Chapter 41: The Big Bed

"What do you know? You? Fang Jishi was speechless when he saw that Helian was not leaving.

said that she couldn't talk about her, and she couldn't drive away, and there was really no way to take this little aunt and grandmother.

Hearing what Helian said, the two brides covered their mouths and snickered, both of which were amused by Helian's words.

Helian said: You don't feel ashamed of what you do, I'll just see what's ashamed?

Oh, yes! You've done it all, I can't watch it yet? Don't you think there's anything to be ashamed of me?

Fang Jishi didn't want to make a big deal out of the guards and let the guards see his jokes, so he ignored Helian, turned around and left, thinking of going to another room.

After walking around the dormitory, he found that there was a cave room in the dormitory.

Didn't you marry two concubines?

It's supposed to be two rooms, huh?

Returning to the cave room, Fang Jishi found that there was a big bed and a big quilt.

The bed he used to sleep on alone is gone, the quilt and quilt are gone, and everything has changed.

Recently, due to his busyness, he didn't pay attention to these details at all, and he didn't know how the cave room was arranged?

When he came back, Helian had already undressed and slept in the big quilt. Fang Jishi was so angry that he wanted to have a seizure, but it could be seen that Helian was looking at him with a pair of big eyes, and he didn't know what he was ashamed of, he was so angry that he couldn't have a seizure.

"Husband! The concubine waits for her husband to go to bed! ”

"Husband! It's late at night, and the concubine is waiting for her husband's wide clothes! ”

The two concubines stepped forward and gave him wide clothes as they spoke.

"She? She? Fang Jishi gestured to Helian and wanted to say: With her here, how can we have a round house? And also! This, this, this? Me and the two of you? The three of us sleep in the same big bed?

This, this, this? The Spring and Autumn period should be very polite, huh?

Zhou Li seems to be very powerful, can Zhou Li tolerate this?

I'm afraid it's only the king's palace, no! It should be in the family of the decaying hereditary aristocracy that there will be such a messy behavior?

This, this, this? It's not a couple's roundhouse, it's! Silver Mess ......

"This was arranged by Lu Gong!"

Listening to them, Lu Gong asked the ceremonial officer, and the ceremonial official said that it was okay! This is a one-man family affair, unbound by etiquette, and behind closed doors others do not know. ”

The two concubines saw Fang Jishi's doubts and said.

"This, this, this?" Fang Jishi still wanted to ask, but he felt that he couldn't ask.

"After the wedding, we slept separately, one bedroom for each person. The wedding must be together, so as to show the fairness of the husband. ”

"Lu Gong is also like this......"

"Lu Gonghe?" Fang Jishi interrupted and asked, "That?" Where is the disclosure? There's always one after the other, huh? ”

"Is it better to do it first? Or is it better to do so? A concubine asked.

"This also shows the affection between sisters, and mutual push is love."

"And what about the lots?" Fang Jishi said angrily.

"Catch lots? Good! Good! This way, there is no need to push! ”

"Hmmm! I also support drawing lots! ”

Listening to the two singing and harmonizing, Fang Jishi was speechless again.

Draw lots? Do they still know how to draw lots? How is that possible?

Catching lots should be a later thing, because! The balls are kneaded with paper. In the Spring and Autumn period, paper had not yet been invented. There are no paper books yet, and the books are all bamboo slips in rolls.

Under Fang Jishi's reminder, the two concubines stopped their clothes and went to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find "paper" and pens.

Fang Jishi wants to see, where can these two people find paper? Where can you conjure paper without paper?

The pen is there! In the Spring and Autumn period, there was pen and ink, as well as paint. The characters on the bamboo slips were not only carved with knives, but also painted with ink or paint by the wealthy to increase the brightness of the characters.

Seeing that the two of them really went to find the "paper", Fang Jishi shifted his attention to the big bed.

Helian was still looking at them, her eyes unblinking. Seemingly! She's here tonight.

Seeing that Ha Lian put two smooth little arms on the outside of the big quilt, it reminded him of the last time he was in the inn.

Last time in the inn, Helian took advantage of the fact that he was surfing the Internet to Baidu, and took off a fine light. When he fell asleep, he crawled from the bed to his side.

Fang Jishi looked angry, walked to the side of the big bed, bent down, stretched out his hand, and lifted the big quilt with one hand.

"I'm driving you crazy! I'm going to disgrace you! You don't know if it's ......."

Fang Jishi said as he lifted the big quilt.

"Giggle......

In bed! There was a smug laugh from Ha Lian.

Fang Jishi still wanted to scold, but he was surprised.

Ha Lian drew her fingers on her little face, signaling to Fang Jishi not to be ashamed, wanting to see if she was dressed.

She was proud in her heart: Your wife and I are wearing clothes! Giggle......

Saw! Helian wears a small pocket. After a flute, Fang Jishi scolded: "You madman! ”

"You're crazy!" Ha Lian said, sitting up.

"You? I don't bother to pay attention to you! ”

"You still say I don't know shame, you don't know shame."

"How come I don't know shame?"

"Why are you lifting my bed?"

Fang Jishi had nothing to say, so he had to ignore it.

The two concubines found two sachets and two bamboo boards, and the bamboo boards seemed to have words written on them.

"Husband! You put these two bamboo boards in the sachet and let us take them ourselves. ”

"We don't look at it!"

The two of them said, turning their faces to the side, not looking.

Fang Jishi picked up the bamboo board and looked at it. A bamboo board reads: I'm in the middle of the night! Another bamboo board reads: Tomorrow night me.

How is the word on the two bamboo boards different?

Just when Fang Jishi was puzzled, he inadvertently turned over the bamboo board, and the result! The secret was discovered. On the other side of tomorrow night it is written: I will be in the middle of the night! On another bamboo board, on the back of which reads "I was in the first half of the night", it reads "Tonight I".

What do you mean?

"Husband? Ready to get started? ”

"Husband? Giggle......"

The other concubine said, snickering.

Fang Jishi replied, "Ready", and casually put the two bamboo boards into the sachet. And then! I swapped the sachet indiscriminately and gave it to the two of them.

The two took the sachet, set it aside, and then used the "rock, scissors, paper" method to decide who would take the sachet first. At last! Sure who is the protagonist tonight.

After seeing the final results, the two came to untie their husband's clothes again. At last! Use a light mask to block the light of the oil lamp, so that the light does not shine directly in front of the bed, so that there is a hazy feeling in the cave room, and then sleep on the big bed.

Helian lay dead on her face and slept in the middle of the big bed, next to the square cornerstone. One concubine slept on Helian's side, and the other slept next to Fang Jishi.

Go to bed! Sleep normally.

Until the second half of the night, Ha Lian didn't sleep, she was paying attention to everything. Outcome! Nothing. But when it was almost dawn, she heard the three of them snoring softly, and she relaxed her vigilance. Outcome! Before I knew it, I fell asleep.

When Ha Lian woke up, she found that the three people on the big bed, except for her, were all naked.

"You're all bad people! Villain! Shamelessly bad guys! Woo woo woo ...... "Helian was so angry that she cried.

What makes Helian even more angry is that she is sleeping in the center of the big bed, why did she sleep on the side of the bed when she woke up? If you don't wake up in time and make a big turnover? There is a chance that she will fall under the bed.

Hearing Helian crying, the three of them woke up. The three of them looked at her and smirked.