Chapter 125: The idiot-Han duo makes their debut

...... run? Of course not!

There was too much movement in the hotel to arrest people, so the hooligan team was directly deployed outside. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info waited until the two of them crossed the street, only to see a van pass by, and only after a brief pause before the two actually disappeared into the dense traffic.

In the van, the hooligan leader held a live lobster in one hand, and smiled at the two people who were dragged up like ashes, "There are more two people to introduce such a deal today, and I really say that the two of them are still my noblemen." Hehe, in order to express my gratitude, I specially prepared two large lobsters~ It is said that this thing is the best to eat raw, come and come~ Don't leave it, even the shell is for me to eat! ”

The perspective turned back to Yuwen Xiuze's side. Sending someone to toss two dirt buns who have never seen the world really has no sense of accomplishment, and I can't even raise the interest in taking a look at the results. After arranging everything, Yuwen Xiuce and Bingmiao left the hotel directly.

It was getting late, and there were many stalls on the way to the school. Yuwen Xiuce looked like a country guy who had never seen the world, looking left and right vigorously, and stopped to take a look at a bra seller when he met him......

Bingmiao tried to pull twice at first, but then she couldn't stand two steps and one drag, so she gave up, walked down one way, and was really out of temper when she was tossed.

Seeing that he had walked to the school gate, Yuwen Xiuce squatted down in front of a stall selling beads and jewelry without giving up, and looked like he would live here if he didn't leave today.

"Didn't I just laugh a little bit? Don't be so careful! "Bing Miao is really out of line, and the degree of caution that some people have come up for a while is really speechless.

"Is that called happiness? Ordinary happiness can also spray rice with nose and eyes! Yuwen Xiuce was angry when he thought about it, he was showing his aura (that is, pretending to be forced), and the teammates next to him directly imitated the hum general in the two generals, and he was like a double-barreled pea shooter in Plants vs. Zombies, especially in bursts!

"Accident, accident! I can't repeat that action if you ask me to repeat it! Bingmiao was also a little embarrassed, she was really holding back too hard, for fear that laughing out loud would hurt some people's face. Unexpectedly, his mouth was covered, but his nostrils were not angry, and he fell short.

"How are you looking up to the sky and howling, it's better than being a double-barreled pea shooter!" Yuwen Xiuce was angry when he thought of the embarrassing scene of the hooligan leader kneeling on the ground being hit by two pea bullets, and it was not wipe.

"Next time, I'll look up to the sky and howl." Bing Miao compromised.

"You're going to have a next time! Do you really think the ivory mussels that have knocked people are delicious? Yuwen Xiuce turned his head and began to string the beads on the bara stall.

"Hey, just look, don't do it! It's so expensive, you will pay if you break it! The stall owner pointed his finger at Yuwen Xiuce and scolded loudly.

[Why are there so many goods that feel good about themselves all the way today......]

Yuwen Xiuce glanced at it disdainfully, and it was a young man who spoke. I don't know if it's a senior or a member of the society, but it is estimated that the senior is a little more likely to come out to do some business in his spare time to earn a little money.

Maybe it's because there's no business at night, and my girlfriend is sitting next to me, so I'm so angry, and I talk as if I've been filled with gunpowder.

It's really ...... to smash a stall of this grade It's a shame......

Yuwen Xiuce struggled for half a second, but still gave up decisively, at this level, Xiao Mi San was bullied by himself, and he couldn't go back and show off as a capital for more than ten or twenty years? !

[Author: You think too much! Especially you are the godfather, it is worth showing off to be bullied by you! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Actually, there is another reason why I don't care about him......]

[Author: Because I haven't played the game for several chapters, I'm completely close to my bottom line, right? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Damn! ] You've guessed it! 】

[Author: Have a meal and eat three chapters! ] Why haven't I seen you so hard working on playing games? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: People are iron and rice are steel, and they don't eat a meal (under the stern gaze of the author, the voice is getting smaller and smaller, almost inaudible) and they are hungry and panicked......]

[Author: All night? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: It must be all night! ] 】

[Author: Then you can bully the stall owner. 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: It's so easy to step on, I really don't have the motivation to pretend to be forced. 】

[Author: I don't know what the second generation is, I beat the small ones and the old ones! ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Why is the second generation so smart? I didn't take my girlfriend to open a house at a good time, and ran out to set up a stall to sell stone beads?! 】

[Author: The second generation of beads! ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Mud beating Kai! ] 】

After being reprimanded by the stall owner, Yuwen Xiuce didn't bother to pay attention to it, and got up to leave.

[Author: Are you leaving? This is an obvious foreshadowing, how are you going?! Didn't you say that you don't bully others, and go back and play games! What the hell is this going on! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Just look at it, I really don't bully him. 】

Maybe he felt that his boyfriend was a little rude just now, or maybe he saw that Yuwen Xiuce was quite a bit beautiful and wanted to tease, and the girl who was sitting on the side and had been playing with her mobile phone suddenly got up and apologized for her boyfriend.

And then......

The stall owner and his girlfriend quarreled!

And then......

Yuwen Xiuce and Bingmiao walked away......

[Yuwen Xiuce: Look, I said it's nothing......]

[Author: The beauty of water! Like one! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Shhhh Low-key and low-key! 】

After Yuwen Xiuce relied on his superb hatred-pulling technique to water for a while, he and Bingmiao returned to the campus without incident.

The reason why I didn't go back to the dormitory right away was because someone's bad taste had flare up again...... I plan to run into the woods, find a few lovers who are so carried away to scare them, and meet them with a decent appearance, and maybe they can rob them by the way.

"Really?" Bing Miao stopped tangled outside the grove and said, "How scary it would be if you ran into two men!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce looked at himself, and then at Bingmiao.

"Alas, it's a good ......," Bing Miao sighed, "Let's be scared." ”

The specific process is omitted from 730,000 words!

[Yuwen Xiuce: If you write a book of less than 300,000 words in total, you will cut 700,000 here, and I really can't find any other words to describe you except swear words......]

[Author: You are a person who has played 700,000 words in the woods all night, and you are embarrassed to say me! 】

Putting aside the quarrelsome duo, since that night, there has been one more of the seven weird talks on campus - the idiot duo in the grove!

[Bing Miao: I'm not an idiot! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I'm an idiot, you are a two, the full name is a very powerful person, let's call it a crazy duo together! ] 】

[Bing Miao: Then I'll be an idiot! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Then I'll be a person! Idiot, uh (two)...... People, combinations! 】

[Bing Miao: Are you going to freeze me to death in the summer!] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Let's go, take advantage of this cool air, hurry back to the house to play. 】

Unlike the first time Yuwen Xiuce broke into the girls' dormitory building, and all the members of the security team arrived within five minutes, now Yuwen Xiuce and Bingmiao can enter and exit openly. The housekeeper at the door smiled flatteringly when she saw the two, Yuwen Xiuce covered her twitching stomach, nodded politely, and rushed back to the room.

(Another brother is getting married today, and the author is considering whether to repeat what he said yesterday...... The remnants of discipline and sanity are wrestling desperately with the fingers placed on ctrl+v...... )

(Hmph, it's just a joke, such a water thing, the author doesn't bother to do it, I'm a golden frozen saint who can make all the small droplets in the air freeze and fall!) )