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The Everton players were also ignited by the goal, roaring and rushing over with excitement all the way to celebrate the goal together.

When it comes to celebrating the goal, Vardy feels he has a say.

As Everton's top scorer, Vardy is often surrounded in the middle or pressed under his team-mates after scoring a goal, and everyone celebrates the goal, but no one knows what kind of obscene mentality he actually has.

Anyway, Vardy often feels that when he is at the bottom, his sensitive parts are always quietly attacked by evil hands, and Vardy is also drunk with that faint sense of shame.

Even if you are not attacked by the groping pig hand, it is not comfortable to be crushed underneath, and there is always a feeling that you are going to hang up at any time when you are out of breath.

Therefore, at this time, Vardy will not rush over, even if he is closest to Ferguson.

Hehe, I'm going to be a yellow finch today, and when you all come around, let you also taste the power of the old dragon's grasp.

Several of his team-mates had already gathered around Ferguson in the middle, and Vardy could clearly see Carsley's evil hand reaching for Ferguson's sensitive area.

At that moment, Vardy felt goosebumps fall all over his body.

The culprit had not been found before, and now Vardy knew that it might have been Carsley's.

Well, now it's all about that, celebrate the goal!

Vardy sprinted into the crowd at a pace of 100 metres, pressing Carsley's shoulders and jumping up, he had to go to the top so he didn't get crushed underneath.

As for who is unlucky at the bottom, that's not his concern!

At the moment when his body was rising, Vardy felt that every cell in his body exploded.

But before he could rise to the highest point, his eyeballs bulged out suddenly, as if he had seen something frightened.

Yes, he did see something that frightened him.

On the opposite side of the circle formed by the players, there was also a man who flew up from the outermost part in the same position as Vardy, trying to fly to the top.

Although Vardy's physics may have been taught by the school doorman Uncle Qin, looking at the trajectory of the two, after about 1.25 seconds, the heads of the two will complete an epic impact, which may be as tragic as Mars hitting the Earth.

"Get out of the way!" Vardy's screams were heartbreaking.

"Get out of the way!" Gravison's cries were equally miserable.

But the problem is that people can't help themselves in the air, and neither of them can reverse their movements.

Who said that humans aspire to fly?

Vardy was deeply skeptical at this moment, and the person who said this had definitely not experienced the scene he was about to experience.

The only thing Vardy can do now is to minimize the damage from natural disasters as much as possible.

If the two collide with a fearless mindset by looking straight ahead, then according to the face shape of both sides, the first thing to collide with must be the high noses of the two people.

This is probably the equivalent of reverse plastic surgery with a nose pad.

Then, according to the principles of physics, the small nose will definitely not be the end point of the collision between the two parties, then the next thing to touch must be the sexy lips of the two.

You can imagine how spicy it would have been when Vardy and Gravison leaped high over the crowd and kissed passionately above the crowd as the crowd celebrated their goal.

Oh my God, what a shame!

Vardy couldn't imagine this, and the most crucial question was, did Graveson brush his teeth?

In a flash of light, Vardy reacted most correctly, shrinking his neck and bowing his head in an instant, from looking ahead to looking at the ground, and his whole face was tilted at 45 degrees relative to the ground, so as to ensure that the two would not kiss together.

And Graveson on the other side also made the same choice as Vardy in that moment.

Then, in everyone's stunned eyes, Vardy and Graveson slammed their heads together.

Where is this?

Am I being reborn again in 2017?

Vardy fell to the ground on his back, and at that moment, his mind was almost at a standstill.

Gravison wasn't much stronger, his forehead in front of his bald head was swollen like a steamed bun.

The two of them just lay quietly on their backs on the ground, looking at the clear night sky and the stars twinkling.

Why do you want to sleep?

The Everton fans in the stands have stopped cheering and are dumbfounded to see this scene, this traffic accident should not be considered drunk driving, right?

Liverpool's players on the pitch have even forgotten to blink their eyes, this kind of headbutt kill, they really haven't seen it.

The Everton players who were celebrating in a circle didn't notice the scene, and after celebrating the goal, they walked towards their own half of the pitch with their shoulders in twos and threes, and when they walked over, two people lying on the ground in a large shape were completely exposed.

A gust of wind blew, and everyone thought this scene was so bleak!

"Why didn't you see Jamie and Thomas? It's strange that these two guys didn't come to celebrate the goal! Carsley muttered to Osman Cahill and the others as he walked.

Vardy looked at his teammates in the distance and tried to extend his right hand.

"I think I need to salvage it!"

Everton's team doctor rushed into the pitch and checked on the injuries of the two.

Looking at the man-like female team doctor, Vardy instinctively wanted to refuse, mainly because the psychological shadow brought to him last time was too heavy.

He shook Vardy's shoulders like a puppet, and only let go of his hoop-like hand when he found that Vardy still showed signs of life.

"Tell me, what is this?" A finger was held out, and it shook in front of Vardy as a lion's roar burst out of her mouth.

"Brother, I have a grudge against you, right?" Vardy looked at the beautiful team doctor in a daze, and couldn't help but grin his teeth, his ears buzzing.

The female team doctor in front of her was shocked, regardless of gender, this problem is very serious!

"What's wrong with you? It doesn't matter, right? The women's team doctor said in a panic, and then immediately got up and greeted the stretcher on the sidelines.

Vardy couldn't help but laugh, "If you don't step on my hand, I don't think I'll be fine!" ”

The beautiful team doctor hurriedly moved her feet, her face flushed.

Vardy patted his ass and stood up, rubbing his reddened forehead, the blow really made him a little dizzy.

Gravison next to him had also stood up, looking at Vardy with an unkind expression, of course, Vardy's expression was also not flashing, and where the eyes of the two converged, there was already lightning and thunder.

"Why are you hitting me?"

"Why are you hitting me?"

"Don't learn from me!"

"Don't learn from me!"

"Fuck off!"

"Fuck off!"

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