Chapter 44: Farce
"Whew, snort, brother, good foot strength."
The miscellaneous wolf stuck out his tongue and lay in the garbage heap admiring the gold tools he "carried", and Han Shiqi on the side smoothed the white hair, but his breath was not chaotic at all.
"Aren't you a horse fairy, just a wild fairy?"
"Out of the horse fairy?"
The miscellaneous wolf shook his head with a smile and said, "If I haven't done it for decades, I've forgotten that I'm still a horse fairy."
There is no one to worship me, and I am not considered a horse immortal.
Wild immortals are wild immortals, anyway, it's pretty much the same. ”
Han Shiqi lay on a garbage bag with his paws on the back of his head, crossed his legs, squinted at the miscellaneous wolf, and said, "The local tyrant outside who pretends to be mentally handicapped is hanging you, right?"
What, you weren't fooled? ”
"Hmm...... Is that local tyrant pretending to be mentally retarded? ”
The furry wolf stood up suddenly, looking dazed.
"Oops!"
He took out the valuable Patek Philippe from his waist bag, and then the Patek Philippe suddenly popped out a yellow gossip charm and shrouded the motley wolf.
"Xu Kaisi !!"
The miscellaneous wolf said the name angrily, and then was frozen in place by the gossip charm.
"Maoshan Daofa?"
Han Shiqi was suddenly taken aback, although he had heard of the existence of Maoshan Dao from Huang San after coming to this world, he had never seen it with his own eyes, and he didn't expect to see it here and there in this way.
And the miscellaneous wolf was frozen by the gossip charm to verify his conjecture, that mentally handicapped tyrant really came to fish!
But this brain-dead wolf can be fooled like this......
Han Shiqi shook his head, his IQ was really touching.
"Hahahaha, Zhou Xingxing, you run, you run again!
I finally caught you this time, and obediently hand over the things I stole from the Maoshan Sect, so that I can explain to Brother Wu.
Otherwise, Zhou Xingxing, you should know that the flag hanging on the yacht tomorrow will have an extra colorful and bright fur.
"Xu, Xu Kaisi, don't be complacent, do you think I will be tricked so easily?
Hahahaha, I had long expected that you would use clumsy means to trick me, so I found a master in the family to deal with you!
Uncle, come on!
Kill that stinky Taoist priest and save me! ”
Han Shiqi buckled his nose, still crossed Erlang's legs, and didn't care about the pleading eyes of the miscellaneous wolf.
"Shut up, we don't have a miscellaneous wolf like you in our race, look at you, what does the grassland look like overhead?
Are you just looking forward to being a cuckold? ”
Han Shiqi is most unaccustomed to the kind of gossip gangsters, the current miscellaneous wolf is like the green-haired gangster in the wolf pack, and it seems that he is still a habitual thief, of course Han Shiqi chose to be an enlightened elder and handed him over to the "police"!
The figure at the entrance of the garbage room swayed, obviously not only Xu Kaisi who was said in the mouth of the miscellaneous Zhou Xingxing.
Han Shiqi smiled and watched the changes quietly, and took a cruise to Nanbang to eat delicious food and watch a good show, which couldn't be more praised.
"White, that's just a dog stealing food, master, by the way, let's submit together!"
Belch...... Watching the play and seeing the fire, Han Shiqi felt that it was not fun.
"Uncle, uncle, uncle~"
Changed the titles one by one, and seeing that Han Shiqi still didn't move, the miscellaneous Zhou Xingxing was anxious.
"Grandpa, Ancestor!
For the sake of our kindred, save the little ones! ”
Glancing at the miscellaneous wolf, Han Shiqi snorted coldly: "Who is of the same clan as you, Lao Tzu is the blue wolf king on the Siberian snowfield!" ”
"What a coincidence, Lord Wolf King, the little one is also from Siberia, we are fellow countrymen!"
"I'm a husky."
"That's even more coincidental, I'm also a husky, you see, do the features of my face look like a husky? My tail will be upturned!
Save your people, O king! ”
"I'm the Great Tengu."
"I'm also a great ...... What the? ”
The miscellaneous wolf Zhou Xingxing crunched there, the big tengu? Just kidding, it's been extinct for 800 years!
Under the gaze of disbelief, a pair of white wings stretched out behind Han Shiqi, and the powerful and boundless mana instantly vibrated away.
"Fourth, the four great immortal family patriarch-level horse immortals are really great tengu!"
", that miscellaneous hair really invited the big guy in the clan, the idea is pricked, and the wind is tight!"
The figure at the entrance emitted a heavy yellow mang, and instantly withdrew more than ten meters, and then fled with a greeting, really coming and going in a hurry.
"Call it a day!"
Han Shiqi clapped his hands and withdrew his wings, and looked back at the miscellaneous wolf that was blown against the wall by the strong wind that was surrounded by Han Shiqi and strengthened his momentum with the garbage.
"Grandpa! Thanks for the rescue! ”
"Shut up! I don't have a grandson as big as you! ”
"A grandfather for one day, a grandfather for life, grandson Zhou Xingxing swears to the sky here that he will definitely honor you!
But can you help me unravel this gossip charm first? ”
"Solution?" Han Shiqi grinned and showed a smile that was cool and hung in the sky.
"No!"
"Don't mind! Grandpa, grandpa! ”
Han Shiqi tiptoed to the entrance of the garbage room and looked around.
No one!
Get out of the way!
He didn't know how to use the magic of the horse immortal himself, let alone the Maoshan technique. Solution? Find the wrong person!
And he also counted on this cruise ship to take him to Nanbang to be chic, how could he fight with a ragtag wolf for a motley wolf.
If he accidentally sank the cruise ship, he would have no place to cry.
And......
He shook off his Patek Philippe watch.
Put it on the dog's paw!
"Wang Xiaocong's husky can wear a kidney fruit watch, but does it wear a Patek Philippe?
Lao Tzu is the number one tyrant in the world, you guys, no! ”
It's really starting to get more serious in strange places...... And have you already admitted to being a husky?
Although there was a farce, the yacht still sailed smoothly to the south rod.
In the luxurious cabin of the "mentally handicapped" local tyrant, a short and fat man in a Taoist robe couldn't stop shaking and panting for breath.
"Huh, huh, I haven't heard of any patriarch of the wolf immortal, this kind of momentum and magic power, the patriarch of the four immortal families is nothing more than this.
Who the hell would be willing to shelter that despicable thief!? ”
"Master Xu, he was tricked just now, and seeing that the miscellaneous Zhou Xingxing is about to arrive, is it difficult to forget it like this?"
The local tyrant frowned slightly, it was nothing for him to put on a watch, but it was really unwillingly unwilling!
"You know what! Is the existence of the patriarch level of the Four Great Immortal Families something I can contend with?
Suspicious of life? ”
Xu Kaisi picked up the teacup in front of him and drank it dry.
"It's a strange thing, and there's wind in that master's momentum.
However, as far as I know, except for a few Qingfeng ghost immortals in the entire Northeast, I have never heard of anyone with wind attributes.
And the winds of those breezy ghosts and fairies are all yin winds, and this one's winds are ...... Full of destruction and destruction.
It reminds me of hurricanes and typhoons that can bring great disasters to nature!
Tsk, who the hell is it? ”
"Ahh
On the top of the cruise ship, Han Shiqi, who had visited the kitchen again, sneezed and squirted out some of the debris of the chewing things in his mouth.
Buckle your nose and continue to bask in the sun to chew and eat, is there anything more comfortable than this?
With a long sigh of comfort, Han Shiqi turned over and continued to soak up the sun.