Chapter 20: Pretending to be a ghost
After Xia Hou solved the physiological problem, he found that his kidneys and stomach were getting better and better, and he could hold on for more than ten hours casually.
But his left hand was a little inconvenient, a little painful, and his movements were not flexible, Xia Hou didn't care, he ate a little food casually, Xia Hou hid under the bed in room 002, slew, and entered the game.
After a long time, Xiahou's figure under the bed slowly began to fade, and then disappeared......
Back to before, after Xia Hou went online, his ghost body was still squatting in the corner and was not harmed, it seems that it is safe for the ghost body to be forced offline.
Looking up, Jia Rudao was still digging for the Fool's Gold, and the group of demons were lying on the Fool's Gold Heap, like dragons who liked things they didn't need.
“1,2,3,4……”
There were a total of 13 ghosts lying on this pile of fools.
Strange, how could the devil like gold?
Xiahou was puzzled, forget it, let's walk around.
Xiahou wandered around the mine in all directions, and at the end of a mine road, Xiahou turned around there a few times, and found a white circle of light, focusing on it, which showed the system's introduction to it:
White Copy: The discovery of gold and iron ore
Number of dungeons: 1~2 people
Brief description: 500 years ago, this area was occupied by a group of bandits, who found yellow iron ore here, which looked like natural doghead gold, hence the name gold iron ore. Because of the discovery of iron ore, this gang of bandits began to become well-equipped, strong, and powerful, and then for the sake of disaster in the village, they wantonly robbed and slaughtered villages and towns, killed people and set fires, and did all kinds of evil. Now there is an urgent need for heroes and heroes to do the right thing for heaven and eliminate harm for the people.
Friendly reminder: This quest is a one-time continuous dungeon, the white dungeon disappears after the player opens it, and the green dungeon - gold and iron ore mining is opened. After entering the dungeon, the player cannot give up and quit halfway, and can only exit the dungeon after destroying all the bandits. It is said that the bandits robbed a large amount of treasure and buried it in the mine.
It turns out that this is a copy.,If I have the ability to drain people's souls from those demons.,I can go in and try it now.,It's a pity no.,Let's go when I understand the situation.。
Xiahou put down the matter of the copy first, and walked around, but found no evil ghosts in other places, and there were only 23 of them on the Fool's Gold in the entire mine.
After learning about the situation in the mine, Xia Hou thought about his next move, repeatedly deduced, and made a plan.
After wandering around for a long time and thinking for a long time, Xiahou waited until the cooldown time for the ghost to turn into a ghost, and decided to show up to meet Jia Yidao, discuss something with him, and talk to him about the task reward.
So when Jia Rudao was bending down to dig the fool's gold, Xia Hou walked up to him, pressed his face closely, stretched his face to the size of a basin, stretched his tongue to the length of his tongue and waist, and then removed the ghost transformation skill and made himself manifest.
"Ghost......" Jia Rudao suddenly saw a big face appear in front of him out of thin air, threw down things and retreated, hit the pit wall, leaned there and gasped for breath, looking at the ghost that appeared out of thin air in front of him with a pale face, as well as his long tongue and waist-reaching demeanor.
"Ghost ...... Ghost...... Ghost...... Spare your life......" Jia Yidao shouted in a trembling voice, and the whole person slipped and fell to the ground along the pit wall as if there was no skeleton.
"It's me." Xiahou's big face was rapidly becoming smaller and returning to its original size, and its long tongue was rapidly retracting and returning to its original length.
Jia Rudao looked at Xiahou who was now a normal person, how he wished he hadn't seen this ghost become a human, he was afraid that he would leave a shadow in his heart that everyone would be a ghost in the future.
After returning to normal, Xia Hou said with a smile: "Jia County Order, do you remember?" We've seen it in your study before. ”
Jia Rudao looked at it, this person was exactly the same as the person he bumped into in the study before and was caught by himself as a thief, and suddenly saw the light, began to be full of hope, and began to hypnotize himself: "That...... Are you human? That's great. ”
"I hope so."
“……”
He said hope, isn't it human? Self-hypnosis failed, and Jia Rudao's hope soon faded.
"Jia County Order, do you remember when you were in the county hall hall?"
"Remember, that's not my intention, I'm also deceived by the villain, you have a lot of ......" Thinking that he indiscriminately arrested him as a flying thief, and wanted to torture him, he regretted it for a while.
Maybe he happened to be in the study at that time, why did the ghost arrest him at that time? If I had treated him well at the time, I would still be able to make friends now, and if I had a friendship with ghosts, he wouldn't have killed me. Jia Rudao thought crankily in his heart.
Xiahou looked at Jia Yi with a smile and said, "I didn't mean this. ”
"Huh?"
"It was a horrible place, with so many people...... Not to mention it, it's scary to think about. Xiahou closed his eyes and savored.
"Yes, yes, ...... you" Seeing that this "ghost" didn't immediately ask for his own life, but chatted with himself, Jia Rudao saw the hope of life.
"At that time, a lot of people died inexplicably, and I was also scared there, and suddenly I saw a hand reach into my head and stir in my head, and I was immediately frightened, and when I regained consciousness, I saw that my body was gone out of thin air."
"Ah...... You...... You ......" Jia Rudao stammered, it turns out that this is really a ghost, you have to deal with it carefully, you can't accidentally anger the ghost adult.
Xiahou laughed contemptuously: "Then I suddenly heard your prayer. ”
"Huh? Oh, yes, yes, I ...... to God, "This ghost is a god, and he can hear the cry of his heart as soon as he becomes a ghost, which is amazing, he must have been an upright person in his life, so he can become an immortal after death."
Xiahou looked at Jia Nidao playfully, and said with a smile: "At that time, you asked God for help and said, whoever can save you, you will give him all your net worth." ”
Listening to Xiahou's words, Jia Rudao was very happy, and this benevolent old man heard his cry, and said with tears in his eyes: "Yes, yes, yes, great!" God heard, heard......"
Xiahou looked at him with disdain, and said with a smile: "I don't know if God heard it, but I heard it, so I followed you all the way, protected you, and saved you many times." ”
Jia Rudao was stunned for a moment, and then quickly reacted, and said with a more excited expression than just now: "No, God heard, you are God, you are the God who is merciful and compassionate, you are the ......."
"Well, okay, ahem." This sycophant shoot is cool, being an official is different, it's very set. Xiahou really wanted to pat him on the shoulder and say: Black charcoal, there is a future, I am optimistic about you.
"Do you remember those times when you suddenly lost control of yourself, as if you had entered a ghost gate?" Xiahou expressed his merits.
Jia Rudao nodded with a frightened face: "Remember, remember ......"
"Those few times are really dangerous, fortunately I made a timely move and beat a few lonely souls and wild ghosts to pieces, otherwise you will ......" said, Xiahou glanced out a few times with a weak heart, fortunately this place is far away from the pile of fool gold, and there are a few turns in the middle, if they hear themselves bragging, it will not be good if they are angry and find trouble for themselves.
"Thank you, thank you for the grace of saving your life, the grace of the reinvention of the immortal is like a small reborn parent......" Jia Yidao knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing to thank him.
"Little things, small things, don't worry about it, God has the virtue of a good life, and doing the way for heaven is exactly the one who cultivates immortals for me......" Speaking of this, Xia Hou suddenly regretted pretending to be a ghost, he knew that this person was so easy to deceive, and he pretended to be a scattered immortal from the beginning. Let's just say that the ghost tide was launched because he wanted to catch himself and offended himself, and scare him so that he would obey me in the future.
Seeing Xiahou say this, Jia Rudao was even more sure that this person was an upright person in his life, and his heart suddenly felt a lot more relieved: "It's a trivial matter for the immortals, it's not worth mentioning, but for me and other ordinary people, this is the sky, this is the earth, this is everything, I am willing to sacrifice everything I have to repay the immortal's life-saving grace." ”
"This is not necessary, how can I ask for your repayment." Xia Hou wanted to pretend to be forced like his predecessors, first pretending to shirk it, and then he couldn't bear to refuse his intentions, so he had to reluctantly accept it. Unexpectedly, the acting was too popular, and it was confiscated at once, and Jia Rudao took his words.
Seeing Xiahou's unhesitating refusal, Jia Rudao was even more sure that this was a real ghost: "I know that Shangxian is a master of the Tao, and he can't look down on the mundane things of the world such as me. ”
Make me a golden statue at home, and the gold is still in your hand? Useful to me. When Xia Hou heard this, he was immediately unhappy.
"No, I don't care about this superficial form." Xiahou wants to say that what I care about is how much money you take to honor me.
I don't even need to worship, this is really a high-level ghost god who has escaped from low-level fun. Such ghosts and gods should let him see his heart.
By the way, he can not remember the grudges against the people who have captured him, and he will act righteously, it can be seen that he is a good ghost god with an ancient way, and such a ghost and god should hug his thighs, so he said: "Since the immortals don't care about this form, after I go back, I will build bridges and pave roads in the county in the name of the immortals, set up porridge and send medicine, help orphans and widows, so that the people of the county will remember the kindness of the immortals, and let the whole county be bathed in the divine light of the immortals......"
"Okay, we'll talk about that later." Xia Hou interrupted him, if he did this, he would not gain anything. He was able to get a lot of political achievements, and he also repaid his kindness, and this man was simply more shrewd than a businessman.
"I need your help right now." Xiahou changed the subject.
Jia Rudao immediately replied positively: "Shangxian, please command, the little one will go to the soup and go to the fire." ”
"Well, you wait a minute, I'll find another helper."
In Jia Rudao's surprised gaze, Xia Hou learned the plot on TV and danced the great god, singing while jumping: "Heavenly Spirit Spirit Earth Spirit Spirit, Taishang Laojun is about to show up the spirit, Heaven Spirit Earth Spirit ......"
Xiahou pretended to be a ghost and jumped for a while, and then pretended to shout: "Wufu Trick Tiger Technique, Xian!" ”
As soon as the words fell, there was an additional tiger corpse in the tunnel.
Jia Rudao looked at the tiger corpse that appeared out of thin air in a daze, and then knelt down to Xiahou in worship again, and kept saying in his mouth: "The upper immortal is powerful, the upper immortal is mighty, the upper immortal cultivates for the world, the immortal mana is boundless, and the upper immortal ......."
"Where, where, I wanted to use the summoning technique to summon a tiger as a mount, but I didn't know that the little fairy's mana was not good, and something went wrong in the middle, and I accidentally killed the tiger, ashamed and ashamed." Xia Hou said that he was ashamed, but his face was actually full of pride.
Jia Rudao continued to pat his ass: "Shangxian is modest, looking at the size of this tiger, it is estimated that he has lived for hundreds of years, and he is about to become a refinement, and he can't bear the little mana that Shangxian accidentally leaked, which shows that Shangxian's cultivation is deep and his mana is boundless." ”
"Where, where, see and smile. Now that it's dead, you're hungry, so we'll peel it and eat it. ”
"Just by the orders of the immortals."
Xia Hou took out a dagger and began to poke at the tiger's body, he hadn't skinned it, no.
"Shangxian, how can you do it? I'll come, I'll come, just rest. With that, Jia Rudao picked up the sword on the ground and began to peel it.
"Shangxian, you rest and rest, I can do this kind of rough work, you can guide on the side." Jia Yidao said while peeling the skin, and at the same time he found that the tiger corpse was a little strange, not like the one that had just died, but like it had been dead for a while, and the possibility of dying during the day was relatively high, which was really strange. Don't think about it, the immortal family's methods are not something that mortals can figure out.
Seeing that Jia Nidao was very skillful in peeling off the skin, he only picked it up a little and broke the skin, Xia Hou also stopped peeling it and handed it over to Jia Nidao to work.
"Good job, you're quite skilled?" Xia Hou asked casually.
Jia Rudao said with a smile: "Shangxian doesn't know, I was born in a poor family, before I got famous, my father was a hunter, and he supported us by hunting. When I was poor, I also helped my family hunt and skinned at that time, and wild animals were worth a little money, so we were very careful when skinning. ”
"Oh, you're good at peeling, can you teach me?" When Xia Hou heard this, his heart moved, it turned out that he had peeled a good skin when he was a child, and he could continue to peel a good skin after becoming an official.
"Eh, the immortals want to learn? But...... But I don't know how to teach? Jia Rudao cried with a sad face, he really didn't know that he still had to teach this kind of thing to peel, he would just look at it himself, and he still need to teach him about peeling?
"You're all an official, and you don't rely on peeling...... Forehead...... It's skinning for a living, teach me, right? Xiahou said solemnly.
"Yes...... But I really don't know how to teach? No one has taught me how to peel the skin, and I won't teach anyone, Shangxian. Jia Rudao cried and pleaded with a sad face.
"Then you tell me how you peeled your skin, and explain it while peeling." Xiahou commanded.
"Okay, Shangxian, I understand. When peeling the skin, grasp the skin with one hand and hold the knife with the other, the knife should be oblique, not too positive, if it is too positive, it ...... "Jia Rudao said as he did it, explaining each step in great detail, and he was afraid that Xiahou would not understand.
After peeling the tiger skin, a message popped up in Xiahou's information box: After Jia Yidao's careful teaching, the player Xiahou learned life skills to peel, and now he can choose a deputy skinner, whether to take up a job.
Xia Hou clicked OK, and suddenly in the deputy job interface, there was an additional deputy position of a skinner, and now he has three deputy positions: a husband, a fisherman, and a skinner.
Yes, there is another source of experience, and Xia Hou is very satisfied.
"By the way, what else would you do? Teach me both. Xia Hou said to Jia Rudao with a smile.
After listening to Xiahou's words, Jia Rudao replied happily: "Ah, Shangxian, I can still read, I can read four books and five classics, twelve subsets, twenty-four official histories, and thirty-six chapters. ”
Hearing this, Xiahou's head grew and he hurriedly refused: "Forget it, is there anything else?" ”
Jia Rudao hesitated for a moment and replied, "Shangxian, it's gone." ”
"Didn't you say you were a hunter when you were a kid?" Hunter shouldn't be a deputy job, but a full-time job.
Jia Rudao was embarrassed and said: "It turns out that Shangxian is talking about hunters, but how do hunters teach?" When I was a child, I followed my dad to hunt, and while he was hunting, he told me about his experience, what he said. Now I haven't hunted for decades, and I have forgotten everything, I really don't know what to teach, I hope that the immortals will be tolerant, and when I go back, I will order the hunters in the county to come to the immortals to receive the order. ”
After Xia Hou heard this, he had no choice but to change to other benefits: "That's it, let's go back and talk about it." When you made a wish before, you didn't say that you wanted to contribute "Haoran Righteous Qi Formula" and "Gentleman's Sword", and now I saved your life, I want to see it. ”
Seeing that Xiahou was not pursuing it, Jia Rudao said happily: "Okay, it turns out that the immortals want to see this kind of carving insect skills, and when I go back, I will immediately dedicate them to the immortals." They are not on me now, I am in the back hall of the county government. ”
Xiahou didn't give up: "You memorize the mantra first." ”
Jia Rudao had no opinion, and immediately said: "Okay, Shangxian, I will recite the "Haoran Righteous Qi Formula". There is righteousness in the congenital nature, and the manifold is miscellaneous. The lower part is the river mountain, and the upper part is the sun star. It is said that it is Haoran, and it is full of gloom. Huanglu is a ...... of Qingyi"
Isn't that what he carried when he danced his sword? I've listened to it so many times, it seems useless. Forget it, listen again.
In this way, Jia Rudao Balabala finished memorizing "Haoran Righteous Qi Formula", Xia Hou didn't feel anything, it seems that he still has to spend experience to learn.
"Forget it, when you go back, you can show me "Haoran Righteous Qi Technique" and "Gentleman's Sword".
Jia Rudao replied respectfully: "Okay immortal." ”
"Now I have something for you to help, come with me." After speaking, Xiahou took Jia Yidao to a tunnel.
I saw that this pit is very shallow, only extends two or three meters to the inside, and the pit is very small, it is a small pit with a diameter of about half a meter, it also has a characteristic, the pit wall is very flat and smooth, the pen to the bottom, there is no turn.
Xia Hou pointed to the small pit and said, "Grind the concave and convex points in the pit and level the pit wall." ”
"Okay, Shangxian." After speaking, Jia Rudao climbed into the tunnel, smoothed out the protruding places, and smoothed the recessed places with mud.
Half an hour later, Jia Rudao finished drying, Xia Hou finished picking up 5 wolf skins next to him, gained 5 points of experience, checked the pit, and then pointed to the small pit and ordered: "You go and take the fool's gold and put it in this pit." ”
Jia Rudao asked suspiciously: "Fool Jin? ”
Xia Hou replied with a meaningful smile on his face: "It's the gold you dug up." ”
"This ...... Well, Shangxian, you like gold? Jia Rudao asked worriedly, both worried and hoping that Xiahou would like gold.
As if seeing his careful thoughts, Xiahou assured him: "Don't worry, this is all yours, I won't rob it with you, just change places." ”
Under Xiahou's assurance, Jia Rudao happily agreed: "Okay, okay, Shangxian, I'll move it." ”
When Jia Nidao went to move, Xia Hou clenched his fists, for fear that Jia Nidao would move the pile of fool gold, and the group of invisible demons would attack him.
But his worries were unnecessary, Jia Nidao successfully climbed into the pit with Fool Gold, and after putting them inside, he was still unharmed, maybe because the group of ghosts didn't want to lose a free coolie, or because Jia Nidao just transferred Fool Gold a little.
Jia Rudao asked while carrying the fool's gold: "Shangxian, why do you call them fool's gold?" ”
Xiahou thought for a moment and said, "Do you know what we call mortals? ”
Jia Rudao listened thoughtfully, and then said thoughtfully: "Shangxian, I understand, you are telling us that gold is a thing outside the body, and it is not worth a penny if it is not brought to life or death, but the world does not understand, and it is just a matter of deceiving others and deceiving themselves." ”
Xia Hou shook his head when he heard this, and said indifferently: "We call you mortals fools, and the gold that fools like, of course, is called fool's gold." ”
Jia seemed to hear it, and the words of the immortal were full of contempt, but he had to accept it helplessly: "Shangxian, I have been taught." ”
Watching Jia Rudao move the fool's gold again and again, Xiahou instructed: "You continue to move, after you finish moving, find a place to dig the fool's gold by yourself, put them in this tunnel, I have something to do, go and go back." ”
"Okay, I'm going to be a fairy, please don't worry."
Xia Hou returned to the tiger carcass, put the skinned tiger carcass into a package, cut the tiger skin into several pieces, and cut several of them into strips of cloth for use as ropes.
A masked hood was made out of a piece of tiger skin, and a set of hoods were put on the head, and after tying it around the neck, only the eyes and nose were left, and the rest of the head was wrapped in tiger skin.
It's a pity that there are three holes in it, otherwise you wouldn't be afraid of ghosts coming to dig out your head.
After completion, Xiahou took out the Huangtianhou soil and tied them piece by piece to a tiger skin, and finally made a super thick shield with Huangtianhou soil on one side and thick tiger skin on the other, which was about the same size as the tunnel.
"I hope you have an effect on the demons." Xia Hou said to the shield.