"Switch to idiot cards."

Chen Fan looked at his phone, it was already past 12 o'clock in the morning, and he hadn't let the idiot have luck for a day, and his whole spirit was much weaker.

"Failed to switch identities, your current identity is a submissive maid."

The system sounded a mechanical prompt, the elder seemed to be still on vacation, and the AI serving Chen Fan was replaced with an ordinary and blunt model.

"Suddenly I miss the elder a little, that cheap voice sounds like a thief."

Chen Fan was a little disappointed, this temporary artificial intelligence was obviously not so humane, and he simply answered yes or no to any questions he asked, or he simply said that he didn't know, and he refused to talk more.

"By the way, what is the function of a submissive maid." Chen Fan remembered this important matter.

"To inquire about the relevant card functions, press 3." The system did not say it directly, but rigidly asked Chen Fan to operate according to the process.

"Forehead drop, where is the button here to poke me, aren't you deliberately entertaining me...."Chen Fan thought about it, maybe it was voice-controlled, so he shouted: "3." ”

Then there was a deathly silence, Chen Fan frowned, turned his head to the side, and muttered: "It's really too unintelligent." ”

The system suddenly said, "To query the relevant card function, please press 3, if you need to return, you will not operate." ”

“3。” Chen Fan shouted again, but what he got was still a long silence.

"Shouldn't it be the same as unsubscribing and replying to TD...."Chen Fan suddenly realized this possibility, and shouted repeatedly: "3, press 3, please press 3." ”

"Please enter the name of the card you want to look for." The system has finally moved on to the next step.

"Obedient maid." Chen Fan responded.

"Sorry,Check no this card,Please confirm whether there is a mistake in the input,If you need to change, please reply directly,No operation after 30 seconds of automatic return to the initial interface。

"I'm Cao, this system is deliberately entertaining me." Chen Fan hurriedly picked up a pile of empty cards next to his pillow, and soon found the one he wanted.

"Isn't it just one word?"

"Sorry,Check no this card,Please confirm whether there is a mistake in the input,If you need to change, please reply directly,No operation after 30 seconds of automatic return to the initial interface。

"Obedient maid!" Chen Fan yelled impatiently.

"Sorry, I can't find this card....."

"My Fack? This system was ten years ago? The corners of Chen Fan's mouth twitched slightly, and then bared his teeth, and said word by word: "Shun (shun) ~ from (cong) ~ from (cong) ~ of (de) ~ female (nv) ~ servant (pu)"

"Obedient Maid: Folk Faction, while the card is active, the host can choose to complete the corresponding obedience tasks, so as to obtain Mind Points, which can be used to improve the charm of others."

"This is ..... contemporary Lao Baigan, he suffered, the benefits are all someone else's, how much can the scapegoat and the character value of the person save a girl who has lost his footing, this charm value is used by a ghost, is it possible that I want to go to the vast sea of people to find someone named Zhang Ye? Then talk to him about working with the broker? ”

Chen Fan's eyes rolled around, but he didn't find any way inside, so he simply didn't bother to pay attention to it.

"Let's play on a big whiteboard, go to sleep, I'm going to take the license plate test, find a time to make an appointment with subject one." Chen Fan covered the quilt and closed his eyes, but he couldn't sleep.

I tried hard again to fall asleep, but it still ended in failure.

"Hell yes..... I should have set an alarm clock to sleep at noon." Chen Fan scratched his head, lifted the corner of the bed curtain, and the cool breeze outside swished in, and his feet were a little numb.

"You two just came back, and there's no hot water." Through the dim light of the lamp, Chen Fan saw his roommate who had just returned.

Lai Guangyi said proudly: "Take a cold shower, I used to do this, a 50 yuan hot water card, I still have it after three years." ”

"That's the county, the water monsters in the city are weird, and sometimes it's suddenly cold to the bone, and that's called a surprise."

Xu Changhui talked about his tragic experience of taking a cold shower last time, the shower spraying water was capricious, the amount of water fluctuated from large to small, and sometimes a magic attack suddenly came, and the whole flagpole collapsed.

"The jokes of cultural people are just different." Chen Fan raised his hand, the more he talked about it, the more energetic he became, and he was even a little excited when he talked about it.

"The water dispenser seems to be a 24-hour hot water supply." Xu Changhui suddenly came to such a sentence.

"Are you going to take the basin and pick it up? Where is enough, at least you have to carry a bucket, with its worrying water output, it may not be able to connect a bucket of hot water in half an hour. Lai Guangyi smiled, "Come on, old man, I used to take cold showers, why are I so virtual now that I am like a city person, and I don't feel comfortable living with more rules." ”

Chen Fan just wanted to lie on his back and look at the sky, but he was controlled by a magical force of nature, and the whole person first sat up straight unconsciously, and then moved out little by little.

"Brother Fan, why did you get out of bed, and you still haven't slept at this point?"

"Huh? I, of course....I don't sleep, I have a way to get hot water, you wait a minute. Chen Fan ran into the bathroom with uncoordinated limbs and lifted out the buckets of the two.

Lai Guangyi smiled and excused himself: "No need, just take a cold shower." ”

"It's nothing, just wait for me for ten minutes, it's almost autumn, the temperature difference between day and night is large, it's better to pay more attention to keep warm." Chen Fan agreed, and without waiting for the two to react, he ran out with the bucket.

"This....the enhancement effect of this crescent moon event is also a little perverted.,I feel like I can use any card to the full buff state to be the main anti-guest.。

Chen Fan watched his clumsy hands skillfully remove the heating water pipe of the water dispenser, and then directly put it into the bucket.

"I'm going....this inner wall interface of the water pipe is so dirty, poof~ I'm going to vomit." Chen Fan unscrewed the outlet valve, and hot water splashed out of the water pipe.

"Could it be that when you do good deeds, you can automatically light up all talents? That doesn't look like a bad thing. ”

Chen Fan stared at himself and slowly reconnected the water pipe, without the slightest error, and couldn't help but sigh, after all, he couldn't even distinguish between the positive and negative poles of the battery before.

"Hot water is coming, be careful with it, and take a bath with 2 to 3 servings of cold water." Chen Fan carefully put down the bucket without splashing a drop of water.

"Huh? It's so fast, and it's still steaming, thank you so much. With a good-natured smile, Lai Guangyi stepped forward and reached out to take the bucket.

Xu Changhui nodded and thanked him: "Thank you, Brother Fan." ”

Chen Fan is also secretly happy in his heart, it seems that this card is not as chicken as he imagined, but how much of a role it can play, Chen Fan has not thought about it for the time being.