Chapter 2: Black Mountain Heads Carrying the Handle

With the help of a road ghost armor, the camera froze the photo of Chen Mo and the bull head and horse face, Chen Mo stood in the middle, the left hand of the cow head, and the right hand of the horse face, which was still quite domineering.

After the group photo, the three continued on their way.

When the car entered Guangliang, Chen Mo's eyes were opened, this is really a bustling metropolis, with thin and sharp ghost towers reaching into the sky, and beautiful vines covering the streets of the entire city.

The ghosts who come and go, most of them are full of arrogance, as if to say, I am a city ghost, my job is an official ape, I have a car, a house and a deposit, I have a son and a daughter and a mistress...

"This is really a good place, Guangliang No. 2 Middle School, it should be also very awesome, it's really cool to be a fellow countryman with King Bao Yan, I really have to thank my grandfather's grandfather's second cousin..."

Looking at the bustling street scene, Chen Mo muttered happily to himself.

However, Ma Mian drove across the city.

It didn't stop!

All the way to the suburbs...

"The dignified Guangliang No. 2 Middle School is not in the urban area? Forget it, the suburbs are also very good, the environment is quiet and elegant, suitable for studying..."

Seeing the bustling city gradually moving away from him, Chen Mo secretly comforted himself.

The car passed through the suburbs.

It didn't stop!!

Instead, drive towards a dark, high mountain of stones...

"Principal Chen, Guangliang No. 2 Middle School has arrived!"

The car stopped, and Niu Tou said to Chen Mo with a smile.

"Damn, play with me, right? What about Guangliang No. 2 Middle School? What about schools? Eaten by both of you, brothers? Is your school made of grass? What about playing? ”

Looking at a thatched house in front of the car, Chen Mo was furious, and he really wanted to tear up these two living treasures.

"Uh... Principal Chen, you dissipate your anger, this is really Guangliang No. 2 Middle School, I don't believe you look at the brand. ”

The cow head pointed in the direction of the thatched hut with a look of injustice.

I saw that an A4 white paper was pasted on the wooden door of the thatched house, and six large characters were written crookedly with a pencil on the paper:

'Guangliang No. 2 Middle School'

Chen Mo glared vigorously and rubbed it repeatedly.

"Peaty, do you dare to waste some more and write with a gel pen... Poof..."

Chen Mo spit out a mouthful of black blood on the spot and fainted.

"Ahh Principal Chen... You... Don't splash your blood on my clothes, the shirt you just bought yesterday, Armani's..."

The cow's head screamed in pain, and quickly wiped his clothes with toilet paper.

"Ahh Principal Chen, you... My leather seats, crocodile..."

Ma Mian screamed.

Subsequently, the two ghosts directly pulled Chen Mo out of the back of the car and threw him on the ground.

Wipe your clothes with toilet paper and wipe your car.

"The land... Land... The new head of Montenegro is here, come out to greet your boss... land..."

The bull head and horse stood on the small dirt slope, you snorted, I snorted, and there was hysteria for a while.

"Who? It's so noisy, it's early in the morning, I don't know if others are busy! ”

A cloud of black smoke rose in front of the thatched house, and a white-bearded old man on crutches appeared.

"Land Lord, your boss was so happy just now that he fainted, that... Our brother had something to do, so he left first. ”

The bull head muttered weakly, and ran to the co-pilot with a puff of smoke.

Ma Mian helped Chen Mo against a big rock, grinned at the landlord, and hurriedly got into the car and ran away with one foot on the accelerator.

"Two melon babies, I'll take your lungs, boss... Top dog... No, it's the principal... Headmaster..."

The land blew his beard, glared at the two ghosts, came to Chen Mo's side, grabbed Chen Mo's ears, and called out louder than the other.

"Ahem... You can't pinch people... Lao Tzu's eardrums are all shouted by you to bleed. ”

Chen Mo coughed and finally woke up.

"Ahem... This is an old age... Forgetful, forgetful... Headmaster, you're finally here, and the whole school is waiting for you. ”

The land looked at Chen Mo with a smile.

"Come to your sister, a thatched hut that is not as big as a toilet, this is also called a school?"

Chen Mo glanced at the thatched hut and almost fainted again.

"Uh... This is our school's security room, don't be surprised by the principal! ”

The land smiled kindly.

"Guardhouse? This security room is too retro, isn't it... I'm not as good as a salted fish! ”

Chen Mo wanted to cry without tears and said with a wry smile.

Next, as the pioneer of the cheerleading team to greet the principal, the land led the way to the school building and introduced the school.

"Principal, our Guangliang No. 2 Middle School has been established for 63 years and has cultivated countless 'elites', but it still adheres to the educational philosophy of 'truth-seeking, enterprising, pioneering and innovative'.

"It takes at least two hours to walk from east to west, and in this era when every inch of land is valuable, the real estate of our school is quite abundant, and our school is rich in products, such as granite and marble."

"The most important thing is that the teachers in our school are 'not asking for anything in return', and the students in our school are 'serious and hardworking and never skip class', and the annual promotion rate is as high as less than 90%, which is the first from the bottom in the entire Guangliang, no, it is the last school..."

Listening to the introduction of the land and walking the rocky mountain road, Chen Mo's heart is cool and cool.

However, the land did not panic, the two walked for an hour before they came to the school teaching building, the area of the school is really large...

This teaching building is not simple, but a row of neatly arranged caves, showing the crystallization of the wisdom of the great working people!

That's right, it's a cave!

This is no ordinary cave, this is a cave made out of stone.

Seeing this so-called teaching building, Chen Mo was 'happy' with tears in his eyes.

"Welcome to the principal, hello principal..."

At this time, two aunts in their early forties came out of the No. 1 cave, with scorched skin, single eyelids, high nose bridge, and a particularly beautiful smile, just like a carbonized morning glory.

"Headmaster, these two are the famous alchemy teachers of our school, the second grandmother of Montenegro and the third grandmother of Montenegro."

The land hurriedly introduced Chen Mo to the school's excellent teachers.

Chen Mo hurriedly followed the two junior brothers, not the alchemy teacher, and waved his hand enthusiastically.

"What about Grandma Montenegro?"

"Hey~... Grandma, because the perennial alchemy was too dark, she was unfortunately reincarnated with skin cancer, which is a huge loss for the school. ”

The face of the land was sad.

"Ahem~ Smoke for a few more years, these two will be fast, and they will have to be reincarnated! That's right! How is Cave 2 empty? ”

Chen Mo smiled speechlessly.

"Cave No. 2, that's the principal's office and residence, how is it, isn't it very domineering."

The land hastened to explain.

"Domineering peat, what's so domineering in a cave..."

Chen Mo was angry and wanted to go berserk...

"Hello Headmaster..."

Next is Cave No. 3, Cave No. 4...

There are a total of eight caves, No. 1 Alchemy Pavilion, No. 2 Principal's Office, No. 3 Ghost Art Pavilion, No. 4 Tibetan Soldier Pavilion, No. 5 Imperial Dining Room, No. 6 Inner Gate Disciple Pavilion, No. 7 Outer Gate Disciple Pavilion, and No. 8 Council Pavilion.

Eight caves, two alchemy teachers, two ghost masters, a security guard who guards weapons, two cooking aunts, three inner disciples, eight outer disciples, and a director of academic affairs (land).

Chen Mo calculated, plus himself, there are a total of 20 teachers and students in the school, oh yes, there is also a little white fox that can talk.

If it weren't for the fact that Chen Mo is a good person, he cares about the people of the world and wants to contribute to the education of the prefecture without asking for anything in return. He's going to definitely pat his ass and leave, and take all the deposits with him...

However, one of the ghost teachers is as beautiful as a flower, with white and tender skin, two slender and long legs, two shallow dimples when she laughs, and a sweet voice, which is a great beauty once in a thousand years.

Of course, this is not the main reason for Chen Mo to stay, it is secondary, definitely secondary...