I go, what to do?

The egret's forehead was sweating in the room, and his hands were tightly covering his crotch!

Now go out and be beaten by that woman, she is angry and can't beat her and pee out?

"Sister, I was really wrong, I couldn't hold it anymore, I peed my pants, you know my ......"

"Hahaha!" Huang Li smiled: "You deserve it, I just won't let you go today, see what you do?" ”

Egret felt that he was going to be embarrassed and was going to be thrown home today, and he had set up a plot to tease his cousin.

It's really not long, if my cousin sees that I actually peed my pants, it's not the same shame?

After thinking about it, the egret also thought of a solution.

Anyway, I'm playing hooligan on her today, and it doesn't matter if I play it again.

Cousin, I can only say I'm sorry, you forced me all this!

"Sister, are you still outside?" The egret asked cautiously tentatively.

"No, you can come out!" The sound of the yellow oriole came outside, but the egret heard the click of the camera, didn't it, did my cousin still want to take a picture with her mobile phone?

It doesn't matter so much.

"Sister, I think you should avoid it." The egret jumped outside and said, "I'm going to take off my pants now, I really can't help it, I'm going to pee all the way out." ”

"What?" Huang Li's voice immediately became louder, and he said in disbelief: "Egret, if you dare to do such a disgusting thing to me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu released your bird, so that you can only squat and pee for the rest of your life." ”

"Really?" The egret laughed twice, and then raised his voice to strengthen his courage: "I'm coming out, I'm going to open the door, sister, I've really taken off my pants, you'd better avoid it, I'm out!" ”

The egret said as he unbuckled his pants and rushed out.

This trick is really good, and Huang Li didn't expect the egret to be so shameless, and hurriedly ran to the balcony.

The egret took the opportunity to run into the toilet, and the urgency of urinating that made me scratch my heart and lungs was finally resolved.

It's just that......

Egret forgot one thing please, the door lock of the bathroom in his house is broken.

Just when the egret had just settled the matter and didn't have time to lift his pants, the yellow oriole suddenly rushed in.

This fat beating didn't dodge in the end!

In the end, it was the egret who promised two meals of braised rabbit heads.

A family restaurant!

The egret rubbed his reddened ears aggrievedly~ by the yellow oriole, and secretly glanced at the yellow oriole's chest.

Although it is not such an exciting outfit just now, this can be regarded as a kind of royal maid's dress, Si Swenwen, long hair is scattered, and her whole body exudes a bookish girl's atmosphere.

This is really amazing, why does my cousin wear what clothes like someone?

Put on that kind of angry clothes, and get rid of a woman who has fallen into the dust.

Changing into a pure dress gives people a fresh and refined feeling.

When she was seen flirting with those men at school, Egret thought her cousin was a bad girl!

This is the kind of woman who acts like what?

Got a talent for acting?

Sometimes the egret feels that Huang Li must have hidden a lot of secrets in his heart, and he really wants to push her to, no, no, no, it is the feeling of hugging her ~ into his arms and cherishing her!

Just like what the book says, out of the hall, into the kitchen, the lady under the bed, the ~ woman on the bed ~ "In such a color ~ squint ~ squint, believe it or not, I let you be a eunuch!"

My cousin said fiercely without raising her head while scrolling through Weibo.

Bang!

The beautiful dream of the egret is broken!

What a man!

Dressed as a lady, one mouth destroys the anger!

The egret sticks out its tongue! While unwillingly rubbing the little A leg that was kicked by Huang Li.

Syllable!

Huang Li closed the phone and stretched out his finger to hook it.

waited until the egret poked his head over, and then said with a smile: "What, do you feel that I don't match this dress?" Am I supposed to be the kind of woman who is Lao Tzu or Lao Niang with one mouth, stepping on a stool with one foot, eating meat, blowing red wine and white wine, rolling up her sleeves and punching like men? It's best to stand at the mouth of a dark alley at night, waving to passers-by, 'Big A is here to play with plugs'? ”

Huang Li said a word, and the egret automatically made up in his mind!

Poof!

Finally, the egret couldn't help but laugh.

"Yes, yes, don't say it's really like this, I'm really not used to your little freshness that suddenly appeared!"

"Get out!" The yellow oriole flashed its fist at the egret!

"Sister, you said that you are a girl's family, don't move and do it, if this spreads, what if you can't get married, I can tell you, if you can't get married in the future, don't come to me, I won't support you!" The egret looked at Huang Li and said, but when it comes to getting married, whoever can marry his cousin in the future will definitely die happily.

The body and appearance have almost reached the extreme, and even the metamorphosis system in her body can detect the perfect woman!

Thinking that his cousin might be pounced on by another man in the future, and then crushed under him~, the egret felt that his heart was dripping blood.

Thinking back to the feeling of excitement when he knocked down his cousin just now, the feeling of the hand~, the smell of fragrance, the egret secretly made up his mind that before his cousin got married, he must taste the taste first!

Phew, of course, it's not the smell of underwear, but ...... Meat &! The taste of the body!

The braised rabbit head is the family's signature dish, Huang Li seems to have something happy today, ordered three or four dishes in one go, and the egret who saw it was dripping blood in his heart, this is all money!

It's over, and there is no living expenses for the next week!

Lying in a groove, still drinking, this month is in vain!

Bang!

Huang Li opened a bottle of beer and handed it to the egret!

"Don't drink, you know I don't drink!" The egret shook his head, picked up his chopsticks and started eating!

"Is it a man!" Huang Li glanced at the egret, and poured the wine bottle in his hand into his lips as soon as he raised his head.

The egret looked at the braised rabbit head on the table, and then looked at the cousin who blew on the bottle, Nima, who is the man!

A sixteen-year-old girl, pinching the braised rabbit head on a plate and holding a wine bottle at the same time, attracted the attention of the diners around her.

Egret wanted to remind his cousin to pay attention to his image, but he was blocked back by Huang Li's look!

Okay, okay, you're the boss, you have the final say!

Fortunately, there were no accidents during the meal, but when the meal was almost finished, Egret suddenly thought of one thing, that is, his girlfriend Tang Haili seemed to promise to open a room tomorrow!

Although I have experience in opening a house in this regard, I have no experience in doing that at all, do you want to ask my cousin? Otherwise, it won't be good to be embarrassed by then!

At this time, the egret said that he was asking for advice, but in fact, it was completely out of a kind of show-off psychology, who made his cousin always laugh at himself for being a virgin!

"Ahem, that, sister, Tang Haili promised to open a room with me tomorrow!"

"Huh?"

Huang Li was stunned for a moment with a rabbit head stuffed into his mouth!