Chapter 17: Scream Dad, I'll Give It to You!
However, Char forgot one thing.
Although he didn't fall into a box, one person was almost made into a box by him when he landed.
Porshumi covered his hot face and stood up from the ground.
I have to sigh that the vitality of the people in this world is so tenacious, it's all right, eh...... It can't be said that it is okay, at least Porsimi's face, which was already flat enough in itself, is now obviously sunken into it, and it is almost impossible to see the nose.
At this time, his image was very embarrassed, covered in mud, and nosebleeds kept flowing from his sunken nose.
Although his mind was still a little dazed, it did not prevent Porsime from staring at the culprit in front of him with an angry face, no wonder, anyone who was suddenly interrupted by someone in the middle of pretending to be 13 would be as sad and angry as him, not to mention that his situation could be said to be directly stepped on in the face, which was more serious than a slap in the face!
There is no face left!
Everything is gone!
It's all the fault of this guy with a strange mask in front of you!
"Who the hell are you!"
Porsimi let out a defeated dog's wail.
However, Char ignored him, because just now, a large gray bag was affected by the impact of Char's fall before, and fell from the tree, just in front of Char.
This big bag is the one that Ace snatched before, and it is also the one that Pol Xiumi was robbed of, and it is also the one where the big red envelope Char is looking for is located!
At this moment, everyone's eyes were attracted to this big bag.
"Hahaha!"
"I'll just say, it's mine after all, it's mine, and it doesn't take much effort to get it!"
Char smirked, bent down to pick up the big bag, opened the mouth of the bag, ignored the bundles of Bailey displayed in front of him, reached in and pulled out a big golden red envelope.
Bite!
The beautiful voice of the system mother sounded in my ears.
"Congratulations to the master!"
"Get a big red envelope!"
"This red envelope is a password red envelope, please complete the password and receive it."
"Big red envelope password: Call Dad, I'll give it to you!"
Char: "......"
The smug laughter came to an abrupt end, and Char looked confused.
???
What does this password mean?
Is it because I call it Dad to give me a red envelope, and if I don't call it, I won't give it, is that what it means?
When did the red envelope uncle become so awesome, aren't the passwords of the usually password red envelopes all some middle and second lines, last time, last time, when did it change to this style?
Is it just because this is a big red envelope?
How can this be, I finally accepted this setting, and now you say that if you change the style, you will change the style, have you considered my feelings, why do you make me embarrassed, and this kind of thing is more difficult to say, okay!
Fuck your sister's red envelope uncle......
Char stood still, messy in the wind.
On the other end, Porshumi looked at the money bag in Char's hand with fiery eyes, and even his anger towards Char was temporarily suppressed by him, hahaha, God help me, as long as this fund is snatched back, he doesn't have to worry about facing Captain Broujam who can't explain, and his life is finally saved!
"Hey!"
"The guy in front, quickly hand over the bag in your hand, Lao Tzu can surround your life!"
Porshumi commanded Char.
Char was immediately unhappy.
What's it called, don't you see I'm struggling?
Besides, who are you, you can give it if you say it, if I just give it with both hands, then I don't want Char's face! You don't have to come out to mix it up in the future!
If this thing gets out, where will you let the face of those who have been cheated, angry, and tricked by me go! Yes! You're going to slap everyone in the face!
Thinking so, Xia Adam immediately glared and said, "Call Dad, I'll give it to you!" ”
Maybe it was because Porshumi's head was trampled on by Char and became a little unbright, after hearing Char's words, the whole person was stunned, and subconsciously shouted: "Dad......"
“……”
For a moment, the audience was silent, and the atmosphere on the scene suddenly froze.
There was a moment of silence.
Everyone looked at Porsimi dumbfounded, stunned, as if they couldn't believe what they had just heard.
“……”
Char glared again: "Get out!" ”
"I don't have a stupid son like you!"
"You're ......!!"
Porsimi finally realized what a shameful thing he had just said, and at this time he came back to his senses and became angry!
"Ahhhhh!!!h
"Stinky little ghost, you dare to humiliate me like this, I'm going to kill you!! I'm going to peel your scalp alive and hang your head on a mountain of garbage! ”
Porshumi was furious, his face burst into blue tendons, a pair of red angry eyes bloomed with crazy killing intent, staring at Char angrily, he wanted to tear it in half immediately!
"Stinky little ghost! Suffer death! ”
Porshumi roared, his muscles swelled as if they were about to explode, and his whole body rushed towards Char like a raging bison!
Char watched calmly as Porshumi rushed over.
In his hand, he silently took out the defective bamboo dragonfly that he had put away before.
I thought to myself, if this guy dared to take a step closer, he would press the bamboo dragonfly on the crotch of the other party's pants!
Anyway, no matter where this thing is mounted on the body, it can fly as long as the switch is turned on, whether it is attached to the butt or the crotch of the pants.
The only problem is in the brainwave reception signal, after all, the signal installed below is definitely not as strong as the signal installed on the head, not to mention that this bamboo dragonfly is still a defective product, Char has already figured it out, this thing is not only a problem of flight trajectory deviation, the signal acceptance is particularly bad, if Char is not NT awakened, the mental power is strong, and he really can't control it.
By the way, when landing at high speed just now, if Char hadn't forcibly used strong brain waves to control the speed of the bamboo dragonfly, then not to mention the big man in front of him now, even he himself would have turned into meat sauce.
Hehe, when the time comes, put him on the crotch of his pants and fly uncontrollably to the white sea at 7,000 meters.
Let yourself fly so much!
Your chickens don't want to take a holiday today!
Char let out a dangerous laugh and thought ill-intentionedly.
The speed at which Porshumi erupted was too fast, and the power of his anger made him turn into a berserker, and in the blink of an eye, he was close to Char, his right hand clenched into a fist, and he slammed it down!
Char's eyes froze, just as he was about to install the bamboo dragonfly in his hand.
A nice voice sounded in his ears again!
"Ding!"
"The red envelope password is complete."
"The big red envelope has been successfully received!"
"Congratulations, you've earned Legacy of Martial Arts: Street Fighter (SSR)!"
[EXP +200, Wealth +100,000, Gold Finger +20]
(Big red envelope cheat benefit x10 times!! )
……
In an instant, time around Char slowed down, and Porshumi slammed into his fist, close in front of him, but completely frozen as if frozen.
It's as if the pause button has been pressed on pause for a movie that's playing.
Time in the world was stopped at this moment, and only his mind could move.