In fact, Ba Shen had an even more unfortunate childhood than Vardy.

Vardy was just a father who had gone away and his mother had always been with him, but when he was two years old, his biological parents abandoned him, and if he hadn't been adopted by an Italian couple, the name Ba Shen might not have existed.

In his previous life, many people thought that Balotelli had such a perverse personality, and I am afraid that this factor was not absent.

That's why Vardy sometimes feels like he should take care of Balotelli, after all, he snatched Balotelli's tease title, even though he doesn't seem to be a few years older than him at the moment.

No, the god of Ba is in trouble again.

It was nothing to take my brother for a drive to Brescia, and even the car was borrowed from Vardy.

But the problem is that while passing through a women's prison, Balotelli suddenly wants to go in and see, as if something in the depths of his soul is attracted, and his curiosity prompts him to step on the gas pedal frantically and rush all the way to the prison gate.

Balotelli is still alive thanks to the mercy of the guards, because the heavily armed guards were already aiming at him, but Yi Zhiren did not shoot.

Needless to say, Balotelli was detained there for half an hour, and then taken into the police station and squatted for half a day before finally being picked up by Inter.

This thing is really a child who doesn't grow up, or rather, he only has one brain cell.

There are some things, as long as he finds it interesting and interesting, then he will not think about the consequences, and will do it first.

If you are a normal person, who would break into a women's prison in this way, it would be good if you were not prosecuted for attempting to rob the prison.

Because of this incident, Mancini was furious, originally there was a Vardy in the team was enough for his brain, and now there is an unconscious Balotelli, is this the rhythm that makes his hair fall out every minute?

How can a genius who plays football have quirks?

But this time he really couldn't spare Balotelli, so Mancini put Balotelli in the reserves, and when he had reflected, he would come back.

At the end of the session, Balotelli came to Vardy with a bitter face for comfort.

"Obviously, the prison gate is open, I'm just curious to go in and have a look, how can I do it? Do you need to make such a big move? ”

Balotelli's aggrieved look is indeed very interesting, after all, he is still only a 17-year-old child.

Of course, Vardy is a 20-year-old.

Vardy rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Even if you want to go into the women's prison to have a look, you can't rush in so stunned, people didn't really kill you, you should thank their subordinates for their mercy, what else do you complain about!" ”

"Driving a car on a rampage, even a prison guard wouldn't do that, even if you sneak up from the back wall!"

"Then why don't you take me and sneak over the wall to have a look? I'm genuinely curious! ”

Balotelli looked at Vardy wistfully and pleaded.

Vardy choked on a word and was completely defeated by Balotelli!

I'll take you over the wall to attack the women's prison at night?

How did you come up with it?

It's really Nyima...... Hey, it's a bit exciting!

But as soon as this thought appeared, he shook his head vigorously and dispelled it from his mind.

He who did not die like this!

Tease is not without a bottom line, and you can't joke with life.

If it is discovered, it is a trivial matter to lose face, but it was really shot to death by an unwitting prison guard, and the opportunity to cross was wasted!

"Can't your brain be normal?" Vardy raised his voice and yelled at Balotelli: "I'll take you over the wall to explore the women's prison, what do you think is a game?" ”

"Don't say anything else, if I am discovered, I can run fast, and I can barely run away, but what can you do, can you outrun me?"

Balotelli shook his head stupidly, if that was the case, then he must have been the one who was caught.

It's like saying that when you encounter a tiger in the forest, you don't need to run faster than the tiger, you just need to run faster than everyone else.

"What then? I just want to check it out! ”

Balotelli was frustrated, like a little kid who had been robbed of a lollipop.

Sure enough, in Balotelli's world, there is no such thing as normal procedure.

"Can't you just go through the regular route and apply for a visit to the women's prison? Idiot! ”

Vardy scolded angrily, chatting with Balotelli, he really had enough.

Then he watched as Barot looked at Vardy with a wistful look, completely taking Vardy as a leaner.

Even if Balotelli doesn't speak, Vardy knows what he means.

Obviously, he just wanted Vardy to take him there, and it was better to have Vardy to cover than to mess around on his own.

"Okay, when you score a hat-trick, I'll take you there!"

Jamie Valdy pouted and made a promise, but he didn't take it to heart because he didn't think Balotelli would be able to score a hat-trick easily, and he was already doing a great job of scoring in his limited playing time.

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that Balotelli was a little stunned by the women's prison, and after returning to the first team, he talked about a hat-trick all day long in training, and was not idle for a moment.

Vardy was really afraid that his unintentional promise would drive Balotelli crazy, and wondered if he should take him there another day?

......

In the 15th round of the league, Inter Milan hosted the challenge of the capital team Torino.

The relationship between Torino and Inter Milan is good, after all, they used to have a common enemy, Juventus, but after the phone gate, the entire Serie A force was reshuffled, and it is difficult to say who has a good relationship with whom and who has an enmity with whom.

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that he was actually given a system task before the game, and it was a restrictive task, requiring him to fall less than 10 times in the game.

It was strange and completely unexpected.

With systematic urine, shouldn't you encourage yourself to fall and make a fool of yourself on the court?

How can you limit the number of times you fall?

Although the rewards are not very rich, it feels like this task is a point giveaway!

It is normal to fall in a football game, regardless of the accidental slip factor, falling in the process of confrontation with the opponent is simply commonplace, let alone ten, if it is softer, it is not impossible to fall six or six times in a game.

However, Vardy feels that if he is careful, he can move more flexibly and get as little entanglement as possible with his opponents, and it seems that he will have no problem limiting the number of falls to 10.

But it wasn't until the day of the game that Vardy understood the intention of the system, and looking at the goose feathers and snow falling from the sky, Vardy was not good.

He knew that the system would not be so kind, so he dug the pit here!

Although the field has been urgently cleaned out by the court staff, after a while, the lawn is another white layer.

Don't say that you don't fight against other people's bodies, even if you slip by yourself, it is estimated that you will fall more than ten times!

Especially for a player with outstanding explosiveness like Vardy, he stepped on the ground vigorously during the start-up process, and if he changed to usual, it would be fine, but now he is basically a slippery one, and it is strange not to fall!

Alas, this broken system, forget it!

At the end of the warm-up, the players were covered with snow on their heads, and although it was not as heavy as just now, there were still snowflakes.

The referee team discussed it and communicated with the two clubs, and decided that the game should continue as usual, after all, the vision was not affected too much, but the snow game was a little more difficult.

Back in the dressing room, Vardy didn't hesitate to put on his trousers, if he wasn't allowed to wear a hat, he would have been fully armed.

It's so cold!

While the ultra-low temperatures and bad weather didn't dampen the enthusiasm of the fans, watching the fans bounce around in the stands to keep warm, Vardy was worried that they were jumping so evenly that they caused a resonance and collapsed the stands.

At this time, Vardy no longer thought about the mission, because he knew that even if he didn't fight against others, he would probably fall more than ten times just because of the ground slide.

Anyway, there is no punishment for failing the mission, so it should be treated as no task!

Sure enough, he was right in his thinking, because after the game started, he had already fallen three times before he had even touched the ball.

The body's memory is very difficult to change, and it starts violently, and this action alone makes Vardy fall enough to choke so that slowly, Vardy begins to start slowly.

Starting from fifth gear to first gear, it's really uncomfortable!

Playing in the snow not only brings great inconvenience to running, but also has a greater impact when dribbling.

It's like just now, Vardy stopped the ball, and wanted to make a passing move to step on the ball to the left but suddenly dialed right to quickly change direction, but what he didn't expect was that when he stepped on the ball to the left, because the ground was too slippery, the ball was squeezed to the right, and there was still a long distance away from him, and at this time, his center of gravity had not had time to change and was leaning to the left.

It turned out that Jamie Gundy had conceded the goal, and it was still a ridiculous low-level mistake.

Even the opposition defenders didn't expect Vardy to make a mistake, as if they had picked up a gift bag that fell from the sky, and they couldn't close their mouths!

And then the fans enjoyed Vardy's rare compilation of mistakes -

Stop, slip....

Change of direction, slippery...

Passing, slipping...

Shoot, slip...

Didn't do anything,...

Vardy was going to cry, not to play like that.

It's a ghost of the system.,Although I'm good at explosiveness.,The adaptability to the snow is not very strong.,But it's not so bad balance, right?

Where is this still kicking football, it is clearly here to perform fancy falls!

Although he didn't have any hope of completing the task, he also had a certain fluke mentality, in case it was completed!

But fifteen minutes before the game started, there was no need to take any chances, because he had already fallen more than ten times!

Vardy was a little angry and stepped on the lawn a few times to vent his frustration, this ball can't be kicked!

As a result, the slip ......