Once he can't go home and spend the night in the hotel, this is Vardy's sadness.

Returning to the villa near noon, looking at the mess that filled the courtyard and hall, Vardy felt that the money for the housekeeping should go to the bastards.

The most embarrassing thing is that Vardy actually found three used sets under the sofa, which is very excessive!

Is this something that can be littered?

Before Vardy could call the housekeeping, he heard a rapid gasp, and the old driver Vardy understood as soon as he heard it, who was doing the afternoon exercise!

At this time, there are still people who haven't left?

Vardy was speechless!

With the mindset that you won't make me feel better than me and I won't make you feel better, Vardy searched for the source of the sound and kicked the door open.

The whole world seemed to freeze, and a plump girl sat on top of Balotelli, and both of them turned to look at Vardy at the door at the same time, stunned.

After a long time, the girl screamed, quickly picked up her clothes to cover her body, and ran out of the room in a hurry.

But two seconds later, the girl came back in a hurry, blushing and smiling awkwardly, and quickly removed the cover from the bedside table......

This time it's finally quiet!

Balotelli looked at Vardy with a wry, as if complaining that Vardy had disturbed his good business, and at the same time slowly lifted the quilt upward, as if to avoid going away.

Vardy almost didn't explode, I'm not interested in you!

"Big brother, why are you acting so indifferent?" Balotelli asked with a smile.

Vardy took a deep breath and tried not to be offended.

"Indifferent, indifferent, don't you think I should be a little you to show respect?"

Vardy squirted angrily.

Looking at Balotelli with a look of grievance and resentment, Vardy sighed, he is still a child!

Well, a child who already doesn't know how many women have been!

......

On Thursday and Friday, Inter Milan will train heavily and all on a technical and tactical basis, as they face a heavyweight clash away to Roma at the weekend.

Facts have proved that Roma is Inter Milan's biggest rival in Serie A this season, although in essence there is a certain gap in the strength of the two sides, but no one dares to say that Rome has no possibility of counterattack, so Inter still attaches great importance to this opponent.

Although there were rotations in individual positions, Inter came away in a complete manner.

No way, who makes Inter Milan too many veterans, if it weren't for Vardy who could still carry it down, I'm afraid Inter Milan's starting lineup is the oldest in the entire European average, and AC Milan and Juventus have to fight.

Speaking of which, unlike other league teams that are pursuing youth, the top three in the north of Serie A are about to become a retirement home, and it is no wonder that Serie A is generally not competitive in the Champions League since then.

Losing to Inter Milan in the Italian Super Cup, Roma has never been able to swallow this breath, but the problem is that with Vardy here, even if it is a home game, the chances of Roma being able to take revenge are not great, you know, in the Super Cup, Vardy only played in the second half.

In terms of public opinion, there is generally no optimism that Rome can win at home, even if it is not one-sided, but it is quite miserable.

In this situation, Roma captain Totti stepped up and publicly stated that he would win at home to Inter Milan to motivate the players and fans.

As a top star in the world, it is clear that Totti has what it takes to join a super-giant, but he chooses to dedicate his entire career to Roma, and he is like the spiritual leader of Roma, leading the whole team forward with his own will.

For Totti, Vardy must respect that he will not end up in a team, but that does not mean that he does not agree with this approach, on the contrary, he always feels that football has a lot of feelings because of these loyal players.

However, now that they are in charge, Vardy will not be able to show mercy because he agrees.

Speaking of which, Totti is still his own competitor, if he hadn't come out of nowhere, Totti would have won the European Golden Boot with 26 league goals last season and won the most important individual honor of his career, but unfortunately, now the European Golden Boot is Vardy's.

Sometimes it's not like you come out and say you want to win and you can win in the end, so Vardy thinks it's better to act with timing to dash Totti's hopes.

Uh, do you want to play a joke on Totti?

Thinking of this, Vardy suddenly had an idea, and soon Vardy put it into action.

......

On the day of the game, Jamie Vardy was in the dressing room of the visiting team at the Stadio Olimpico in Rome, and although his team-mates were strange, Vardy deliberately hid it, and no one noticed anything.

In the tunnel, Vardy noticed that the Roma players were not looking at him kindly, and although the two teams were on good terms, it was clear that the defeat in the Italian Super Cup was not pleasant for the Roma.

It doesn't matter, this faint hostility can't have even the slightest effect on Vardy, there are many people in this world who hate him, and this is all pediatrics.

Players from both sides lined up for the pre-match ceremony, and the Olympic Stadium was already boiling with cheers.

The two teams shook hands before the game, and Vardy quietly took something out of the waistband of his trousers, pressed it on his right hand, and tinkered with it for a long time before following the team to shake hands with each other with a cheap smile.

Totti was the captain and naturally came first, and the first person Vardy shook hands with was Totti.

As soon as the two hands touched, Totti felt that something was not quite right.

How does it feel like Vardy has an extra finger?

I didn't hear Vardy was six-fingered!

Odd!

By this time, the two men had already separated their hands and Vardy made his way to the next Roma player.

Totty felt as if something had been left in his hands, feeling the general shape, and his heart chuckled!

Hurriedly lowered his head and opened his hand to check, and the contents of his hand made Totti feel so excited that he almost threw this thing out without subconscious.

Nima!

It's actually a finger, and at first glance, it's exactly the same as the real thing!

Cold sweat came down in an instant!

Did you shake Vardy's fingers off with your own hand?

Before he could think about the ins and outs, the players behind Inter had already walked over, and McCone followed Vardy and stretched out his hand to Totti, but when he saw what Totti was holding, he screamed and almost jumped away.

Who did Totti snap his fingers off?

Even if you have a grudge, you can't do it on the field, right?

Tynyima is murderous!

McConn's movements caught everyone's attention, and then followed McConn's gaze to Totti,

The fingers in Totti's hands made everyone break out in a cold sweat.

This is a football stadium, but how does it have a sense of déjà vu of a horror movie?

At this time, Totti found out that this finger was actually fake, although the degree of simulation was quite high, but the fake was fake.

With a dark face, he looked at Vardy, who had made this absolutely squeeze.

Vardy pretended to be embarrassed and smiled, then walked over and took his finger from Totti's hand.

"Eh, this is my toy, stuck to my hand to play with, why did you snatch it away from me? If you like it, you can say to me, why be so sneaky! Otherwise, this one will be for you! ”

Vardy looked unaware and said to Totti in disgust.

Totti almost didn't take it in one breath.

You have a very heavy hobby, and you actually like such toys!

And even if it's your toy, do you need to bring it to the court?

I think you're here to scare people!

Looking at Totti, whose face is difficult to see, and then looking at the smugness with an innocent expression but a little trick in his eyes, the Inter players will understand what is going on!

Everyone giggled and took Vardy away to avoid a real clash because this is Roma's home turf.

However, everyone still thinks it is very interesting, before the game started, Vardy made Roma core Totti extremely irritable, and this game is estimated that the violent Totti can play half of his strength.

No wonder it is said that with Vardy, half of the game was won, not only because of Vardy's strength, but also because Vardy's various absurd behaviors will seriously hit the opponent's morale.

Look at Totti, I'm almost Parkinson's shivering.

The fans in the stands couldn't see clearly and didn't know what was going on, but the fans in front of the TV could see it clearly through the broadcast, laughing so hard that their tongues cramped.

Anyway, Vardy hasn't really done much recently, at most he is messing around with Balotelli, and everyone thinks that Vardy has changed sex and is going to play football seriously!

What I didn't expect was that it wasn't Vardy who had changed sex, but Vardy felt that the ordinary competition stage was too small and disdained to do things.

No, the focus battle with Roma is where Vardy starts again.

"Totti was not scared to death, and probably shed his skin, after the fright, Totti wondered, when did the Olympic Stadium be converted into a movie theater, and a horror movie was actually screened!"

"I think this finger must have a special meaning, and Vardy used it specifically to give him his middle finger?"

"There's a lot you can do with your fingers, but I think it's the right thing to give to a woman, so why would Vardy give it to Totti?"

......

The referee walked over and looked at Vardy a little speechlessly, he didn't know if he should be sent off the pitch.

According to the rules, football players are not allowed to wear equipment or any items that are dangerous to themselves or other players when they are on the field.

And is this fake finger considered a dangerous object?

Can this thing stab someone?

After thinking about it for a long time, the referee decided to ignore it, there was controversy about how to do it, and more things were better than less.

However, the referee still did not allow Vardy to bring his fake finger on the pitch, and God knows if Vardy will do anything with it on the pitch.

Vardy didn't argue with the referee and threw his finger at Balotelli.

I'll give it to you when it's tickled!