Who am I?

Where am I now?

Where am I from?

Where am I going?

Where to go and what?

Eat?

Wrong.

Drink?

Wrong.

Sleep?

Wrong?

Pull?

Isn't that right?

So what am I going to do?

"Oh, yes. I know what I'm going to do, I'm going to be the best fortune teller ever. (Swagger)"

"Father, father, Snake is awake."

The boy opened his eyes in a daze, Snake? Is it calling me? But my name is Zhang Wei! (Although because of the love apartment, Zhang Wei's whole lying gun is called.) But I'm not going to admit that my nickname is Snake. ）

Zhang Wei slowly opened his eyes, huh?

This little girl in front of me...... It's very familiar!

With clear big eyes, sassy short black hair, and a boy's dress, he has a stubborn and aggressive momentum.

Seeing this person, Zhang Wei blinked, and almost subconsciously said: "Guina? ”

"Guina, is Snake awake?"

Zhang Wei straightened up and looked at the place where the voice came from.

A middle-aged man with round glasses, long black hair and a long tail, and a gentle and harmless smile was standing there looking at him.

"Nest, Koshiro."

'Bang'

"Ah, it hurts! What are you doing? ”

Zhang Wei held back tears and held his head in his hands. And there's a big bag on top of the head.

"What? What do you say I'm doing? He even called his father's name. ”

Guina raised her fist angrily and said.

"Alright, Guina. Snake just woke up, and you tell him to get some rest. Besides, you knocked Snake unconscious. ”

Koshiro said with a smile.

"I didn't mean to knock my senior brother unconscious, obviously he bumped into it himself, yes, he bumped into it himself."

With that, Guina ran out of the room with a red face.

"Hey, this kid. Snake: Do you feel better? ”

"Master, it's just that my head is still dizzy."

Zhang Wei has 10,000 MMPs in his heart, what's going on? Can anyone tell me what's going on?

"That's good, Snake, then you're resting, resting. If you feel uncomfortable, tell Master. ”

"Yes, Master."

Zhang Wei watched Koshiro walk out of the room and breathed a sigh of relief, he was afraid that Koshiro and they would find something wrong.

Next, Zhang Wei thought carefully about what happened before waking up.

He was originally an ordinary good young man on the earth, and he lived with a Taoist priest when he was a child, if the Taoist priest was a hermit master, he turned out to be a fortune teller on the overpass, and he told fortunes on the overpass with the master since he was a child, and he didn't learn anything, but he learned a lot from being abducted. It is also unlucky, when Zhang Wei set up a stall for the first time to cheat and deceive, he encountered a city management sweep, and was blocked. Zhang Wei was also young and vigorous, thinking that he could beat the chengguan with the peerless martial arts he learned from his master, but he didn't expect to be beaten by the chengguan. I didn't know that the turtle son attacked behind and gave Zhang Wei a brick. It's really in response to the old saying, no matter how high the kung fu is, a brick will be knocked down.

When he woke up again, it was the same scene as before,

Zhang Wei couldn't have imagined that he could be slapped by the city management for a brick, or he could travel into the world of One Piece and possess a ten-year-old kid named Snake. It is worthy of the legend that give me 3,000 chengguan, and I will be able to level the world's nuclear-level strategic forces.

Snake (later called Snake) thought in a mess that although he had been obsessed with One Piece, he had been moved by the plot in this hot-blooded anime, especially the part where Luffy said goodbye to Merry, which was really touching and touching. (Definitely never cried, absolutely not.) But he knows better that this world is extremely dangerous, and all kinds of strange abilities and masters are useful for a peerless martial arts that he only learned from the Earth Master, (yes, he was knocked down by a brick.) I was so insecure, and on the day I couldn't keep it, I hung up inexplicably, and fell to my death like Guina.

Guina, Guina, I'm in the East China Sea Frost Moon Village. I can learn kendo from Koshiro.

But just now I really wanted to hear Guina call me senior brother, and I heard that Koshiro was knocked out by Guina, so I guess my senior brother is a scumbag who learns kendo.

Snake was in a bad mood when he thought of this, and he couldn't even beat Guyna. (Don't mention Sauron to me, you can't compare him to him, after all, he's green.) What a mix! Didn't it mean that as soon as the traverser crossed, he punched the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicked the Beihai Kindergarten, and all those below one meter were put down, and stomped in the morgue, "Stand up unconvinced!" "There is no one who is not convinced. But as soon as he crossed over, he was beaten and stunned by Guina, so how to mix up in the world of One Piece in the future.

Thinking of this, Snake wants to cry without tears!

。。。。。。

Early the next morning.

Snek was so dazed that he heard the sound of a neat command coming from outside the room, and got up and walked outside.

Can you imagine Snake, a 21st-century man, seeing a bunch of snotty, silly smiling little kids, swinging their swords together in a neat line?

Snake said at this time, what a stupidity!

These little kids who came to the dojo to study were all children from Frost Moon Village, tall, short, fat and thin, and a little kid with eyes at the bottom of a wine bottle, every time he saw him, Snake would think of the colleague next to the stall set up by the Earth Master in the past, who also had thick glasses, completely carved out of a mold, the only difference was that the two were older and younger. If it hadn't been for the crossover, Snake would have had to call the uncle over to see if it was his son.

There was also a small bald head, snot dripping down, sucking back again, dripping down, sucking back again.

Snake wanted to wash all his snot for him.

Look down further, okay, it's all crooked melons and cracked dates, miserable, Snake doesn't know how Master Gengshiro accepted apprentices, fortunately, brother's face, Yushu Linfeng Sai Pan'an, a first-class beautiful man in the world.

"Big Brother Snake."

Snake heard someone call himself and immediately came out of his fantasies.

"Oh, Snake, are you alright?"

When Master Koshiro heard Koina's words, he looked back.

"Master, it's no problem."

"Since your body is fine, let's make contact with your juniors and disciples."

"Yes, Master!"

After listening to Master's words, Snake picked up a bamboo sword and walked to the front of the line to collect his mind and began to follow Koshiro's slogan. Wave the bamboo sword in your hand.

"Hack!" "Close!" "Hack!" "Close!"

Snake practiced swinging his sword very seriously. (Snake had already accepted the memories of Brother Sorrow when he crossed over, so he knew everything about the exercises.) ）