From the beginning, Ye Nanyou's brain was in a state of downtime......

Am I dead or not?

If I die, am I being born again now?

And also......

Am I really an emperor??

It's like a computer that is entangled in a myriad of computing problems and has no other response at all.

Although Ye Nanyou didn't react, the other NPCs in the palace bedroom did.

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty? The eunuch at the head shouted a few more words, and when he saw that Ye Nanyou didn't react, he turned his head and glanced at the two little eunuchs behind him.

The two little eunuchs crawled on their knees, carefully crawling all the way to Ye Nanyou's bed.

One of them pressed his forehead to the ground and said tremblingly, "Your Majesty, let the slave maid wait for you to wash." ”

Ye Nanyou recovered from that state of downtime, and he glanced at the two little eunuchs.

"What the hell is going on......" Ye Nanyou wondered in his heart, could it be that he was really reborn?

Not only was he reborn, but he was also reborn as an emperor?

Is there such a good thing in this world, and you have encountered it for yourself?

Ye Nanyou decided to take a look first, so he tried his best to suppress the curiosity and doubts in his heart, nodded at the two little eunuchs, and let out: "Hmm." ”

Although it was just the word "um", when the two little eunuchs heard it, they all seemed to be amnesty, and they carefully got up from the ground, and seeing that Ye Nanyou didn't say anything, they had the courage to help Ye Nanyou up from the bed.

Ye Nanyou became the emperor on the first day, and he didn't know how the emperor got up in the morning, so he naturally cooperated with their actions.

Seeing that there were still a large number of people kneeling on the ground in front of him and not moving, Ye Nanyou just wanted to speak, but he felt that his throat was a little uncomfortable after not speaking for a long time, so he coughed: "Ahem." ”

This cough didn't matter, but it scared the two little eunuchs who had just helped him out of bed half to death.

The two of them took a step back directly, fell to the ground, knelt on the ground and said like pounding garlic, and kept saying: "The slave deserves death, the slave deserves death......

Ye Nanyou looked at the two eunuchs kneeling on the ground rather helplessly, and he didn't get angry, just coughed and cleared his throat.

"Okay, you all get ......" Ye Nanyou wanted to open his mouth to let the two of them get up, but thinking of the TV series he had watched, the emperor should say: "Let's all be flat." ”

At this moment, Ye Nan's words were holy decrees, so a group of eunuchs and palace maids got up from the ground one after another.

As soon as the eunuch who took the dust at the head got up, he whispered to the several palace maids standing behind him: "Don't be there, hurry up and wait for the emperor to get up in the morning." ”

Three young women dressed as palace maids stepped forward, one carrying a delicately shaped and ornamented water cup, another holding a small basin with a simple shape and a gold-painted appearance, and one kneeling on the ground and holding a white towel above his head.

"This..."Ye Nanyou hesitated a little, he didn't know what to do next.

Or......

Ask?

Forget it, it was originally the identity of this emperor after being reborn, and if you now show that you don't even know what to do after getting up in the morning, isn't that suspicious?

And Ye Nanyou is a very good-looking person, let him be a person who asks if he doesn't understand? No way!

So, Ye Nanyou looked at the three palace maids very calmly, and thought a little in his heart, "Well, it should be like this." ”

He took the cup from the maid with the cup and put it to his lips.

"Goo dong goo dong..."

Ye Nanyou raised his neck in the surprised eyes of the eunuchs and palace maids, and drank the water in the water cup in one go.

Then, he took the towel from the kneeling maid and wiped his mouth.

"So, the question is, what is this little basin for?" Ye Nanyou looked at the small basin in front of him that contained a pool of clear water, and wondered in his heart, "Is it used to wash your face?" ”

"If this small basin is used to wash your face, you can only put one palm into it, and if you clench your hands into fists, you can barely put it in at the same time."

"But if you put your own face in it, and wash your face with your hands, this mouth will seem too small, do the ancient emperors have any special skills and postures for washing their faces?"

It's incomprehensible!

Before Ye Nanyou could think of how to use this small basin, the senior eunuch who was holding the dust whisk beckoned the other palace maids to bring a new glass of water, and said softly: "Your Majesty, I brought you a new cup." ”

"Another glass?" Ye Nanyou looked at the full cup of water in front of him, obviously flustered, and was even more puzzled in his heart: "Could it be that this emperor has to habitually drink two glasses of water every morning?" ”

Hey, what do you want to do so much.

Since it is the habit of this emperor, then as a person who has just been reborn and occupies the body of other emperors, he should first follow the old rules of others, so as not to let people see anything wrong.

Well, let's ......

Do it first!

"Boom... Coo Dong Coo Dong ......"

After a while, he drank another big glass of water, but Ye Nanyou's drinking speed this time was much slower than last time, the last time it took less than eight seconds, and this time it was 12.88 seconds.

But think about it, anyone who gets up in the morning and drinks a big glass of water, and then drinks a second glass of water.

As soon as Ye Nanyou put down the water cup, he found that another glass of water appeared in front of him.

When you get up in the morning, you have to drink three glasses of water in a row??

Hey, wait!

As a college student in the new era, Ye Nanyou has a certain degree of understanding of scientific culture and healthy eating.

I also heard it in his grandmother's mouth, an old expert made up a longevity song, the song said: "Eight thousand steps a day, eight hours of sleep at night, three meals and eight points full, eight cups of water a day, eight treasures of soup to nourish the heart, eight sections of brocade for health, eighty-eight rice longevity, and one hundred and eight tea ages." ”

So he knows that it is best for people to drink eight glasses of water a day, so that it is beneficial to health, which is definitely based on science, not nonsense!

Although Ye Nanyou still doesn't know which dynasty he has been reborn in, he also feels that this emperor's health awareness is very good, and in this era, he knows that it is rare to drink a few more glasses of water a day.

Well, for the sake of good health, then let's have another big drink!

"Knock ......"

Ye Nanyou couldn't even reach the standard of 12.88 seconds this time, and it took him half a minute to swallow the third glass of water.

"Hiccup—"

Ye Nanyou hiccuped.

"It's okay, no one laughs at me......"

Ye Nanyou looked around, he cared most about other people's eyes and opinions, otherwise he would not have been provoked by people in a few words to challenge high-strength cocktails in a bar for the sake of face, which eventually led to his own alcohol poisoning and was killed by "face".

Although hiccups lose the prestige of the emperor, in this palace, no one dares to laugh at him, who made him now the emperor?

Well, it feels good to be an emperor!

"Your Majesty." The eunuch who was holding a dusty whisk came over with another glass of water, and said, "Your Majesty, please use ......."

Ye Nanyou's face turned green at this time, another cup?

Isn't this half-price rhythm without money?

No way!

My predecessor drank like this every morning when I got up?

This emperor is a bucket!

……

No one in the palace laughed at Ye Nanyou, but in the city of the main gods, Chen didn't see tears in his eyes.

"Moe circle, help me...... Ha ha...... Help me check this guy's study record, has he not learned about the emperor's bedtime and wake-up related matters, haha......"

Hearing Chen Buying's instructions, Meng Quan quickly listed the various learning projects that Ye Nanyou had learned in the past seven days, and put them on the right side of the light curtain to form a clear and concise table.

calmed down a bit, Chen Bu glanced at the form a few times, "Sure enough, I haven't learned, he, a guy who loves face, doesn't know how to ask these palace maids and eunuchs, these NPCs see that he has been drinking water, they must have thought that he was thirsty, and he kept handing him water when the time came, could it be that he kept drinking?" ”

Not to mention, these NPCs such as palace maids and eunuchs that have appeared so far are all intermediate-level intelligence, although they are much better than those NPCs at the elementary level, and they are more like real people in terms of dialogue, but they are also rigid in doing things, and they only do it according to the set logic.

The memories and logical thinking that Meng Circle gave them were all loyal to the emperor and met all the needs of the emperor, so if Ye Nanyou kept drinking water and didn't speak, and he didn't ask to stop, these NPCs could really keep handing him water.

When the time comes, this guy will become the first player in the dream game to drink water and die...... Oh no, it's the emperor who drank water and drank to death!

"Forget it, I originally wanted to give him the Dream Lord system later, get an adventure in the Imperial Garden or pick up a magical jade pendant or something." Chen Bu shook his head and said to the Meng Circle: "Put the Dream Lord System into it and install it directly on him." ”

"Oh, by the way, this is the first time the Dream Lord system has been used, so I'll disguise this system and talk to him first."

Subsequently, the Dream Lord System was associated with Ye Nanyou without warning.

"Stop, don't drink water!"

When he was solving the fourth cup of water, a very abrupt mechanical synthesized sound appeared in Ye Nanyou's mind, startling him, and the cup in his hand almost didn't hold it steady.

"Who's talking?" Ye Nanyou was shocked in his heart, and he didn't drink water at this time, because this voice was obviously different from the feeling of ordinary people talking, and he was not a human being when he heard it.

He subconsciously grabbed the cup, as if the cup was a weapon that could be used for self-defense, and when he was ready to encounter danger, he would throw the cup out at any time, and splash this guy who was not a human face, yes, just splash him in the face!

The mechanical synthesized voice appeared again, "I've turned on the silent call function for you, you only need to silently recite the 'Dream Lord' in your mind now, and you can talk to me without making a sound." ”

This is not a human ...... Ahem, of course the person who spoke was Chen Bu, he used the way the player called out the system panel, so that Ye Nanyou could talk to the Dream Lord system without making a sound.

"Dream Lord?" Ye Nanyou tried to read silently.

"Hello, Samsara!" The mechanical voice seemed to hear it, and it was also greeting Ye Nanyou, "I'm the 'Dream Lord System', I know you will have a lot of questions now, but you have to solve the current matter first, and then I'll talk to you slowly." ”

"The current thing?" Ye Nanyou felt very strange, I'm fine, I'm fine.

"What you have in your hand is the mouthwash that the emperor uses every morning, you just need to take a mouthful of water in your mouth and spit it into that spittoon."

"Oh, that's right!" Ye Nanyou suddenly realized that as an e-sports master, he is really not very ...... in terms of history Hey, wait!

That little basin is a spittoon?

I was just wondering what I had to do to put my face in......

Oh, my God!!

Whose spittoon is filled with a puddle of water?

Isn't this a cheat? No, are you Diao Min pit the emperor!

Although there are already 10,000 divine beasts roaring past in his heart, Ye Nanyou, who loves face to death, will never admit that he has the idea of washing his face with a spittoon.

No! No! Absolutely not, huh!

Next, during the entire process of getting up, Ye Nanyou did not make any more mistakes and jokes under the guidance of the Dream Lord System.

In the end, Ye Nanyou stood in front of a one-person-high bronze mirror, and saw his current face, sword eyebrows, single eyelids, slightly long cheeks, a face like jade, and a radiant complexion, which was indeed a standard young man's appearance.

After washing, from the beginning of dressing, he did not move from beginning to end, like a doll at the mercy of others, allowing these palace maids and eunuchs to comb his hair and dress him.

The emperor was particular about getting up and dressing to going to the court, and he spent a lot of time during this period.

Therefore, Ye Nanyou communicated with this 'Dream Lord System' during this time.

"You say you're the system?" Ye Nanyou raised his right hand and asked the palace maid to dress him, while communicating with the system in his heart: "How do you prove it?" ”

Although it's 2009, the network of system streams has begun to exist, and in many cases, the protagonist will have a portable grandfather, or a portable system.

As a college student who often surfs the Internet, Ye Nanyou naturally knows the existence of this kind of thing.

But knowing doesn't mean believing completely.

After all, no one is a fool, they all know that this is written by people, and few people will believe it if they don't see it when they go crazy.

Chen Bufu sat in the city of the main gods, and talked to Ye Nanyou through the dream lord system: "Proof of? You don't need me to prove it, you just need to say it silently in your mind, 'character information'. ”

"Character information ......" Ye Nanyou tried to read silently, and then he was stunned.

A small translucent light curtain appeared directly in front of his eyes, listing all kinds of data, just like the strength and agility he saw when he played the game, but there were a few lines of words clearly written on this light curtain panel:

Character Name: Zhu Houzhao (constant, unchangeable)

Real name: Ye Nanyou (cannot be changed)

Identity: Emperor of the Ming Dynasty

"Dream Lord System!" Ye Nanyou hurriedly shouted in his heart, "I've got the aura of the protagonist, right?" ”

Chen Bufu leaned on the Taishi's chair and chuckled, and said to himself: "If this is a regular book, you have a system, and you can be regarded as a protagonist, but I must be the protagonist who created the protagonist." ”

……… Dimensional Wall .........

To explain, I've been a little busy lately, and I really can't break out, and I'll try to break out after November 22nd, if you can't do it, you guys will come to the book friend group to kill me!

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