energy. "If that little bird dares to show its head, I'll cut it!"
After a cold war, the brute three knives realized that his underwear was a little small, and the little bird was about to come out to breathe. I hurriedly went back and tied a sheet around my waist, so that it would always be fine.
The beauty screamed, and the chest slammed in. Almost all the people in the dormitory building were watching the excitement, such an embarrassing scene, to see how that kid ended.
Debts, debts, brute three knives looked at Ye Xiaofei, with sympathy in his eyes. I don't know where the boss got a lot of debts, and now so many fierce women are shouting outside the window, and his eight-foot strong man also feels a little frightened.
"Boss, you just admit it, go down and apologize, and explain clearly, what's there to toss? ……”
"Shut up! You know! "Ye Xiaofei is not bluffing in open crotch pants, the sword light and sword shadow, the sea of insects and hell have never seen anything, are you still afraid that a few yellow-haired girls will not succeed?
Not to mention, he really coaxed it......
(End of chapter)