6. Unintentional
At this moment, it was Kang Hua and others who stopped Guan Yu and Jiang Da, and at the first time when Guan Yu went crazy, Kang Hua took his little brother to the side and waited for the opportunity to move, just when everyone was eager to escape from Guan Yu with two more legs, a second stunned man jumped out and shouted: "Second brother Guan, I'm here to help you." Stupidly rushed over, Kang Hua laughed out loud at the time, if it was so cheap, these people would not be jumped by Guan Yu's chickens and dogs, I didn't see him Kang Hua made so many preparations, and now he can only stay here and wait for the opportunity, and this poor little guy probably doesn't know that Guan Yu's logic system is bug, otherwise Guan Yu would suddenly go berserk, and he would not use so many means.
Sure enough, these two stunned people went up to help but kicked Guan Yu, seeing this scene, Kang Hua almost laughed, he could already imagine the tragic experience of this guy. Sure enough, the furious Guan Yu didn't listen to any explanation from him, and took him down in a hurry, looking at this guy's painful expression, Kang Hua couldn't help but feel sorry for him.
However, what Kang Hua didn't expect was that he didn't know what this guy said suddenly, Guan Yu actually returned to normal and didn't go crazy, and let him go? There was even a chatting and laughing. What's the situation? Could it be that this guy is GM? What command did you use to make Guan Yu return to normal? But it's not like that. Wait, what's going on? Guan Yu actually wants to go with him?
After planning for so long, how can you let this guy pick up the cheap. But looking at their faces and movements, it was definitely not that guy who subdued Guan Yu, if Guan Yu was so easy to be subdued, he would complain about "Tianma". But looking at it now, that guy just doesn't know how to gain Guan Yu's favor, and he has mixed up with the role of a follower, and he still has a chance, after all, there are so many tricks that are useless.
Seeing that Guan Yu was about to leave with Jiang Da, Kang Hua hurriedly jumped out and called the two of them, and if they didn't come out, Guan Yu would run away with others.
The departure of Guan Yu and Jiang Da naturally caused a commotion among the onlookers, but seeing Kang Hua jumping out first to stop the two of them, because there was an example of the tragic encounter of the guy who jumped out first, everyone was naturally willing to temporarily give Kang Hua a chance to show his face, make soy sauce by himself, and watch leisurely.
"Also called Guan's 'second brother', the careful thinking of your group of people has long been known clearly, but today for the sake of my brother's face, I won't care about you, if you don't open your eyes, you will not blame Guan's subordinates for being ruthless." Guan Yu saw that someone suddenly stopped him, and he was unhappy for a while, interrupting his communication with his newly met brother is a small matter, and delaying his change of clothes is a big matter, if he doesn't change his clothes now, do you want to continue to listen to you with your bare ass and listen to those nonsense that you have heard for a long time? Moreover, Guan Yu naturally will not have a good face for this group of culprits who blocked him from going to Zhuo County, and also ruined his clothes, causing himself to appear a big ugly person in front of so many people.
"Second brother Guan and..." Kang Hua stretched out his hand to stop the two people who turned around and left, but was suddenly stopped.
"Hua Shao, don't stop it." Mr. Xiang, who came here at some point, grabbed Kanghua's shoulder and prevented Kanghua from continuing to entangle.
"You're here? Why did you stop me, I was about to leave without seeing Guan Yu? Kang Hua looked back at the person who stopped him, and said with an unhappy face: "If you don't talk about the previous things, if you don't stop Guan Yu now, then our plan is not useless." ”
"Hua Shao, you wait first." Seeing Kang Hua's unhappy expression, Mr. Xiang did not move at all, and continued in a flat tone: "Look at Guan Yu's clothes. ”
"Clothes? What's wrong? Do you mean to say that his clothes are a little rotten or that he has a green hat on his head? Everyone knows what's strange about Guan Yu's cuckold, and the current cuckold doesn't have that much meaning. ”
"Uh..." Hearing Kang Hua's answer, Mr. Xiang was a little speechless by Kang Hua, what were you thinking, he took a breath hard to calm down and continued to say expressionlessly: "Hua Shao should also know very well that Guan Yu is a very proud person, but now it is obvious that Guan Yu's clothes are torn, and the broken place is still very embarrassing, which is intolerable for a person with a good face, let alone such a proud person as Guan Yu." ”
"And I already learned on the way here just now, when Guan Yu was angry, he also screamed and actually broke his clothes, so it is obvious that because someone accidentally broke Guan Yu's clothes, Guan Yu's ass was exposed, which made Guan Yu, who was extremely good-looking, unacceptable, and it would cause Guan Yu to go crazy before."
"And according to my analysis, this player probably started from this point to win Guan Yu's favor and successfully calm Guan Yu's anger. Therefore, for Guan Yu, the most important thing at the moment is to change his clothes, and anyone who stops him will be disgusted by him for whatever reason. However, Hua Shao can rest assured that this player did not subdue Guan Yu with this, judging from the current situation, he is just Guan Yu's little brother, so he doesn't have much threat at all, after all, not everyone is Liu Bei, who is someone else's eldest brother, can also be someone else's little brother, especially Guan Yu, an extremely proud person, let his former little brother be his own big brother, it is better to kill him, so although this player has won Guan Yu's favor, he has already been out of the battle for Guan Yu. ”
"So if you stop Guan Yu now, it will only increase the sense of disgust, and there will be no good progress, although it is a pity to give up now, but there is no way. We can only hurry back now to prepare, and when Liu Bei recruits Guan Yu, we will throw out all our conditions and share with Liu Bei to see if we can cut off the beard, although the probability is very small, but it is not hopeless. ”
"Isn't it just clothes? How many more clothes can I be missing? Who is that, did you bring any extra clothes? ”
After listening to Mr. Xiang's analysis, Kang Hua suddenly realized that according to Guan Yu's performance just now, things might really be as Mr. Xiang had speculated. But is he Kanghua a person who gives up lightly? If you have a chance now, why wait until later, and the success rate of the latter opportunity is not high.
"None? Hey, big man, take your clothes off first. Kang Hua patrolled around everyone for a while, and soon set his sights on a big man about the same as Guan Yu.
"What? No way? What are all men shy about here? 2w block, as long as a robe, you don't have no clothes inside, if it's not too troublesome to run to the county, do you think I want you to take off your clothes? ”
"How? Now you can stop Guan Yu. After a while, Kang Hua asked Mr. Xiang triumphantly with a piece of clothing that still had body temperature.
Although I really want to stay away from this fool at the moment, but there is no way, who makes the family the owner of the money, and Mr. Xiang also enjoys the atmosphere where the people around him are trying to stretch out their ears to hear what he is saying. Holding his forehead, he smiled bitterly lightly, and made an embarrassed appearance, at least he couldn't let the people around him think that he was the same kind as this Hua Shao, so he said with a little crying and laughing: "Hua Shao, after Guan Yu followed Liu Bei, Cao Cao's kindness didn't impress him, and now you want to subdue him with a piece of clothing that has just been taken off someone else's body?" ”
"But that guy isn't Liu Bei either, and didn't you say that Guan Yu's top priority now is to change clothes?" As soon as Mr. Xiang's words fell, there was a burst of laughter around him, and Kang Hua was also a little embarrassed in the laughter, but he still came back very stiffly.
"Ugh." Mr. Xiang also knew that what he said just now made Kang Hua a little embarrassed, so he didn't get angry after being scolded, and continued to smile and said: "Hua Shao should also know Guan Yu's character, and he won't give up easily if he decides it, this is also the reason why everyone wants to subdue Guan Yu, at least loyalty is absolutely no problem, so do you think that you can make Guan Yu give up his principles if you have a piece of clothing now?" ”
"And calling Guan Yu back now is not necessarily faster than them, and the most important thing is that Guan Yu will definitely not change his clothes in front of so many people. So now we'd better rush back as soon as possible to make arrangements, after all, we have to grab a man with Liu Bei later, and we don't know what obstacles 'Tianma' has set up to maintain this classic plot, and not being ready is almost equivalent to giving up directly. ”
Kang Hua glanced at Guan Yu and the others, who were almost out of sight, thought carefully for a while, still gave up hatefully, waved his hand and took people back. And the people around him seemed to agree with Mr. Xiang's statement, and they packed up their things and went back. However, there are also people whose eyes are shining, and the live broadcast of Guan Erye changing clothes, this gimmick is enough to burn and explode.
And here, Jiang Da, who has gradually become familiar with Guan Yu, has time to take a closer look at this newly recognized big brother at this time: oily and knotted hair, stained robe, except for the torn place behind him, the rest of the robe is also full of holes, and even the long hair that this big brother is most proud of is curly and knotted.
At this moment, the smell of sweat almost suffocated Jiang Da, where is this the peerless fierce general rumored in later generations, it is clearly a beggar who has fled.
Guan Yu, who was very happy to get the new clothes and constantly compare them on his body to make sure that this dress was very suitable, wanted to be polite a few more words, only then did he notice his little brother's ugly face and gesture of wanting to speak, and it seemed that this little brother was standing farther away from him than before? Maybe it's a delusion.
"Why did the boy make this picture of a mother-in-law and mother-in-law? If you're a brother with me, just say it, and you're not as small as you think. ”
Jiang Da saw that his eldest brother was unhappy, and he was a little nervous in his heart, but he was even more afraid that his outspoken words would completely anger the newly recognized eldest brother, so he brewed in his heart for a long time before he spoke: "I heard that the eldest brother said that this time we are going to Zhuo County to join the army?" ”
"That's natural, now that the Yellow Turban is in turmoil, it's time for me to join the army and serve the country."
"Big brother, we went to Zhuoxian County to join the army, and with the ability of the eldest brother, we can naturally get ahead, but the younger brother has something to say directly, I am waiting to join the army to serve the country, but the attitude of the eldest brother has passed, and those who don't know still think that the eldest brother is fleeing, and there is no way to join the army, and it is still unknown whether he can even be put into the army, let alone being taken seriously."
Hearing this, Guan Yu looked at his tattered clothes carefully, sniffed the smell on his body, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, sure enough, it wasn't an illusion before, but it wasn't good to say anything, after all, he was a little sloppy at the moment: "I have been in and out of the wilderness for a certain period of time, and I lost my clothes again, so I didn't pay attention to it in a hurry, but fortunately, the virtuous brother reminded me." ”
"I know there's a river nearby, so it's not bad for us to wash up first and then join the army." Jiang Da saw that Guan Yu noticed his problem, and hurriedly put forward his own suggestion, he couldn't stand it if he continued like this.
"What you said is very true, at least you can't dirty the robe of the virtuous brother in vain." Guan Yu smiled and raised the clothes in his hand in agreement.
"Tianma" headquarters
"Mr. Luo, Mr. Luo, it's not good." A person rushed into the general manager's office in a panic and shouted loudly.
"What's the matter? Can you not be so surprised? The wide office chair turned around, revealing a man with a helpless face.
"I'm sorry, but something really went wrong this time."
"What's the problem? Can't you follow the procedure to solve it? The Luo man also began to come out seriously at this moment.
"Taoyuan Three Righteousness is going to become Taoyuan Righteousness. Before, we induced Guan Yu to rush to Zhuo County today to meet with Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, but now Liu Bei and Zhang Fei are about to leave after being full of wine and food in the tavern, Guan Yu has not yet arrived in Zhuo County, according to the current development, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei will not be able to meet Guan Yu before bowing. ”
"What's the situation? Wasn't it good before? In order to reduce trouble, we also deliberately induced Guan Yu to take the path to avoid bumping into the player, now what about Guan Yu? Where is it? "The Luo man is also a little big at the moment, although the game is open, but at least in the early stage, it must follow the historical context, if the plot of Taoyuan Three Knots is lost by himself, then what kind of Three Kingdoms is this, and he will not be complained to death by those picky players.
"Guan Yu was blocked by players in the valley outside Zhuo County, and one of the players seemed to be accepted by Guan Yu as a younger brother, according to the previous example, this kind of person will not have a significant impact on historical figures, so he was only included in the observation state and not dealt with, who knew that this guy actually took Guan Yu to take a bath, so this time is a bit uncatchable."
"Is this still called a little? You hurry up and call a group of people who contact us to stop Liu Bei and Zhang Fei from leaving the tavern, you go and contact that player No matter what, let him stop rubbing and hurry up with Guan Yu to Zhuoxian. Although he was very angry, the Luo man still made a solution as soon as possible: "Also, try to get that player away from Guan Yu, it's too good to make trouble, just be a little brother who just recognized, and you can get it in the future." ”