Chapter 122: Confused
"Hey, isn't this an elder? It's a cameo again. ”
After the other party took off the scarf, Chen Fan recognized it at once, and was very shocked, although the appearance is ever-changing, but the eternal cheapness can be felt through the skin.
"Grow your head, I'm here to take your dog's life." The elder didn't admit it, and poured out the bag of sachets from his sleeve, grabbed a handful of powder and sprinkled it on Chen Fan's face.
"Phew~ You old poison, you actually sprinkled pepper, weird choking, dare to add more cumin?" Chen Fan struggled to flick his sleeves, but he still sucked in a lot.
"Yes, it's still barbecue-flavored, if you want it, I'll fulfill you." The elder shook his sleeve pocket on the other side, and another handful of powder was sprinkled down.
"I'll go, you guy, you really have it, I was joking just now, you won't be here to take revenge, right?" Chen Fan relented and begged for mercy again and again.
"Report your size, I'm not so careful, I'm here to do business, you feel a magic sense in the morning, that Zuo Alliance Master is a real host, it's rare to appear in the VR world, I can take action myself." As he spoke, the elder poured out the remaining powder and blew a few breaths violently, blowing all over the sky.
"So you mean, I can hug my thighs this time?"
The elder pouted and said: "Hold a ghost, I mean, I can watch the battle in person, the main force is still you, I'm just an assistant, I don't know why, in this ghost script, I can't use any of my own skills except for the ability of the parasite, the thief is irritable, do you know?" ”
"What? Are you a wreck? What's the use of that? Chen Fan couldn't help but roar.
"What? If you say it louder, I can't hear you. The elder pretended to be behind his ear, and sprinkled a hand of mustard powder by the way.
"I said, we should work together and sit down and think about what to do." Chen Fan held back his tears, squeezed out a few tears and smiled, his tongue and throat seemed to be burning hot, and he was almost speechless.
"Correct, it's you, not us, what else can be done to deal with NPCs, of course, you have to be tough." The elder put away the bags of ingredients and put the face towel back on.
"Aren't you poisonous? Just get some Western Regions poison, and then go directly to his food, and after fainting, you will be tied up and tortured to extract a confession, so you are not afraid that he will not recruit, so that the card will be successfully recovered? Chen Fan clapped his hands, and the question seemed to be very simple.
The elder's eyes widened and he glanced at Chen Fan with disdain, "The premise is that I have to be a Western Poison to do it." ”
"You're not old poison, what are you....." Chen Fan was puzzled.
The elder asked, "Do you know what the Central Plains Five Uniques are set in the plot?" ”
"What's it?"
"The east and the west are stupid and the north is stupid, and the people in the rivers and lakes like to call the five living treasures of the Central Plains."
"Poof~ Your identity is really bumpy." Chen Fan snorted and almost laughed, "It's better to call the southeast and northwest white, at least it's a thirteen-year-old starting style." ”
"Shut up, now I don't know any poison at all, and I'm not a Breaking Bad in the Western Regions, I'm just a dark cook in the setting, and it's rumored that as long as I eat the dishes I make, I'll become delirious, and people will go crazy." The elder reflected on the tragic experiences of his life.
"Then let's give that....Wouldn't it be good if the left alliance leader made a full banquet, and I guarantee that I can go crazy for ten days and half a month."
The boss said with a face: "Idiot, that guy knows me, he can't get close, and the food I cook can smell ten miles away, and the dung pit won't float so far if it is fried." ”
"In other words, the rivers and lakes still need to rely on me to save the extraordinary." Chen Fan stroked his bangs, feeling that the burden on his body was getting heavier and heavier.
"It's not the rivers and lakes that you're saving, it's just yourself." The elder points to the way.
"yes, yes, Mom, you haven't told me that if the game is over and I haven't managed to recover this card, will I never have a chance." Chen Fan was pierced, his momentum suddenly changed a lot, and suddenly he thought of something important.
The elder thought for a moment and said slowly: "It stands to reason that if you can bump into this guy next time you enter this dungeon, then the card should have been running on him all along, but if it is replaced by another NPC, it will be difficult to say." ”
"It's the same as not saying it, it's not right, it's still a little useful, it's not right, it's very useful, I've benefited a lot, and it's all open."
Chen Fan looked at the spice bag with a circle of dark cuisine pinned to his waist, and sighed in his heart that he couldn't be provoked, he couldn't be provoked, and took back what he had just said.
"Han Youyi, can you hear me? Can you ask a question? Chen Fan temporarily interrupted the game connection, cut to the outside and called the person in charge.
Han Youyi was very busy, and as soon as she heard someone calling her, she hurriedly picked up a paper and pen, "Is there a bug that needs to be filed?" ”
"It shouldn't be a BUG, right?,Zuo Lengzen in that martial arts copy.,Is it every game that appears? I think there's something unusual about his behavior. ”
Han Youyi consulted the database in the advanced authority, and then feedback: "That NPC's appearance rate seems to be quite high, basically you can see him in four out of five games, you say abnormal?" Can you elaborate on the situation? ”
"Oh, that's it, it's nothing, I just think that the Zuo League talks a little too much, and ah, that West Poison, he came to knock on my door at night, and muttered some words that I don't understand, it shouldn't matter." After Chen Fan asked what he wanted, he said a few more random words.
"It didn't affect the normal program of the game, if not, I didn't care about it for the time being, but I'll remember it first."
"Well, okay, thanks." Chen Fan regained the connection and re-entered the game.
"Let's go to the bedroom of the leader of the Left Alliance first, maybe there will be a harvest."
The sky is still bright, and it should be too late to go to the door now.
"You guy, you have to use me as a shield."
"Look at what you said, how tiring it is to make up a reason, there is just a ready-made one, no need to use it in vain."
"Shhhh
"Got it, got it."
Chen Fan imitated the snooping techniques in film and television dramas, first dipped some saliva on his fingers, and then gently pierced the layer of window paper, through the gap the size of a round hole, everything in the bedroom was at a glance.
"Old man Zuo is not in bed, there seems to be no one in the bedroom." Chen Fan changed his angle and swept from left to right, but he didn't see a single figure.
The elder stood aside and stared dryly, seeing that Chen Fan did not move slowly, he urged: "Your eyesight is not good, do you want to replace me." ”
"There's really no one, unless they're hiding on the beams." Chen Fan continued to squint, but in addition to antique calligraphy and paintings, there were some ornaments that could not tell the age, and none of them could be moved.
Suddenly, a pair of eyes appeared in Chen Fan's field of vision, and through the dim morning, the other party's eyes flashed with a dim dark green light, just staring at Chen Fan.
Chen Fan couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, and said tremblingly: "Someone... Person... See... Look at us..."