"Okay, I'll explain to Qi Fu, you go and wait outside, I can't help you when you get out of this courtyard." The Monkey King version of Li Tong is afraid that they will leak the news.

Ten women dressed in military uniforms walked into the courtyard, wrapped up tightly, and sat on the steps outside, silently bowing their heads without speaking, waiting for the judgment of fate.

Yuan Chu said: "I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all, and I don't know how you married a wife." ”

"A man is true but not lustful, I only take one scoop of weak water for three thousand, you know a fart!" The Monkey King version of Li Tong closed the door and said.

Then, Li Tong canceled the transformation and released Wen Mei and the four of them, saying, "It's suffocating, let's eat something." ”

"Wow! There is a big meal! Li Jun saw the big fish and meat on the table, jumped on the bench in surprise, picked up the chopsticks and put the food in his mouth.

Huiniang said disappointedly: "Why is it all meat!" People want to eat vegetables, otherwise they will grow into fat balls. ”

"Children are growing up, where is there anyone who dislikes to eat too much, look at your brother, learn more." Li Tong said.

Hui Niang pouted and said: "Slender lady, gentleman is good, people have to be slender ladies, so they don't grow into muscular girls!" ”

Wen Mei hugged Huiniang and put her next to Li Jun, and stuffed the chopsticks into Huiniang's hand, and said, "If you don't eat, you'll grow into a noodle girl, don't you think it's okay for me to eat so much?" ”

Hui Niang reluctantly pulled up the meal.

"How's it going?" Sinan asked.

Yuan Chu said with a strange smile: "The people here are very evil-minded, and their behavior is also very bold!" ”

Sinan frowned and said, "What do you mean?" ”

As soon as Yuan Chu wanted to say that there was someone outside, he was covered by Li Tong's mouth.

"It's okay, it's okay, he's just not serious, you know." Li Tong said.

Wen Mei said: "Have you seen the person who answered here?" ”

Li Tong said: "See, he is going to gather people now, and we should start after eating." ”

Yuan Chu was almost suffocated by Li Tong's cover, and desperately broke Li Tong's hand.

Sinan didn't care about Yuan Chu, he also sat down and started eating, he saw the dishes on the table, pointed to a few seafood and said, "It seems that they are quite well prepared!" These dishes are all made from the sea, and ordinary people really can't eat them. ”

Li Jun looked at the big crab and stopped, "Where is the sea?" There is such a monster inside. ”

Li Tong let go of Yuan Chu, who rolled his eyes, and explained: "You can just think of the sea as a lake, but the sea is boundless, much bigger than a lake." ”

"Have you ever seen the sea?" Sinan said curiously.

"I've swam in the sea, and a bunch of people are fluttering like dumplings." Li Tong sat at the table and explained, as a person who had seen the super blue cat in his childhood, the underwater world in his youth, and the sea in his youth, Li Tong was ready to show off his profound knowledge.

"Oh, since there is no one, there will be no need for me to lead troops to conquer in the future." Li Jun, a general fan, is not interested in a place where there is no one.

"The sea should be the goal of a man's conquest! We're the men who became One Piece! Li Tong said excitedly.

Wen Mei put down her chopsticks, grabbed Li Tong's hand, and asked solemnly, "What kind of queen is One Piece?" Why did you want to be her man? ”

"Alas, don't talk about it, don't talk about it, eat." Li Tong said with a sigh.

"You explain it to me, otherwise you won't be allowed to eat!" Wen Mei grabbed Li Tong's sleeve and didn't let go.

Li Tong explained helplessly: "Pirates are just like the robbers we are talking about, they are just robbers on the sea, One Piece is the leader of the bandits, I want to be the king of the pirates, not the man who wants to be the king of the pirates, uh, do you understand?" ”

Wen Mei let go of Li Tong's clothes and said, "I thought you didn't want me anymore." ”

"Why, come, it smells good, eat a prawn to make up." Li Tong said.

"If you become a pirate, I will go to the sea to be a great general and kill you! Ha ha! Li Jun said excitedly.

Huiniang looked at Li Jun with pity, my stupid brother, why don't you have a long memory at all.

Without waiting for Li Tong to hit Li Jun, Yuan Chu picked up Li Jun and slapped him on the buttocks, saying, "Skin! Let you skin! ”

Li Jun was silent throughout the whole process, after the early Yuan Dynasty finished fighting, he sat down and continued to eat, according to later generations, the famous general Li Jun of the Warring States period is most famous for resisting beating, especially the buttocks, once when he escaped, he was hit by thirteen arrows on the buttocks, and after he returned to the camp to pull out the arrows, he immediately sat on the stone and gnawed the bones.

"Didn't you eat? Can't beat a child? A group of people stared at Li Jun for a while and then asked Yuan Chu.

Yuan Chu: "I really didn't eat. ”

Yuan Chu sat at the table, grabbed a crab directly and sent it to his mouth, and gave a pertinent evaluation after biting for a long time: "This bone has no meat, not to mention, it's not easy to gnaw, it's not delicious." ”

Sinan: "......"

Li Tong: "......"

Will Li Tong tell Yuan Chu the correct way to eat? Absolutely! It's just that Li Tong silently picked up a crab and demonstrated the correct way to eat it, it was really Yuan Chu who would be silent when he saw it, and Yuan Chu would cry when he saw it.

After eating, Li Tong wiped his mouth and asked, "You can continue to stay inside." ”

Huiniang was the first to shout: "No! It's too small inside, it's not fun at all, and it's too boring for two people to fight landlords. ”

"Haven't we been fighting the landlord all the time?" Li Jun asked curiously.

Hui Niang glanced at Li Jun with disdain, then clenched her fists next to her small mouth, and looked at Li Tong with big watery eyes.

Wen Mei also followed: "Let's follow, it's really dangerous, let's go in immediately." ”

Sinan said: "I've already seen it, but I really don't want to see it a second time, and I can only watch them fight the landlord, so I'm even more bored." ”

"I won't go in either, I think that General Qi is a wonderful person, I decided to help him! Then let him give me a chance to save the woman who has lost her footing. Yuan Chu said righteously.

Li Jun said with a serious face: "How can a man who has not experienced the baptism of war call himself a general!" ”

Li Tong said: "Okay, but you must follow me." ”

Pushing open the door, Li Tong looked at the ten women who were still sitting outside, feeling that her scalp was numb, and she didn't know how to explain it to Wen Mei.

Fortunately, it was noon outside, and the warm sun shining on the body made people lazy, otherwise ten women in thin clothes would tremble outside, and Li Tong would not be happy.

Wen Mei said expressionlessly: "This is what General Qi gave you?" ”