Chapter 415: Confucius became a father for the first time

Seeing that Fang Jishi agreed, Confucius let out a long breath, and his heart was a little more steady.

After seeing off his eldest brother Fang Jishi, Confucius came back from outside and saw the child running happily in the yard, and he was smiling alone.

"Babies! Come here! Hey! ”

When the children saw Mr. Kong calling him, they all looked a little scared at first. Then! They all gathered around, blinking at the teacher with innocent eyes.

"I write a word, do you know each other?"

Confucius spoke, bending down and writing a word on the ground. And then! Stepping aside, he asked, "What is this word?" ”

"Oh my God!" The children looked at it and replied in unison.

The children didn't know that Confucius was in a good mood to tease them.

"You guys have a good memory! So? What is this word? Confucius said, bending down and writing another word.

"Ground!" The children looked at it and replied in unison.

Seeing that a child is a child, Confucius shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"You guys have a good memory! So? What is this word? As he spoke, he bent down and wrote another word.

Fang Jishi's two concubines didn't know what was going on, and they also surrounded them. Seeing that Mr. Kong was in a good mood and laughed at each other, he stood aside and watched the excitement.

"People!" The children looked at it and replied in unison.

"That's right! Person! Confucius's face changed, and he said solemnly: "You are so clever! Good! We are all human! There are two kinds of people, men and women, which is the most basic division, which is divided from the physiology of people. ”

Then he asked, "Do you know who is a man and who is a woman?" ”

The children looked at each other, laughed one by one, and blushed their faces.

What is a man and what is a woman, they can all tell it, but they are embarrassed to say it.

"Sir! Mr! ”

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu squeezed over, hugged Confucius's thighs on one side, and said, "I also know men and women!" ”

"Hmmm! I know it too! ”

"That?" Confucius asked with a serious face, "Who is a man and who is a woman?" ”

Fang Zhong looked at Teacher Kong, then at his mother, and then said, "Father and Mr. are both men, and my mother is a woman!" ”

"How clever! You! Confucius touched Fang Zhong's little head and complimented.

"Sir! Mr! I know it too! ”

Then! Fang Shu was afraid that he would lose, so he shook Confucius's thigh anxiously and emphasized.

"Then you say! Who are the men and who are the women? ”

"Men grow up chickens and chickens, women don't grow chickens and chickens."

The two concubines listened, hid their faces and left with a smile.

This Fang Shu, you say anything? You?

The older children around them, after hearing this, all looked at Fang Shu and laughed.

"Hmm!" Confucius couldn't help but laugh, also touched his little head, and praised: "Fang Shu is also smart!" But! Others ask you, can't you say chicken? Sir asks you can say! You can say when your father and mother ask, and you can also say when your elders ask you. You know what? ”

"Hmm!" Fang Shu agreed as if he didn't understand.

"Good! Class Now! Confucius greeted: "Sir, today I will tell you about the relationship between heaven, earth and man!" What is the day? What is the earth? What is a human being? ……”

"Oh! Classes! ”

When the children heard about the lesson, they cheered one by one.

In the "Confucius Kindergarten", the children are eager to attend classes. Because! After they went home, their parents, elders and others wanted to ask them: What did you learn at my husband's house today? If they can't answer, they will lose face.

So! The children only care about what Mr. learned in the "formal class", such as new words, words, etc. And the things that they learned during extracurricular activities, because there was no pressure, they didn't deliberately memorize, although they remembered, they didn't seem to remember.

There is the feeling of Zhang Wuji learning Tai Chi in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".

I remembered it, but I didn't think it was important to remember it. So! It's only when you need it that you think about it naturally.

Qi Guan stood under the eaves, one hand on the wall, and the other hand supporting his stomach from below. Her belly was huge, and it was all protruding. Approaching the labor period, the baby is moving so much that she is too lazy to move.

"Slow down!"

"Slow down!"

The children ran over again to grab their seats, and the two concubines of Fang Jishi shouted anxiously. First, they were afraid that the children would fall, and second, they were afraid that they would hit the Qi Guan's family.

"Giggle......

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

The children laughed and no one paid any attention to them.

"Master!"

"Master!"

After Fang Zhong and Fang Shu ran over, they didn't immediately take their seats, but came to please Shi Niang.

"Did the baby kick the teacher again?" Fang Zhong asked.

"Hmmm! If the baby kicks the teacher, I will hit the baby! Fang Shu said, making a posture of beating people.

"Let's go to class! Oh! Qi Guan looked at the two of them lovingly and said softly.

"Hmm!"

"Hmm!"

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu agreed, and then turned around to get their seats.

From this day to night, Qi Guan's stomach began to hurt. I had two days of pain in a row, but I didn't give birth.

By the evening of the fourth day, after the children had finished school, her stomach began to ache violently again.

Confucius had a hunch that the Qiguan clan might be going to give birth tonight, so he left Fang Jishi's two concubines, and Fang Zhong and Fang Shu asked the guards to take them back to the Lu Palace.

Soon after dark, with the help of the midwife, Qi Guan gave birth to a big fat boy.

Confucius looked restless, hovering at the door of the room. Sometimes! He sat down in the living room seat again, staring blankly. On his face, he smiled for a while, had no expression for a while, and frowned for a while. In a word! It's complicated.

After the two concubines were busy, they ran to the kitchen for a while, and then ran to the room to see the mother and the baby.

The two guards who stayed behind, one was boiling water in the kitchen, and the other was doing chores everywhere, going wherever they were needed.

Since it had just been produced, there was a smell of blood throughout the house. Confucius was not used to it at first, and he sat with his nose inhaling and inhaling, and then he slowly got used to it.

Seriously! In his home, there is not only the smell of blood, but also the smell of urine, and the fishy smell of the children.

Get used to nature, just get used to it.

"You're going to see the baby too? You? ”

"That's it! It is! You're already a dad! You? ”

Fang Jishi's two concubines came over and laughed at Confucius.

In the delivery room, everything is ready, the baby's body is scrubbed clean, and the clothes are already on. The mother's body has also been scrubbed and dressed, and the delivery room can be opened to everyone. No! Men can go in.

Before! Men are not allowed to enter, including husbands, who are not clothed and whose lower bodies have not been taken care of.

"Ahem, ahem! ......" Confucius smiled silly, and then entered the room.

The midwife picked up the baby, handed it to Confucius, and teased: "Kongqiu! You're a dad! You see! Wado is like you! ”

Confucius smirked again, took his son into his arms, and looked at it seriously.

(End of chapter)