For the remaining 20 minutes of the first half, Swansea were completely pinned down in their own half by Manchester United.

There were at least four or five dangerous attacks from United's side. Unfortunately, luck didn't stand with Manchester United, and they couldn't score.

More than half of these four or five threatening attacks were organized by veteran lieutenant Liu Yun.

Mourinho was delighted off the pitch. Liu Yun and Juan Marta are both the kind of players who play a leading role in the front court. But Liu Yun, a player, has a natural advantage over Mata - that is, Liu Yun can score!

Not to mention the League Two Golden Boot and the FA Cup Golden Boot, the hat trick in the last round has proved that Liu Yun is a goal machine!

The minutes passed, and finally, the first half ended.

Manchester United dressing room.

Mourinho said to Liu Yun and Lukaku with a serious face: "Oh my God! You don't even think Swansea's goal is worth £50! It's so unethical! ”

Liu Yun and Lukaku were stunned. The gambling game on the special plane, Mu Shuai, you also participated! Besides, it's just a joke. The three-year-old would only believe that Liu Yun passed the must-have goal to Romelu Lukaku for a measly £50.

Mu Shuai gasped: "It's too unprofessional!" By doing so, you are showing the greatest disrespect to the people of Swansea. But – I love it! The players of the Red Devils and Manchester United should humiliate their opponents like this! ”

Hearing Mourinho say this, there was another burst of laughter in the dressing room.

Sir Alex Ferguson once famously said: A harmonious dressing room is worth at least 20 league goals.

The current Manchester United dressing room is even more united than Ferguson's Class of 92 era.

Captain Valencia teased Pogba: "Hey, Boba, do you have to make a bet in the second half?" ”

Pogba shook his head with a cute face: "No, no, no, I know why the FA bans players from the gambling industry!" Because..... It's so easy to cheat! ”

The second half of the game begins!

United were firmly in control of the situation. New season, new look. Manchester United are back strong as a strong team.

The fans watching the United game on the TV were all jubilant. They firmly believe that in the second half of the game, Manchester United will definitely slaughter Swansea.

50th minute.

Pogba counter-attacked after breaking the ball and he picked it up to Mkhitaryan in front of him. Mkhitaryan crosses the ball to Lukaku at 45 degrees.

Romelu Lukaku breaks through at a 45-degree angle on the edge of the box. He passed a defender.

With where he is, there is an option to shoot.

If it were Lukaku in the Chelsea era and Lukaku in the Everton era, he would definitely choose to shoot without hesitation at this time.

But now he is the Red Devils Manchester United's Lukaku!

Lukaku sees Liu Yun in a better position! At this point, the attention of the Swansea defenders was all on Romelu Lukaku. Liu Yun took the opportunity to run out of position on the right side of the penalty area, and there was no one to defend!

Lukaku kicks up! It turned out to be a fake shot. Lukaku deceived the opposing defender and passed the ball to Liu Yun.

Liu Yun got up and shot from close range after receiving the ball! The ball goes straight to the top right corner of the goal! Poor Swansea goalkeeper Fabianski can only look at the ball and sigh even if Yashin is possessed now.

The ball is in! 3:0, just 5 minutes into the second half, Lukaku fed Liu Yun cakes, Liu Yun scored a goal, 3:0, the Red Devils Manchester United was far ahead of Swansea!

Liu Yun ran to Lukaku's side and high-fived him in celebration.

The duo won't know that after this game, the striker duo will be given a new name by the media: "Manchester United Double L Pair".

Mourinho jumped up in excitement and shouted: "Damn the Welshman, have you seen the power of Manchester United?" ”

Thankfully, Jose Mourinho is far from Swansea's dugout. Otherwise, the coaching staff of Swansea will hear his clamour, and it will be another lawsuit.

Liu Yun's goal has killed the game. After Manchester United took a big lead, the players played more and more relaxed.

In the 60th minute, Pogba shot from outside the box and hit a beautiful world wave. At 4-0, Manchester United extended their lead again.

In the 74th minute, Rashford received a wonderful pass from Liu Yun and scored from a small angle in the penalty area. At 5:0, Manchester United began the massacre!

In the 77th minute, Mourinho replaced Liu Yun and Lukaku one after another, and replaced Martial and Pereira.

Mourinho's purpose in doing so is clear, and the combination of Liu Yun and Romelu Lukaku has already helped the team to win. It's time for the substitutes to get on the pitch and feel the game.

After Liu Yun and Romelu Lukaku went off, the frenzied United didn't seem to have any sympathy for underdogs Swansea. In the 83rd minute, Manchester United won a corner. Rashford takes a corner kick, and Matic makes a header to 6:0!

In the 88th minute, substitute Anthony Martial received a 45-degree pass from Mkhitaryan in the penalty area, and his header broke through the ten fingers of Swansea goalkeeper Fabianski, 7:0!

On Swansea's side, from the manager to the players, everyone is praying to God to let time pass faster and end this humiliating battle quickly.

Finally, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game! In the second round of the Premier League, Manchester United slaughtered Swansea 7-0 away from home, avenging the double defeat by Swansea last season.

Manchester United also ranks first in the standings with an astonishing record of 6 points and 13 goal difference after winning both games!

Post-match press conference.

Mourinho sat with Liu Yun, Lukaku and Valencia with a red face. The magic bird was obviously in a good mood, and before the press conference began, he joked with his disciples from time to time.

The press conference officially began.

"Dear Coach Jose Mourinho. I'm a reporter for The Guardian. Manchester United faced West Ham United and Swansea City in the first two rounds, and achieved an astonishing record of 13 goals in two games. Now, can you say what Manchester United's goals are for this season? ”

Jose Mourinho replied: "Manchester United's goal for the season, Chairman Woodward has already said it at the beginning of the season, why do you want to ask me again? ”

The Guardian reporter was unrelenting: "Then I'll change the question." Coach Jose Mourinho, what do you hope to lead United to this season? ”

Mourinho is in full swing at this point. He said something that made the reporters in the press room look at each other: "My goal?" I have only one goal, and that is to rebuild the Manchester United dynasty! ”

As soon as Mourinho's words came out, the reporter of the Guardian who asked the question was stunned in place.

The reporters were silent for a while, then whispered.

Rebuilding the Manchester United dynasty? That's a bit too loud, isn't it?

Manchester United dynasty? As we all know, during the Ferguson professional coaching season, from the 92-93 season to the 2012-13 season, Manchester United won a total of 13 league titles, 5 league runners-up, and 3 league third places. Manchester United have never even tasted fourth. At that time, the Premier League was ruled by Manchester United, which can be called the Manchester United dynasty.

But after Ferguson's retirement, Manchester United's results have been declining. Seventh in the league in 13-14, fourth in the league in 14-15 and fifth in the league in 15-16, Manchester United finished sixth in the league under the leadership of the Magic Bird last season.

How easy is it for United to regain the glory of the Alex Ferguson era or even the Busby era? How easy is it to rebuild Manchester United's dynasty?

Madman, madman, your tone is too big, isn't it?