Coventry's recruitment efforts are well underway.

Manchester United, meanwhile, have completed a groundbreaking deal in the transfer market.

Manchester United welcomed Neymar with a transfer fee of 100 million pounds!

Today, the world's top four forwards are Liu Yun, Qu Bai, Neymar, and Lewandowski. Manchester United have now won the third. In the new season, Manchester United is riveting to break the embarrassing situation of last season.

The madman Jose Mourinho spoke again: "This season, Manchester United are aiming to regain the Premier League title and reach the last four of the Champions League. ”

The media have predicted that 24-year-old Qu Bai, 26-year-old Rashford and 31-year-old Neymar will form Manchester United's new attacking line. And the 35-year-old Lewandowski will become a super substitute for 3 people.

Runners-up Manchester United are spending big in the transfer market, while defending champions Coventry City have made little move. They brought in only two Brazilian league players, one Portuguese Ligue 1 and one Ligue 2 player – apparently bought as a substitute for the "kids".

The draw ceremony for the new Premier League season finally took place in London.

Liu Yun's baby Little Coke has been having diarrhea for the past few days, and he and his wife stayed in the hospital in Coventry to take care of Little Coke, and did not go to London to participate in the lottery ceremony.

"Daddy, I, I'm going to poop!" Xiao Cola said to Liu Yun in a milky voice.

Liu Yun put his daughter into the pit and waited outside the door for his daughter to finish.

The doctor said that Xiao Cola just had ordinary pediatric gastroenteritis, and there was nothing serious.

Liu Yun watched the results of the lottery ceremony at the door of the toilet.

Coventry's new season schedule is favourable.

First round: Coventry City vs Arsenal.

Second round: Watford vs Coventry.

Third round: Coventry City vs West Ham United.

Fourth round: Liverpool vs Coventry.

Fifth round: Coventry City vs Stoke City.

Sixth round: Manchester City vs Coventry.

Seventh round: Coventry City v Huddersfield United.

Eighth round: Leeds United vs Coventry.

Round 9: Coventry City vs Birmingham.

Round 10: Wolves vs Coventry.

Round 11: Coventry City vs Bournemouth.

Twelfth round: Tottenham vs Coventry

Round 13: Coventry City vs Chelsea.

Round 14: Burnley vs Coventry.

Round 15: Coventry City vs Newcastle United.

Round 16: Leicester City vs Coventry.

Round 17: Coventry City vs Southampton.

Round 18: Middlesbrough vs Coventry.

Round 19: Manchester United vs Coventry.

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Round 38: Coventry City vs Manchester United.

Eda called from London: "Hey, old lieutenant. In the final round, we will host Manchester United! I have a hunch that the final round will decide who the champion will belong! In any case, our fate will be in our own hands. ”

Liu Yun smiled and said, "My son-in-law is going to give me a war letter again in a while." ”

"Dad, I'm done!" Four-year-old Coke has learned to wipe her butt herself. She wiped her ass and jumped out of the toilet.

Liu Yun hugged his daughter: "Let's go back to the ward." ”

As soon as he returned to the ward, as Liu Yun expected, a text message from his son-in-law came: "Dad, this season, Manchester United will never lose to Coventry again." Champion and runner-up, let's see in the last round. ”

In the past few years, every time there is a transfer period, "The Sun" will definitely start singing about the aging lieutenant Liu Yun on time.

"It's impossible for a 51-year-old to maintain a high level of goalscoring for two consecutive seasons in the top flight... The old lieutenant's future for the new season is in doubt. For the sake of Coventry's results, head coach Eda should make a painful decision to use the rest of the transfer budget to buy a heavyweight striker to replace the old lieutenant. so that the team does not take unnecessary risks... ”

As soon as the Sun newspaper said this, it came out. Twitter immediately exploded:

"The Sun was the tone of last season's transfer window. It's a matter of course! ”

"The Sun is begging for a slap in the face again! In the past six years, everyone who questioned the old lieutenant would be slapped in the face. ”

"The old lieutenant is a legend that never gets old. He made a living by setting age records. I have a strong hunch that he will set a new record this season – the oldest active player to lift the Big Ears Cup! ”

The attitude of ordinary British fans is surprisingly unanimous: they are optimistic about the old lieutenant, and they are more optimistic about the young people in Coventry!

Liu Yun was busy with the work of the transfer period, and Xiao Cola's children's gastroenteritis has also been cured. Liu Yun came to Sweden with his wife and daughter to visit his old friend Ibrahimovic.

After retiring as a player, Ibrahimovic completed a training course as a football coach and spent a year as the team's head coach in the Swiss Liga. Now, he's completely switched careers and is the outdoor host of Sweden's most talked-about TV show, Hunter's Journey, – the most famous hunter in all of Sweden.

When he came to Eevee's house, Eevee gave his brother the old lieutenant a bear hug: "Old lieutenant, I haven't seen you for a year!" How are you doing? Well, I admit it's a question that doesn't need to be answered! The 51-year-old Premier League Golden Boot, the man who led a team of 'children' to end the Manchester United era... It's definitely a good life! ”

After eating a venison feast at Eevee's house, Eevee led Liu Yun to visit his "hunting trophy room".

"This is a taxidermy of an African tiger I hunted in Tanzania."

"This is the antler of a giant deer I hit in the woods of Malmö."

"This is a crocodile I hunted in the Amazon jungle."

Liu Yun said to Yibu: "Yibu, it seems that you have started a new life and are at ease. ”

Ibrahimovic replied: "Yes, for the first 40 years of my life, football was all I had. Now, hunting is all I have in my life. I'm a lucky man. ”

After visiting the "Hunting Trophy Room", Liu Yun and Ibu came to the living room to watch the video of Ibu and Liu Yun's goals when they were partners in the front line.

Liu Yun sighed: "Time is like a wild donkey. As soon as you run, you can't stop. We celebrated the goal with a high-five at Old Trafford four years ago. ”

Eevee nodded: "That was the best memory of my life." It was also an honor for me to fight alongside the old lieutenant. ”

Liu Yun spent a week's vacation in Sweden. During the week, Ibrahimovic led Liu Yun on a hunting tour in the mountains of Malmö. Liu Yun was lucky and hunted two deer.

Ibrahimovic sighed: "My dear old lieutenant. When you retire, you can come to Sweden and partner with me on Hunter's Journey. Your marksmanship is as good as your ball skills. ”

(Well, the recovery was updated.) I recovered relatively late, and I played for a new year. This book will be completed after 2 more times. Because of the opening of a new book. The writing collapsed, the income was not at all, there was no way. This fat man doesn't write books for fun, not for hobbies, but for money.

In addition, it is perfectly normal for books to collapse. Some book lovers don't make personal attacks at every turn. If the writing is not good, you can discard it. What are you doing with swearing? ）