Chapter 462: The toilet celebrates, and the phone door ends
It's a rollercoaster goal that can easily stir people's emotions, and even Pierdy, who scores a lot of goals, finds such a goal very rare.
But it doesn't matter if the goal is beautiful or not, the important thing is that their celebration should be staged.
Running to the sidelines and waving to a few friends, Vardy's smile was unusually bright.
Seeing Jamie Vardy's move, and seeing three more United players running towards him, fans familiar with their playful style immediately realised that they might be having some kind of fancy celebration again.
Sure enough, to everyone's surprise, the four of them got together and started their performance again.
Ferdinand stood there, his right elbow reaching forward, his forearm hanging down naturally, a bit like a robot.
Seeing Ferdinand's movements, fans felt that these guys might have to do a robot dance en masse.
Well, although it doesn't feel creative, it's still more graphic to dance with a few people!
But the next Rooney didn't think the same as they thought, but knelt down with his back to Ferdinand, his hands folded above his head.
What does this mean?
Fans said they couldn't understand it, but they looked forward to it even more.
Then Ronaldo knelt sideways in front of Rooney, bent down and supported the ground with his hands, and Rooney also bent down and put it on Ronaldo's back.
Fans are confused, what is this?
Performance art?
What does this look want to express?
This look looks very... There are no characteristics!
Then, at this time, Vardy finally came out and walked in front of the trio.
I saw Vardy help Rooney who was lying on Ronaldo's back, and then sat on Ronaldo's back, leaned forward, and made a forceful gesture!
Seeing this scene, many fans instantly sprayed rice, because they could already see what these guys were doing!
Ferdinand is the water tank, Rooney is the cover, Ronaldo is the base, and the three of them are clearly combined into a flush toilet!
Countless fans feel like they're going to faint, Manchester United is too fresh and refined!
As for Vardy, who is sitting on it, it goes without saying that he is naturally!
"Manchester United has once again refreshed my perception of them, only they can't think of it, there is no such group of people who dare not play!"
"This toilet is so advanced, I want one too!"
'I know it's a goal celebration, but I hope Vardy doesn't get too immersive and doesn't really pull it out on my back......
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In fact, Ronaldo is really worried, Vardy can do anything with this teasing, even if he doesn't really pull it out, farting and crashing himself is enough to bear it!
But fortunately, what worried Ronaldo did not happen, Vardy stood up, put Rooney back on Ronaldo, that is, closed the toilet seat, and finally pulled Ferdinand's arm, apparently this was the final pumping action, and then the whole celebration was successfully completed.
The four of them got up and hugged each other, although Rooney and Ronaldo also wanted to be the protagonists of the toilet, but in fact, the overall effect of the scene was good, so they didn't care!
The United fans in the stands were filled with joy as they saw their favourite scene at Old Trafford.
The fans in front of the TV were already overjoyed because they saw Manchester United's bizarre celebration of the goal, which was more interesting than the cookie-cutter celebration of the others.
However, some people seem to see through the deep meaning of this celebration, and can't help but be dumbfounded, this is a fair irony of the FA.
A phonegate incident caused a devastating earthquake of 8.0 magnitude in English football, and the FA, which was already full of complaints, has no image to speak of after all the dirty things have been exposed.
Perhaps the previous celebrations of Vardy and others were more humorous and humorous, and there were no more profound meanings, and it was enough for everyone to have a good time.
But this time, at this sensitive moment, is there really no more meaning in this toilet celebration?
By no means!
Where is Vardy's fuel-efficient lamp, there are few times when he doesn't cause trouble, and you expect him to stay honestly for a day, so it is better to pray for the sun to rise in the west.
What's more, it can't be called to cause trouble now, but the FA is deliberately targeting him!
Will the bullied Vardy let go of such an opportunity?
He was definitely satirizing the FA with this celebration.
The FA is like this flush toilet, hiding all the dirt in the world, and Vardy is mocking the FA in this metaphorical way.
The final flushing action is like an ending, symbolizing that all the dirt will be washed away, and they will not end well!
That's right, that's what it means!
Those who saw it all were thrilled and knew that Vardy would not disappoint.
Sure enough, he once again pulled the FA out and whipped the corpse severely.
Especially those media reporters, like sharks smelling fishy, swarmed up, the game is not over yet, the news is already flying all over the sky.
"Sure enough, it's still the same flavor I'm familiar with, Vardy is Vardy, and he never backs down!"
"The FA is the toilet bowl with dirt and dirt, this metaphor is too vivid!"
"I can't help but release it, and I also experience the pleasure of excreting in the mouth of the FA!"
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The game continued, but the excitement of the whole game seemed to have been exhausted in just two minutes, and there was hardly much excitement left in the rest of the game.
The main thing is that Vardy's toilet celebration is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that until the end of the game, there are still many people's minds silent here, and this is the first time that a toilet can attract so much attention.
In the end, Manchester United continued to cement their lead with a narrow home win over Blackburn Rovers and firmly held their position in the final sprint to the league.
It's just that this victory was not paid attention to the celebrations of Vardy and others in the game, and everyone was talking about their celebrations in the context of the biggest crisis facing the FA.
In an interview after the game, Vardy faced the reporters' questions and said very indifferently: There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people, so he can't care what others think.
This is tantamount to confirming the fact that he mocked the FA.
If it had been the same as before, the FA would have been able to kill Jamie Vardy.
But now, the FA is too busy to take care of itself, where is the time to take care of Vardy?
They were lucky to be able to keep the institution alive.
Jamie Vardy and a handful of cattle managed to grab the headlines again in England, where the whole world football was talking about their funny but meaningful toilet celebrations.
I have to say that the businessman's sense of smell is keen, and the British luxury bathroom brand Heath immediately came to the door and invited Vardy to endorse their toilets, and in order to rub the heat, Heath simply made a series of toilets with Triesman, and even the name of the chairman of the FA was directly used.
Several people were also surprised, they didn't expect that an unintentional move could actually bring them a new endorsement, which is not a lot of income!
And in Europe, endorsing the toilet is not considered to damage the image, let alone a high-end toilet, so several people readily agreed.
From the endorsement negotiation to the advertising listing, it only took less than a week for Heath to race against time, and the heat of the toilet celebration has not passed, and their advertisements can already be seen on TV.
At this time, the teammates who rejected Vardy were remorseful, and they knew that they could still be mixed with endorsements, and it didn't matter how miserable they were.
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Ahead of Manchester United's trip to Rome, the court finally announced the result of the call-gate incident in English football.
FA president Triesman was sentenced to three years in prison and banned for life from the UK for interfering in league operations, referee appointments and financial problems.
John Baker, chairman of the referees' committee, was also sentenced to two years in prison for interfering with the referee's normal law enforcement and financial problems;
Two referees were sentenced to a year and a half in prison for accepting commissions, while five referees were banned for life from officiating matches;
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There was a great purge, and it seemed that the whole world was cleansed.
There don't seem to be a few people left in the FA as a whole, and even those who have not been punished have left on their own initiative, because their butts may not be very clean.
It's just that the FA will remain this institution, after all, English football still needs a governing body, even if another institution is launched, I am afraid it may not be better than the FA.
Martin Glenn will be rebuilding the FA in this most difficult time as the president of the FA on an interim basis, and no one can say exactly what the new FA will look like in front of everyone.
Vardy couldn't help but sigh, can he be blamed for being ruthless?
Vardy is not a selfish man, but he will not provoke anyone, but you should not think that you can bully me.
The FA didn't have that awareness, maybe they thought Vardy was a bully, and then the whole FA fell.
He just wants to play quietly and tease quietly, and he hopes that the new FA will not come to his own trouble when he has nothing to do, otherwise, he will definitely not mind doing it again.
Maybe Triesman in prison should repent of his crimes, but he may not know that it is Vardy who has caused all this today, which he once did not pay attention to.
Jamie Vardy is definitely different from any other player, he has the help of the system and he can face everything more calmly.
The curtain came down quickly on England's phonegate, which began with a storm far greater than Italy's, but the final impact was far less than the latter, but in any case, a new page has been turned in English football, and the future is promising.