Chapter 72: Children who often watch the animal world know that gay monkeys also exist!
"Actually, sir, I also plan to write an open letter to the planning department, asking them, is it because they don't have enough IQ, or if they don't have enough IQ, why are the challenge tasks designed so weak? Master, I don't feel any difficulty at all when I play~"
Yuwen Xiuce raised his head, found a suitable angle, and made a look of looking up at the starry sky in broad daylight, which can be called a nervous ...... Uh, magical!
"Once I sent out such a tactfully worded and profound email, the development team no longer had enough intelligence, and I knew that this S-level challenge was completed by me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ info In this way, you're my teammate, and you're a carnivorous livestock teammate who operates sparsely, and a battle like a challenge mission that will definitely be abused into fertilizer by clicking on the mouse, must be done by me, and the challenge evaluation will naturally be S-level, if not, it's really weird. β
"What does it mean to operate a sloppy carnivorous livestock teammate?" Bing Miao glanced at someone.
"Ahem, in short, the current strategy is to be honest and open-minded!" Yuwen Xiuce said seriously, "In this way, it is simple and effective, and it can be called - perfect~"
"If you imitate Venus again, be careful, and one day you will find a German to marry!" Bing Miao cursed.
"Master, I'm as straight as ...... The towering spruce on the side of the road is like a spruce, not to mention bending, without any curvature! β
This kind of major question of right and wrong must not be ambiguous!
Otherwise, if the author mistakenly thinks that he has a curvature, not only did he not arrange a concubine, but also arranged a little minister......
Let's not talk about how hard my future days will be, the author estimates that he will definitely have to go in and transform for a few years because of writing essays!
Write about the concubine and endure it, write about the little minister?
It's so yellow! This must be shot!
[Author: biu~biubiu~]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Is your family shooting biu? Look, it should be snapped! Ahββββββh......h Elder brother. Didn't hit it...... Damn, pa, pa, pa, pa-]
[Author: Your sister...... Is tying up the prisoner and shooting it?! I watch a few films, don't lie to me! γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: ...... What I just wanted to say is, the execution of the big brother...... If you don't wear glasses again. You're going to clean up all the gunmen! Are you here to shoot me or rob the court......]
[Author: No matter how poor you are, I will shoot you!] I don't need glasses, I just use the barrel of the gun and put the gun on my cheek! γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: It's too expensive for you to shoot people like this......! ] And, what if I'm so constipated that I didn't get a shot? Pay two guns at once! γ
[Author: Tell me what you eat, the bullets can't penetrate it?!] γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: Wait a while, I'll flip through the previous chapters to find it!] γ
[Author: ......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Found it! ] Great Heaven and Earth, Dragon and Tiger, King Kong, Angry Eyes, Bodhisattva, Twelve Arhats, Gold, Silver, Bronze, Holy Relic, Amitabha, Buddha Dan! γ
[Author: You said that the copper-plated lead ball is not over!] You don't have to work so hard......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: I am very uncomfortable when you suddenly don't love water......]
[Author: You left the Great Heaven and Earth Dragon Tiger King Kong Angry Eyes Bodhisattva Twelve Arhats Gold Silver Bronze Holy Relic Amitabha Buddha Dan, and again the Great Heaven and Earth Dragon Tiger King Kong Angry Eyes Bodhisattva Twelve Arhats Gold Silver Bronze Holy Relic Amitabha Buddha Dan, the Great Heaven and Earth Dragon Tiger King Kong Angry Eyes Bodhisattva Twelve Arhats Gold and Silver Bronze Holy Relic Amitabha Buddha Dan, this chapter also says that the Great Heaven and Earth Dragon Tiger King Kong Angry Eyes Bodhisattva Twelve Arhats Gold and Silver Bronze Holy Relic Amitabha Buddha Dan. Have you considered the feelings of your readers?! γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: Wow, the author I know is back again~]
[Author: Don't applaud, thank you for your support and encouragement!] That's what our red scarves should do! γ
[Reader: Which eye did you see me applauding?] I'm especially rubbing the turtle faction qigong, and after a while, I will rub a wave drum to kill you! γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: Kamahameha! γ
[Author: What are you calling blindly......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: I'm dubbing...... What do you think? The original turtle school qigong qi song actor oh~]
[Author: What is excellent? γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]
[Author: Honestly hand over the inventory, I'll leave you a way to live~! γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: It's a pity that you don't go in for two years to renovate......]
Get back to business.
Bing Miao saw that Yuwen Xiuce had easily solved the problem, and complained casually: "Why did you scare me when you knew it was so easy to solve!" Could it be ...... Are you deceiving me that the spikes of my newly bought spikes are not sharp enough to break through your cheeky defenses? And you still tempt me with such a thing as a black home server, what a waste of feelings! Be honest. Did you do it on purpose? β
"yes, it had to be on purpose." Xiuce lightly dodged the oncoming spiked shoes. The expression is playful.
After Bingmiao threw out the spiked shoes, she focused all her attention on the challenge task, watching the character in the waiting room slow to move, she couldn't help but feel anxious, and shouted, "What are you waiting for? Rush, boy! Let's run hard in the sunset! β
"Roger!" Yuwen Xiuce immediately changed to a serious ground face.
"White Yasha Yuwen Xiuce. Sortie! After shouting, someone controlled the night god moon and rushed into the challenge field.
"Look at your fat-headed and big-eared appearance, are you a rescuer invited by the monkey?"
Yuwen Xiuce was talking to himself and having a good time, and Bingmiao, who was watching from the side, was quite speechless.
Let's not mention how naΓ―ve the incision just now, you can't even see the system when you kill the monkey. They've sent orangutans to punish you!
Are you trying to elicit Sailor Moon? It's an orangutan, not a star! Even if you kill it, the next girl who represents the moon will appear!
The giant orangutan in the middle of the field, well, let's call him King Kong for now. I don't know if it's because of the long wait, but I'm a little annoyed at this time, and from the moment I saw the night god moon appear, I began to beat my chest angrily with my thick arms like a stone pier, making a loud noise.
"It's a little troublesome," Yuwen Xiuce said suddenly.
"What's wrong?" Bingmiao glanced at her character, there was no problem......
"This sound slows down the character's movements. It is estimated that it is a mandatory setting such as mental shock or sonic influence, and it is estimated that it will become more obvious as the distance gets closer. Yuwen Xiuce increased his hand speed as he spoke.
"I still can't see it......" Bing Miao said with a confused expression.
"I can't see it, but I can feel the stagnation during the operation." Someone continued to speed up the operation as he spoke, also to better test the specificity of this negative effect.
Before the battle officially began, Yuwen Xiuce patiently controlled the character to approach the target in a roundabout way, avoiding the cold arrow of King Kong at the same time. Better adapt to this feeling of condensation.
The ability to observe and judge in battle can not only easily distinguish a master from a rookie, but also a huge threshold for a master to advance to the Hall of Fame player.
How can you capture more information from the boss's every move and reasonably infer the attack abilities that the boss might have? What's even more difficult is that all of this needs to be done in a dynamic rather than a static process.
After King Kong felt the Night God Moon gradually approaching, he stopped hammering his chest, and slammed his fists the ground, and the whole person was ...... Belch...... Whole Star ...... Belch. Whole Monkey ...... Rushing towards the night god moon. This was followed by the sound of the whistling wind coming from the speakers, and the violent tremor of the picture when the feet stepped on the ground......
It was as if standing on the highway and facing a Steyr heavy-duty truck traveling at 100 kilometers per hour, so depressed that it was hard to breathe.
This terrifying momentum can scare ordinary players, but for Yuwen Xiuce, it's really the same......
Who is Yuwen Xiuze? Six-year-old open convertible soared to 300 miles!
[Yuwen Xiuce: I can't stand this special blowing! ] γ
[Author: Is it too exaggerated? Then you can adjust it yourself......]
Who is Yuwen Xiuze? At the age of six and two days, he opened the open top and soared to 300 miles!
[Yuwen Xiuce: Whew-, this is much better. Even if art needs to be exaggerated, it can't be too far away from reality! γ
[Author: ....... Come here, I'll beat you to death gently! γ
Back to business......
In the process of King Kong's breakthrough, the center of gravity sank suddenly, and before he could make the next move, Yuwen Xiuce took the lead in changing the direction of travel.
When King Kong kicked the ground hard and jumped off, the disguise just in time played an important role. The blow of King Kong after landing on the ground was comparable to that of the Night God Moon. The empty fist slammed into the ground with the fluctuation of the air current, hammering out a small crater and several spiderweb-like cracks.
Under Bing Miao's dumbfounded gaze, Xiuce controlled the character to make the first custom move in the battle - pole vault ......!
That's right. It's like pole vault in athletics. It's just more like a simplified version of it, there is no gradual acceleration of the run, no slow and graceful back bend and stagnation, just a stretch of the spear to the ground, flying up and doing a somersault.
"Good! Beautifully turned! Don't run forward in the future, just flip and walk! β
Styling control Bingmiao said that it must feel great to be in a hurry like this~
"With your little custom action energy, you can't move if you flip twice in a row......"
Yuwen Xiuce signaled to let Bing Miao return to reality from the imaginary world, didn't he see that the energy gauge had already gone down?
So in a hurry...... Even if the energy is enough, it is not realistic...... It's too dizzy to watch.
Unlike Bing Miao, who watched the excitement, Yuwen Xiuce used a spear to do this action to support the somersault, not just to be handsome. Although the blow that King Kong flew over just now, the fist immediately hit the ground, according to the precedent of this thing before beating his chest from afar to make others slow down, the possibility of shaking the night god moon is quite large, and even flying or falling down is very likely.
Imagine lying down in front of a giant orangutan nearly four meters tall and grumpy with a tantrum ......
Ahem, the picture is so beautiful that it is really impossible to look at directly......
It's your luck to kill you directly!
Bad luck? Do you know what happened to the girl in the movie version of King Kong......
Then she ran into a gentleman monkey, what if the other party is not a gentleman......?
After dodging King Kong's ground shock, he naturally took a detour around his back, preparing to sneak attack the opponent's back.
After King Kong missed, he was even more unhappy, standing upright again, waving his pillar-thick arm and slapping his chest, and the character on the screen fell into a stagnation again.
This exaggerated negative state, even the rolling action was more or less affected, but fortunately, the boss did not move at this time, so Yuwen Xiuce still smoothly went around the back of King Kong.
"You...... You want...... Do......! Bing Miao's voice suddenly trembled violently, as if she had foreseen something terrifying.
"This still needs to be asked~Of course, it's the weakness of the attack boss~"
Someone was smiling gloatingly, his subordinates operated in an orderly manner, controlled the spear in the hand of the night god moon, aimed at the position two inches below King Kong's tail, and stabbed it without hesitation!
That's right! Not stabbed, but stabbed...... Get in!
Bing Miao took the lead and let out an extremely miserable howl before King Kong, "Ahhhhhhhhh My gunβ"
Cover your eyes, I really can't bear to look at it anymore.
It's over, it's all over......
Even if Xiu Ce succeeds in unlocking the spear's custom combat moves with an S-rank evaluation, he probably won't want to use the spear again......
In the future, when you use the spear to kill monsters, every time you wield it, you will feel that the head of the spear is poisonous! Nima is still a biochemical poison ......!
You don't need to puncture the monster's body, just stick the spear head under the monster's nose, and the monster will die instantly!
Bingmiao was all gone, ready to go out for a walk and relax. At this moment, Yuwen Xiuce suddenly whispered, and Bing Miao subconsciously turned her head and looked back.
"What's wrong?" Seeing that the other party's expression was very weird, Bing Miao asked nervously.
"That...... The gun can't be pulled out......"
Yuwen Xiuce hesitated, some wanted to laugh, but he was worried that Bingmiao's stimulation was too strong, so he wanted to stop talking.
"Hemp...... Masaka! Bingmiao was so stimulated that she no longer spoke.
"But it also says a thing!" Seeing that Bingmiao's mental state was not good, someone hurriedly changed the topic.
"What...... Issue? Bing Miao asked in a daze.
This shows that King Kong's sphincter is often exercised! It's a gay monkey! β
Yuwen Xiuce was as excited as if Columbus had discovered a new world, and if it weren't for the fact that the battle was still in progress, he would probably have jumped up.
"Gay monkey?!" Bingmiao was really scared this time.
"This has actually been confirmed in the biological world, but the first time I saw it in reality, I was still a little inexplicably excited~" Yuwen Xiuce couldn't hide his excitement and continued: "Moreover, as a gay monkey, it will definitely be stabbed by a gun often~ Not only will this blow just now not hurt it, I suspect that if it has lost blood before, it will increase blood this time!" β
"Don't be poor ...... first," Bingmiao pointed to the ...... in the hands of her character on the screen. Gun...... Uh, stick, said angrily, "Where's my gun?!" β
"Festival mourning......" Yuwen Xiuce told everything with a sad look, "Even if you get it back, you won't use it again...... Believe me! β
Bing Miao didn't say a word, turned her head and was about to go around the back of the desk to unplug the power.
"Ya Yan Butterfly-" Yuwen Xiuce howled, shuddering in fright, "The spear can still be used...... Listen to me slowly! (To be continued.) )