Chapter 159: Help Xiao Li be a matchmaker
Three days later, the police released photos of the robbers and claimed to have accomplices, but the stolen gold has not been found. The director caught the thief and received a medal of honor.
A week later, the police chief fished out his police car in the river, but no gold coins were found, and he was suspected of enriching his own pockets, the medal of honor was confiscated, and he was suspended for investigation.
"Today's people, the world is really declining, and people's hearts are not ancient." Duan Zang sighed, and then raised his glass: "Teacher Kai, have another drink." ”
Today, when I have nothing to do, I came to visit my teacher, Xiao Li is also there, the three of them are in the hot springs together, drinking wine, and the days are beautiful.
"That's it, I think it's the director who always wears sunglasses who lost the gold and directed a scene by himself." Akai smiled and took a drink.
"Ah, is that so? I always feel sorry for that cute director. Duan Zang laughed haha.
"By the way, Danzo, have you seen Kakashi lately?" Akai asked.
"Kakashi-sensei hasn't appeared since he stepped down as the sixth Hokage, so I don't know where to hide." Xiao Li was drunk, and his cheeks were slightly red.
"Hey, I said Xiao Li, don't drink so much, you won't be able to control yourself." Akai said earnestly.
"Xiao Li, you have to control yourself." Duan Zang smiled.
"I can't control myself." Xiao Li's eyes narrowed.
"Teacher, he's drunk." Duan Zang pointed at Xiao Li and smiled.
"You can't drink it, you still drink it, and if you drink it, you will get drunk, ouch, I can't stand it, you must take him to the guest room of the hot spring bath, no, take it away, don't smash this place, this is the brainchild of the boss of Yamato." Akai worried.
"Ah, my hot-blooded youth!"
As soon as Akai's words fell, Xiao Li floated over with a punch, and punched the caught off guard Teacher Akai into the water of the hot spring from top to bottom, and there was a big splash in the water.
"Alright, don't be young, get out and go to sleep." Duan Zang slipped Xiao Li up and dragged him out.
He has always been honest on the road, but as soon as he put Xiao Li on the bed, he was not honest, and punched Duan Zang, Duan Zang dodged with a deflection of his head, but Xiao Li kept attacking and smashed the bed with a kick.
"I'll go, I'll break something to accompany, I don't have any money, it's really bad!" Duan Zang punched Xiao Li's stomach, instantly knocking out most of the liquor in Xiao Li's stomach, spraying everywhere, and in an instant, Xiao Li woke up half, but Xiao Li's face was still red.
"Are you sober?" Duan Zang patted Xiao Li on the back.
Xiao Li kept coughing, choking, and just now Duan Zang used his skillful strength to shake the wine out.
"I'm not drunk!" Xiao Li sat on the ground, barefoot, looked at Duan Zang, and suddenly said, "Duan Zang, I want to trouble you with something." ”
"What's the matter? Even the brothers will collect money. Duan Zang said angrily.
"That, even if it, that, I'll give you all my money, as long as you ......" Xiao Li said in a slurred manner.
"What's the situation? If you talk about it carefully, if you say it well, I won't take any money. Duan Zang's curiosity was immediately aroused.
"That, that ......" Xiao Li hesitated for a long time before saying, "Do you know? Of the ninjas we grew up with, you are the one I admire the most? ”
"Why? Am I the most powerful? But I didn't really fight with Naruto and Sasuke, alas......" Duanzang laughed.
"No, it has nothing to do with strength, because you really married the Hokage, which is more admirable than Naruto becoming the Hokage, and you are also Tsunade's mother-in-law, when Kai-sensei talks about you, he can't help but give a thumbs up and say awesome! Mr. Kai and I are very proud of you. Xiao Li said with a look of adoration.
"What the hell are you trying to say?" Duan Zang was stunned.
"You see, Ningji is married, Shikamaru is married, Naruto is married, Sakura is still concerned about Sasuke, and even Dingji has found a partner......" Xiao Li said in a circle.
"Oh......" Duan Zang sighed, this sound made Xiao Li's face even redder, and Xiao Li could only cover it up with a cough.
"Do you have someone you like?" Duan Zang suddenly became interested, "Say, this kind of thing, I like it the most, I don't charge a penny, and the package is successful!" ”
"Yes." Xiao Li hesitated for a long time before he said a word.
"Who is it?" Duan Zang leaned over to Xiao Li and asked.
"I don't know her name!" Xiao Li laughed.
"Mom sells batches, I don't know the name, you're laughing like an idiot, you're really hopeless." Duan Zang rolled his eyes and played with a crush, it was really simple. But fortunately, Xiao Li is not stupid and knows how to find an old driver.
"Laugh if you want, hot-blooded men won't be ashamed of this." Xiao Li was not ashamed at this time, and said slowly: "She is very beautiful, and men line up in front of her small shop in order to see her, and I am always in the corner of the store to watch her work." ”
"Go up and say hello, stupid." Duan Zang snorted.
"I know, just half a month ago, I finally couldn't help but step forward, and before I could speak, she saw through my intentions, she is so powerful, she is the most powerful opponent I have ever met." Xiao Li sighed.
"What did she say?" Duan Zang's face twitched.
"She said, you're here again!" After Xiao Li finished speaking, he leaned over and asked Duan Zang, "Isn't it amazing?" ”
"Awesome, awesome, how did you answer?" Duan Zang smiled on his face, but his heart was broken.
"I didn't answer, she just asked me to pass, and I passed, and the teacher said that a silent man would be cooler."
"And then?" Duan Zang scolded a fool in his heart, a silent man is not cool, and he will be complained about by a woman.
"She had already noticed that I was peeking, but she thought I was secretly learning how to make their secret dishes." Xiao Li looked very depressed.
"Why doesn't she think you like her? Are you sure she's not pretending to test you? ”
"No, her eyes are sincere."
"You confessed? And then failed? Duan Zang's eyebrows arched in shock.
"Not yet."
"That's good, if you confess, the success rate is only half, and if you don't succeed, you will become a benevolent. It's better to get in touch slowly. Duan Zang exhaled, so that the difficulty would be reduced a little.
"Actually, I want to confess that the teacher said that men's youth should be braver. But she was afraid that I would learn her cooking again, so I asked me not to peek at it again in the future. "Xiao Li is very frustrated;" That way, I didn't even have a chance to peek at her. ”
"You're a failure." Duan Zang sighed.
"She is a very kind girl, don't misunderstand her, I often see her giving food to children......" Xiao Li had a simple smile on her face.
"I don't know if she's kind or not, you leave me speechless!" Duan Zang patted Xiao Li's shoulder: "Don't worry, the eldest brother will help you." ”