Chapter 62: The Wife of the Footbasin
When Han Shiqi saw the baby that the miscellaneous wolf Zhou Xingxing took out of his waist pocket, he decided that he had made up this friend.
"Ancestor, take care of your baby."
Ah woo swallowed the baby in one bite, there was no way, the storage space opened up by Han Shiqi was in the cheek raiser.
No, it should be said that the storage of the Tengu Ichimai is almost the same from the mouth to the throat.
Han Shiqi just complied with the call of the bloodline in the dark and opened up the storage space in his cheeks.
The dog's paw slapped on Zhou Xingxing's shoulder, and Han Shiqi smiled evilly and said, "The young man is good, it is worth cultivating."
I've taken care of the Taoist priest's business.
In the Northeast Realm, as long as you report my name, the Taoist priest will not dare to do anything to you.
By the way, my name is Han Geun Suk.
Well, the roots are particularly strong. ”
Miscellaneous Zhou Xingxing subconsciously swept Han Shiqi's lower body, hissed a breath of cold air, and nodded in agreement with a very solemn expression: "It is indeed extraordinary."
The next day, the prestige of the old ancestor will definitely be in the Megatron Star Root Realm, and what Armstrong Roundabout Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon can't compare to you at all! ”
"Less sycophants."
Han Shiqi gave the miscellaneous wolf a roll of his eyes.
"I'm going back to Huaxia, you should have offended a lot of people.
Even if I cover you, you will be a wolf with my tail between my legs.
Don't go out and do any more petty theft, and I won't wipe your ass when the time comes to get into a new enemy. ”
Zhou Xingxing nodded, and followed Han Shiqi to lie in the grass and look at the dock.
About five hours later.
Zhou Xingxing snorted, bored digging pits and playing with the dirt under him, not to mention the ship back to Huaxia for most of the day, the boats staying on the dock were gone, in other words, they were trapped in Nanbang.
"Nima eggs, this is Chengxin who won't give me a chance to go back to Huaxia!"
Han Shiqi's forehead was swollen with cross tendons, and he angrily lifted the tree.
In an uproar, the uncle in front of him was lifted by Han Shiqi, and with his wings spread behind his back, he simply flew back to Huaxia.
"Ancestor~ Don't leave the little one!"
Zhou Xingxing was afraid that Han Shiqi would run away if he took the baby, so he wouldn't be miserable.
Han Shiqi, whose body was expanding, stopped when he heard this, retracted his wings and returned to his original appearance, glaring at Zhou Xingxing angrily.
"Don't call me ancestor anymore, Lao Tzu is not that old."
After a pause, he said, "Are you still afraid that I won't be able to escape?" Am I such a discredited person? ”
In fact, Han Shiqi felt that it was too inappropriate to swagger back to Huaxia at the moment when Nanbang was in turmoil, after all, Xiaoling was still working in the special affairs department.
Otherwise, he would have really left the furry wolf behind.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter where the next ship is going.
Let's leave Nanbang first.
When you turn back to Huaxia, you should go as a tourist. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a ship flying a plaster flag appeared in his field of vision.
"Foot basin chicken's boat, GAKKI-chan, I'm coming!"
……
Crossing the Tsushima Strait, it was not long before you reached the footbasin.
After the usual kitchen theft, Han Shiqi and Zhou Xingxing set foot on the land of Fukuoka Prefecture.
After walking a few miles, Han Shiqi and Zhou Xingxing stopped and looked at the few figures that suddenly appeared in front of them.
Picking his nose, Han Shiqi looked at the rabble in front of him, flicked his nose and smiled disdainfully: "A few rotten bird eggs and rotten sweet potatoes want to stop me?"
I'm not afraid to laugh off other people's big teeth. ”
It is not for nothing that the footbasin claims to be eight million gods.
The general deformed and distorted mentality of the big nuclear nation has given birth to countless strange spirits in this small island country, the so-called eight million gods are basically small spirits who do not enter the stream, and a limited number of bigwig-level demons are basically foreign.
For example, the Great Tengu!
Maybe it was because of the language barrier, a few strange-shaped guys on the other side muttered for a while, Han Shiqi tilted his head a little impatiently, and with a wave of his hand, a violent wind blew them away, and a few weak people had no need to use the system at all.
To tell the truth, Han Shiqi has never encountered such a weak monster, and he is weaker than the spirit behind Nanbang's entanglement with Director Park, and it is estimated that the young man with strong blood can kill them, which is simply a shame in the monster world.
"Ancestor, ah no, Brother Genshuo.
Those monsters don't seem to have any malicious intent. ”
Zhou Xingxing hesitated for a moment and said, "Maybe it's because Brother Gen Shuo's virtual image hasn't been recovered, they may have misunderstood the wrong person." ”
Han Shiqi looked up at the phantom of the big tengu behind him, which was about 100 meters high, touched his head, and released the virtual image in order to pretend to be forced when he was in the south stick, but he really wouldn't take it back.
"To be a man, uh, to be a wolf, be above board.
Let's come to the footbasin to see nothing unpleasant, what's wrong with putting a virtual image out to show your identity?
Could it be that there is a handsome guy about the same length as me who has committed a heinous crime?
I don't believe it, there is no wolf in the world who is as handsome as me.
If there is, let him come forward. ”
After five seconds, if he doesn't change his ugliness, count me out!
Waving his hand and not caring about Zhou Xingxing's words, Han Shiqi pushed the black-framed glasses that did not exist in his eye sockets and continued to hurry.
Originally, he wanted to go directly to Huaxia by boat, but now that he has arrived at the footbath, how can he forget to make love with his "wife" GAKKI?
Seeing that GAKKI is about to get married in his 30s, he is anxious, no matter what, he has to get engaged or something.
No matter how bad it is, you should feel the gentleness of GAKKI's long legs.
Well, Oupai wants it too, although GAKKI isn't that big.
didn't take a few steps, and the embarrassed figures of the local spirits of the strange-shaped footbasins appeared in front of Han Shiqi again, kneeling on the ground and kowtowing emotionally.
Now Han Shiqi is really confused, what the hell, aren't these guys afraid of death?
"Brother Gen Shuo, why don't we hear what they have to say?"
Han Shiqi glanced at him angrily and said, "I'm not listening, but I don't understand."
But when did you become so kind? Do you think they'll steal anything good from you? ”
Zhou Xingxing smiled shyly for a while, and took out something from his pocket.
"With that, you can understand what they say."
"Ah......h
Han Shiqi opened his mouth wide, blinked his eyes, looked at Zhou Xingxing, took out the kidney fruit tablet, walked to a few strange monsters, and opened the Qiandu translation, and for a while he was a little short of words.
"This guy is related to Doraemon?"
That waist pocket doesn't look like it can fit the kidney fruit tablet, is it still a storage device?
The miscellaneous wolf danced with a few strange-looking footbasin monsters for a long time, and with the help of Qiandu translation, Han Shiqi finally knew the intentions of these monsters.
"Fart, Lao Tzu is the Great Tengu of Huaxia, that, the Great Heavenly Wolf!
When did it have anything to do with the big red nose of the footbasin?
Let me go to the town guard shrine, impossible! ”
"I don't have time to play with you, let's go, let's continue to Tokyo.
MY WIFE, GAKKI, IS STILL WAITING FOR ME. ”
Ignoring the few monsters with disappointed faces, Han Shiqi left without looking back.
Zhou Xingxing shrugged at the footbasin monster and hurriedly followed.
"By the way, Brother Genshuo, who is GAKKI, it's quite familiar."
"GAKKI, THAT'S MY WIFE.
I'll tell you, my wife's smile is sweet to your heart.
That's called a sunny one. ”
"Oh, it turns out that Brother Genshuo, your wife is from the footbasin, is she also from our wolf clan?"
"No, she's human."
"Uh......"
"What, have an opinion?"
"Not at all, I'm happy for Gen Shuo from the bottom of my heart. The footbasin girl is very gentle, and Brother Genshuo is not shallow, hehehe. ”
Han Shiqi smiled smugly and nodded approvingly.
"That's it, my old ......"
A car passed by, and Han Shiqi was stunned.
"Mother's ?!!!"
Wiping his eyes, Han Shiqi was sure that the girl who was sitting on the window edge in the back of the car and looking out was GAKKI.
immediately turned around and ran wildly, Han Shiqi's heart jumped.
Hahahaha, you don't have to go to Tokyo to see your wife, it's great!
"Brother Gen Shuo, Brother Gen Shuo, etc!"
Zhou Xingxing couldn't catch up with Han Shiqi at all without escaping, and Han Shiqi, who was running happily, was like a small tank, raising dust all the way behind GAKKI's nanny car, and kept moving forward.