"Have pity on my snow-white body, which will suffer this fate at a young age."

The burning sensation on his body was still spreading, and Chen Fan had no choice but to run to the bathroom, mix a large amount of water with a strong decontamination detergent, and wet his whole body with a large amount of water, and then put back the work clothes that covered his body after drying his body.

Staring at the pair of slightly bulging twin peaks on his chest, Chen Fan couldn't help but stretch out his hand and squeeze it hard, but the feel was not as good as Li Peijun said, and it was not even as good as the soft white-flour bun.

Chen Fan didn't dare to relax, the corridor was so big, there were few places to hide, those bodyguards would soon come to the door, and he had to find a way to get out.

It's okay to quit the game, but Chen Fan can't swallow this breath, this vicious old woman has to make her suffer a little, and it's not too late to retreat if she can't beat it.

"Quick, go inside and take a look, this place is so big, it's impossible for people to run away."

There was the sound of kicking footsteps outside the door, mixed with a few rough whispers, and Chen Fan knew that the gang had come to the door.

"Gotta figure figure out....."

Chen Fan looked around left and right, and there was not a single weapon around him, in fact, he couldn't beat it, after all, he was just a witch card.

"It's a dripping water, and it's still the kind that has been vomiting for months."

Chen Fan put his hand into the bucket and stirred it up, and soon a foul and pungent stench spread from the bucket.

"Poof~ It's a bit exaggerated, it feels like a biochemical weapon." Chen Fan retracted his hand and didn't dare to touch it again, but directly kicked the bucket over.

"Damn, why is this so smelly, has the manure pit exploded?" The bodyguard rushed into the toilet recklessly, and was forced back by the smell as soon as he entered the door.

"Hehe, it seems to be working." Chen Fan wrapped his mouth and nose in a rag and said complacently.

When the smell in the bathroom dissipated, the bodyguards dared to pinch their noses and enter again, there was no one else inside, only a guy dressed as a cleaner, holding a mop in one hand and a dung pluck treasure in the other.

"Hey, what the hell happened here."

Chen Fan raised his voice, pretending to be an aunt and said: "You guys are embarrassed to say that everyone treats the toilet as something, and throws everything into it, young man, you have to be restrained, and if you can't hold it back, you will roll me back on the bed and splash it." ”

"Just now, there was a drunken guest who vomited and vomited all in the sewer, and then lit a cigarette, and the sparks were burning, and he bounced into it, no, the toilet was blown up."

"No wonder...."The bodyguard relaxed his vigilance and glanced around, the bathroom was so big, and there was no place to hide.

However, for the sake of insurance, he still asked two more words, "Auntie, did you just see a girl come in?" ”

"You are the aunt, and your whole family is an aunt." Chen Fan cursed twice in his heart, and said with disdain: "Have you ever seen a girl hide in the men's toilet?" Think about it. ”

"It's the same...."The bodyguard scratched the top of his head, though he couldn't touch a single hair.

"Go away, I'm going to clean somewhere else."

Chen Fan saw that he had passed the test in a daze, so he walked to the door with cleaning tools, and the bodyguards were also afraid that the filth would get on him, so they took the initiative to avoid it and opened a way.

"Damn, how long does it take for the game to end." Chen Fan opened the OB system again to confirm, but because he missed two rounds of speeches before, the situation on the field is now unclear.

"Cut through the mess quickly, no more ink."

His good friend didn't know where he was being held, Chen Fan didn't think much about it, nor did he think about rescuing, and silently prayed that the other party would ask for more blessings.

"The master's bedroom is usually in the innermost part of the hallway...."

With ten years of experience in watching movies, Chen Fan roughly judged the location of the vicious old woman, took out two French long sticks from the dining table that he hadn't had time to clean up, and angrily killed the end of the corridor.

"I don't feel domineering enough for this appearance, it would be nice if I could change my outfit to suit the occasion." Chen Fan looked at his set of equipment, which was a bit nondescript.

"Do you choose to change your character's costume settings?"

The system's prompt suddenly sounded in his ears, which surprised Chen Fan.

"It turns out that you can also change clothes, but I also spent a lot of effort to tear the fabric before, and I knew that with this function, cleaning clothes can be dispensed with."

After complaining, Chen Fan said happily: "Bring me a set of Iron Man clothes." ”

"Sorry, there are no parameters in the database."

"Where's Spider-Man?"

"Sorry, there are no parameters in the database."

"Gourd baby? Iron Man? Superman? Hulk? Black Widow? Chen Fan said five in one breath.

"Sorry, there are no parameters in the database."

"What a bad setting, there is no such hot costume." Chen Fan pushed open the door at the end of the corridor, it was empty, and his mood was even more lost.

"Damn, it's all women's clothes....."

Chen Fan clicked on the database and found that all the clothes that could be changed were women's clothes, and there were all kinds of popular models such as gothic and bohemia.

"Forget it, let's use a gothic loli witch costume."

After pressing the confirm button again, bursts of white mist quickly rose at Chen Fan's feet, enveloping the whole person, and after a few seconds, the white mist dissipated, and the dressing process ended.

"Wow? So amazing? Changed it all at once? I thought it was a change of clothes and let me take it off by myself..."

Chen Fan was very satisfied, the pointed hat was there, the witch's robe was also available, and the most considerate thing was that even the French long stick had become a walking stick, although it was essentially made of bread......

……

A box somewhere in the hallway

"Mrs. Zhou, your son-in-law got married today, why are you still playing mahjong with us." Mrs. Zhao was smiling, and the ornaments hanging on her earlobes were very dazzling.

"What's there to do, I don't even want to care about this guy, he's in his twenties, and he doesn't have any sense of doing things." Mrs. Zhou's anger was not gone, and the mahjong was also snapping.

"Yes, yes, yes, but you're not afraid of other people's gossip, so it's better to look at it." The opposite corner of the prince also interjected, as soon as the card was started, he hurriedly added a sentence, "Hey, wait, don't play this one, eighty thousand." ”

"How can you do this, can you still take back the cards that have been played?" Mrs. Zhang, who was wearing heavy makeup on the side, accused.

Now the lady was not happy, and said sarcastically: "Aren't you also a second-hand goods, if you hadn't bumped into a blind person to make you happy, you probably would still be singing at the bar." ”

"You...."The one who was too deceived by others, but he didn't even dare to play with his poor mouth.

"Let's say a few words less, and make money with harmony." Mrs. Zhou's words were the heaviest, and as soon as she spoke, the audience fell silent.

The circle of noblewomen is like this, cynicism is a common word, and everyone before and after it.

"The head of the family just died, did Mrs. Zhou think about finding another one?" Mrs. Zhao didn't eat much of this, and when the atmosphere eased a little, she threw out two more sentences to try.

"Can you not maliciously speculate, there have been enough worries recently, and now I can't even play mahjong." Zhou Taibai glanced at him, but his words were not as tough as just now.

Mrs. Zhao said intentionally or unintentionally: "Hey, it's not that the little white face you raised is not angry, and it is a big deal at this juncture, and you are dragged into the water." ”

"Yo, Mrs. Zhou, then you have to be careful, don't lose your 30 billion net worth when the time comes, and the sisters won't be good with you." Mrs. Wang made eye contact with Mrs. Zhao and grinned.

"As long as this marriage is completed, after October, the mother is more expensive than the child, how can there be any reason not to succeed, and I will be angry if I say it." Mrs. Zhou laughed twice, relieving the awkward atmosphere.

"Hahaha, then we're waiting for your good news." Mrs. Zhao's eyebrows stretched, and even the action of touching the cards was much more elegant.

"Bang!"

"What's going on?" Mrs. Zhao was a little panicked, her eyes turned to the door, and a figure stood outside the door.

"Finally let me find you, this door is soundproof, damn it."