Li Tong understood what Huiniang meant after listening to it, why did Huiniang have such a strange idea in her head?

Li Jun still didn't understand, Li Tong doted on Li Jun's little brain, it's better to be stupid, don't worry about it.

"The story I told just now is not funny at all, tell me about a male general, and I will knock her down at once!" Li Jun said with his small chest straight.

Hui Niang said: "What's wrong with the female general, believe it or not, if I become a general, I must be better than you." ”

Li Jun pursed his lips disdainfully, but did not refute, he is self-aware, in terms of lip service, ten Li Jun is not as good as a mother.

Li Tong thought worriedly, what other stories met Li Jun's conditions, in his previous life, he liked to pay attention to jokes, all kinds of jokes, and many stories were forgotten.

Li Tong decided to take a paragraph from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and tell it to Li Jun.

Who did Li Tong think about? The fierce general of the Three Kingdoms is none other than Lu Bu, but Lu Bu is known as a slave with three surnames, which is really difficult to say, and Li Tong doesn't want to talk about Uncle Liu Huang, so he has to talk about Guan Erye.

Although Guan Erye can't compare to Lu Bu in terms of strength and Liu Bei in terms of power, he has a good reputation! And the warm wine cut Huaxiong's thief six.

Li Tong Balabala spoke again, he wanted to hear what the two bear children would say this time.

Li Jun has long been fascinated by it, and it seems that the second master is going to have another little fan brother.

Li Tong thought about whether he would transform into Guan Yu one day and give Li Jun a good guidance.

But when he thought about it again, the second master's green hat was really difficult to compliment.

Hui Niang said: "This Guan Yu is really powerful, but if I surrender to that Cao Cao, you see how good Cao Cao is to him." ”

Li Jun came back to his senses and said, "What do girls know, does that mean righteousness?" I must become a macho man like Guan Yu in the future, if I am captured, if I am captured...... Li Tong, you must go and save me! ”

Li Tong didn't expect Li Jun to hold back this sentence for a long time, and he almost didn't laugh.

"Okay, okay, in the future, I will give you three life-saving hairs, as long as you shout to the sky, I will appear immediately." Li Tong remembered the trick that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave to Brother Monkey, so he used it to tease Li Jun.

"Everyone in the family says that your monkey hair can ward off evil spirits, is this true?" Li Jun asked curiously.

Li Tong was furious and said, "Who said that?" ”

Li Jun said: "Grandpa Li Wei and Sister Cuiping have all said it. ”

Li Tong said: "What else did they say?" ”

Li Jun said directly: "They say you don't shed hair. ”

His Monkey King doesn't shed hair, but he didn't expect this statement to have spread to his family.

It's not that Li Tong didn't pay attention, but he didn't stay in the Li Mansion for a long time, and the people in the Li Mansion were not as enthusiastic as those at the gate of the palace.

Li Tong has always thought that the people in the Li Mansion are accustomed to it, or they don't believe it.

Now it's okay, my bed and room must have been carefully searched by that group of people, otherwise how could there be a conclusion that it doesn't fall out.

Li Tong turned into the appearance of Sun Wukong, reported Li Jun to his arms, and said, "Are you afraid?" ”

Li Jun was really curious and nervous, he carefully stroked the Monkey King version of Li Tong's body, and at the end, he grabbed a monkey hair and wanted to pull it off.

Monkey King's version of Li Tong: "......"

Li Jun sneered and said: "I think it looks sturdy or not, in case you lose your hair one day and someone takes it to beat the villain, wouldn't it be very dangerous." ”

The Monkey King version of Li Tong put Li Jun back in his seat, wanting to let Huiniang also feel it up close.

Huiniang's body kept shrinking back and said, "There is too much hair, it must be panicked." ”

Monkey King version of Li Tong: "......", how many beauties want to throw themselves into their arms, and I don't accept them?

The Monkey King version of Li Tong canceled the transformation and said: "I'll give you the transformation to play, what do you want me to become?" ”

Huiniang immediately raised her hand and shouted: "Can you become a puppy, I always want to raise a puppy, but Grandpa Li Wei won't let you raise it, saying that he is afraid of hurting people." ”

In this era, if you are bitten by a dog, there is no rabies vaccine, the danger is definitely great, and wound infection is also a serious problem, so Li Wei did not let Huiniang ban raising dogs.

The problem is that if you make me a dog, I won't! Isn't it too big for you to let me, a person who transforms into all kinds of heroes, turn into a dog?

"No, next!" Li Tong really wanted to give Huiniang a beating, but the poor raised children and rich daughters, and their daughters were spoiled, although Huiniang was not his daughter, Li Tong couldn't do it after all.

Li Jun also raised his hand and said: "Then become a foal, I can't ride a big horse, a pony can always be, right?" ”

Li Tong is about to be mad, can you be normal!

One wants me to become a dog, the other wants me to become a horse, even if I can change, don't even think about it!

Li Tong slapped Li Jun's leg and said, "There is no such thing, the next one." ”

Huiniang and Li Jun muttered at the same time: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, let's continue to tell the story." ”

Li Tong felt that telling the story was too tired, and he was helpless: "Look at it, I can become like this, you look at it." ”

Daji, Hou Yi, Arthur, Xiang Yu, Zhen Ji, Sun Wukong, Baili Shoujo, Huang Zhong, Sun Shangxiang, Jing Ke, Marco Polo, Bian Que, Zhuang Zhou, these heroes Li Tong plan to demonstrate them one by one.

When he was about to become Zhuang Zhou, Li Tong suddenly stopped.

Huiniang and Li Jun looked at Li Tong with a dead face, as if they remembered something terrible, and they couldn't help but lean in the middle, and the two of them were huddled together, which was relieved.

"You hurry up and change another one, the first one is pretty good-looking." Hui Niang said boldly.

Although he knew that it was Li Tong on the other side, Bian Que's face looked too weird, and his whole face was blue and purple! Thief horror!

Bian Que's version of Li Tong said: "The next hero is still riding a kun, and this carriage may not fit it." ”

Li Junhe Huiniang said: "You change your appearance first." ”

Bian Que's version of Li Tong became Daji at the request, and also said Daji's lines: "Master, please tell Daji as much as you like." ”

Li Jun was immediately brought into a state by Daji's version of Li Tong's words, raised his hand and said, "The Kun you are talking about, quickly change it to General Ben." ”

Daji's version of Li Tong grabbed the bear child and beat him up, and he still muttered: "Your uncle will always be your uncle, no big or small." ”

Daji's version of Li Tong said: "Let's go, go to my backpack world and have a look." ”

Li Jun and Huiniang naturally relaxed their bodies, and let Daji's version of Li Tong bring them into the backpack world.

Daji's version of Li Tong said: "You are optimistic. ”

This is also the first time that Li Tong has transformed into Zhuang Zhou, and I don't know if Zhuang Zhou's Kun can run on land.