"This ...... Andrew, what have you been through in the past two months......

Feb. 5, Sacramento Kings Team Center.

A big man who hasn't been seen for a long time has finally returned to the team.

"Huh? What's wrong with me? ”

Andrew Bynum, after more than two months of recuperation and recovery, finally returned to the team.

In fact, during the period of recuperation, Bynum will also be asked to come to the scene from time to time to watch the game. Phil Jackson's reason for doing this is very simple, it is to give Bynum, a big man who is extremely easily distracted, a little bit of preparation, and not let him completely burn out because of long-term idleness.

As everyone knows, Bynum is a gyroscopic man – he won't spin without being pumped. On weekdays, if you normally participate in training and games in the team, there are madmen like Wei Shao staring at them, and demons like Gu Yu spraying, Bynum just doesn't like training anymore, and has to participate in practice, maintain his condition, and look for opportunities to improve.

But the injury troubles gave Bynum a rare vacation time, a long vacation, plus his injury is in the leg, he has difficulty moving, and it is impossible to come to the scene to watch the game every game, so Bynum's fatigue can be imagined.

About two weeks ago, Bynum was able to participate in restorative exercises, and his physical condition was basically back to normal, and the next step was to gradually increase the intensity of the exercises to adjust his body to the best condition.

Originally, this process would last about half a month, and then there would be conditional play, such as limiting his playing time, etc. When Bynum is fully fit, he can return to the starting line-up and continue to fight.

As a result, Bynum also followed the team around on an away trip, and his practice form gradually improved.

But this week, for some reason, Bynum said that there was something at home that he couldn't get out of, so he asked the team for a week off.

Then everyone saw photos and videos of this big man participating in amateur bowling competitions from the social networks of this tenacious man......

"Why don't you block us too......" After learning the news, Phil Jackson couldn't help but laugh and called Bynum, which was quite a tactful reminder.

"Huh? It's okay! Are you available to watch me play? If you have time, I'll count the votes for you! "Who knew that Bynum didn't appreciate it at all, didn't realize how much damage his actions had caused to the team, and even wanted everyone to watch him bowl......

So, Phil Jackson was furious and gave a death order, asking Bynum to return to the team immediately. And Bynum is also sincere, saying that his last game will be over in a day, and he will naturally return to the team when the time comes.

Well...... Phil Jackson's roar can be imagined......

Then a day ago, after the Kings lost a home game, the players saw a picture of Bynum's new hairstyle on his social media accounts......

"You, you...... Why are you doing such a hair?! ”

Bynum's hairstyle, even the hairstyle brother Gu Yu couldn't stand it, and said with an extremely hard expression on his face: "What is this?" Yin and Yang heads? Left dreadlocks and right board inches?? What the hell is this, it's just washing, cutting and blowing! ”

"I rely on my cousin, can't you see it? Can't you see the profound cultural connotation in this hairstyle?? Bynum stared at Gu Yu with small eyes, and reached out to stroke his hairstyle, cherishing it as if he was touching a magic ring.

“…… I didn't see it. Gu Yu shook his head.

"No, it won't! I think you are a cultural person, you must be able to see it! Bynum seemed to be a little disappointed that Gu Yu didn't see the "cultural connotation" in his hairstyle, and looked back at a group of teammates who were already smiling and hurting and said, "What about you?" Don't tell me you didn't see any of it! ”

"You can see a yarn!" Everyone shook their heads in unison, leaning back and laughing.

"Seriously, what do you mean by this hairstyle??" Gu Yu asked.

"My God, are you really not eating the fireworks of the world? It's a symbol of American culture! Bynum looked up proudly, stretched out his fingers and stroked his dreadlocks, "This is the fries." ”

“…… What about the board size? Gu Yu was about to burst out laughing at breakfast.

"Of course, it's ketchup! Alas, I'm really disappointed in you, cousin!! Bynum said a word, and everyone fainted.

“…… Andrew! ”

Just when everyone was gagging and commenting on Bynum's washing, cutting and blowing hairstyle, the voice that Bynum didn't want to hear sounded.

"Teach...... The coach ...... "Looking back, Bynum didn't dare to look at Phil Jackson's face at all, and lowered his head in resignation, it seemed that he had been subdued by the Zen master."

"You ......" really saw Bynum's hairstyle with his own eyes, Phil Jackson was originally prepared to scold people and immediately held back, almost laughing, finally stabilized his emotions, and said with a smile: "What is this hairstyle of yours??" ”

"He said it was fries and ketchup, coach! Hahaha...... "Everyone fell into the well in various ways, causing Bynum to kill with a look."

"Poof...... Ahem, why do you want to get this thing on your hairstyle? Phil Jackson laughed, immediately stopped, and asked.

"Because it's delicious! French fries and ketchup are symbols of American culture!! Bynum triumphant.

"you, the symbol of America is clearly a hamburger, okay!" McGee said, "French fries are a symbol of Britain!" They will only eat potatoes. ”

"Fart! The symbol of America is the hot dog! Wei Shao also joined the discussion.

"Roll on, the symbol of America can only be a sandwich!" Vitesse joins the warband.

"Don't make any noise, the symbol of America is Lady Liberty, you psychos!" Gu Yu came to say.

"What is the symbol of China??? Everyone felt that what Gu Yu said was reasonable, and turned around and asked, "Hot pot??" ”

"you!" Gu Yu said proudly: "The symbol of China is prosperity, sensitivity, civilization, harmony and ......."

"Where have you ????" Phil Jackson couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted everyone with tears and laughter: "Andrew! ”

"In!" Bynum stands upright.

"Why are there fries and ketchup on the head?? Did you steal it during the break? Yes?! "Phil Jackson was aggressive.

"Uh...... No! Bynum shook his head hurriedly.

Absolutely!

Bynum couldn't hide anything on his face at all, and everyone was complaining in their hearts.

"What does it smell like??" Phil Jackson asked.

"Butter cheese...... Ah no! I didn't eat !! Bynum shook his head violently.

"Oh, it's good if you didn't eat it." Phil Jackson nodded: "You want to control the size, you know?" Junk food is too high in calories for you to eat casually. If you ate it before, according to the rules of the team, you will be banned from the game, do you know? ”

"Mmmmmmmmmm Absolutely not to eat it! Bynum raised his hand and swore, "I'll send four!" ”

"Remember today's vows." Phil Jackson nodded, turned around, and then pretended to be casual and said, "What's the flavor of the burger?" ”

"Mexican chili sauce chicken flavor...... Ahh I didn't eat, I really didn't eat, coach!! "Bynum was already crying to himself.

"Remember, Andrew Bynum is banned for one game, so let's say that he is unwell DNP." Phil Jackson ignored Bynum's wail, turned around and decided on a plan with the assistant coach.

"Hahahahaha......"

On the side, the Kings players were already laughing and couldn't take care of themselves.

So, after another game, the scene of Andrew Bynum watching on the wall in a suit and leather shoes on the sidelines became the highlight of the post-game reporters.

In four consecutive games, the Kings were defeated at the last moment, plagued by the continuous technical fouls of the core cousin Gu Yu, the embarrassment of the team's slender McGee being blown up by the opponent's heavy tank, and the outside shooters suffering from the "NBA February Syndrome".

Now, the official announcement of the team that Bynum will return to the team after the last adjustment has given fans and media new confidence.

It's just that the focus of the media publicity is not on how important Bynum's comeback is to the Kings in a strategic sense, but ......

"Sacramento Hair House is open! Cousin big back, Bynum fries head, hairstyle brother X2, Sacramento, washing, cutting and blowing gathering place! ”

The articles that are obviously funny make the Kings players helpless. Fortunately, the players led by Gu Yu are all nervous...... Ah no, it's all big hearts and hard bones, and they don't care much about these rumors.

In their eyes, the only important thing is the word competition.

Bynum's comeback is just in time, because one more day, the Kings will fly to the road, and the team that is about to challenge has a low-post scoring machine.

"This ...... It's better for Javier to start first. ”

Charlotte, Time Warner Wired Arena.

The Sacramento Kings are about to take on the Charlotte Bobcats.

"While opponents may not seem to have much hope of making the playoffs, don't let that give you a chance to get to the playoffs." After the warm-up and the game was about to begin, Phil Jackson made the final pre-game mobilization: "You know, we're just a team on the edge of the playoffs. ”

"Understood!" The players nodded in unison.

"They don't attack and defend very quickly, they defend quite strongly, and they are very good at slowing down the tempo and playing positional battles, which is the rhythm we don't like the most." Phil Jackson said this, glancing back at McGee, and behind McGee, who was fiddling with his hair, Bynum: "On the offensive end, it's basically two starting points, and we have to hold on to them. As long as we hold these two guys and win, we will already have half of it. Right now...... Let's get on the field! ”

"Yes!!"

The Kings players roared in unison for Bynum's return game, and they desperately wanted to win.

But Kemba Walker and Al Jefferson on the other side really won't necessarily agree.