After cleaning up the bamboo slips, ink, and pens on the table, Confucius took his son Kong Li, to the kitchen, washing his face and feet. I drank a little more water, and I also let Kong Carp drink a little. And then! Father and son go pee!

Kong Carp also followed the example of his father, holding the water drainer with one hand and facing his back, looking very cool.

"Pee on your shoes! Son! Confucius exclaimed.

Kong Lili was startled at first, and then laughed mischievously.

"Giggle......

The two of them came out of the hut and pressed the oil lamp of the hall to the smallest flame before entering the room.

When the official saw the father and son coming in, he pretended to be asleep and ignored the two.

Confucius grimaced at his son Kong Li, snickered, pretended to be light-handed, and stripped to sleep.

Kong Lili also made a grimace, and then lightly lay on the bed, in his place, and fell asleep.

Confucius, too, slept in his place. But! He didn't really sleep. Old habits! He wants to teach his wife behind his back.

Today is a special day, and I must communicate with the Qi Guan. One! Clear up misunderstandings! Two! We should discuss with her that in the future, we should not have differences in educational methods as we do today. If this is the case, it is not conducive to the education of the carp. Three! The relationship between husband and wife should also be maintained. Don't want a baby, don't want a baby, but don't even want a married life!

The eldest brother Fang Jishi taught him that a woman's conception day is only a few days, and he will never touch the official family during pregnancy according to this standard.

But today is an exception! Even if there is a risk of pregnancy, you have to come once.

And also! Today, I saw Fang Jishi and his two concubines for a happy afternoon, as a human being, they all have feelings.

Why? Others can enjoy their married life to the fullest, but I can't?

Today's Qi Guan's temper is a little bigger, it may also have something to do with this, right?

After a while, Kong Carp fell asleep and snored. The little guy practiced martial arts too seriously and hard, and he was tired.

Hearing Kong Li's call, Qi Guan's family moved his body. She! I haven't slept all the time, I'm holding my breath, feeling the movement on Confucius's side.

"! ! Confucius called softly.

Qi Guanshi ignored it, turned over, and continued to pretend to be asleep.

Confucius got up gently, came to the front of Qi Guan's bed, and without speaking, stretched his face over and gently patted her forehead.

"Woooooooooooo ......" Qi Guanshi was excited and moved, and cried quietly again.

"! I'd like to discuss things with you! ! Confucius said, stretched out his hands, and picked up Qi Guan.

Qi Guan's family did not resist, and obediently let her husband hold her.

Confucius took the Qi official clan to his side and put it down. And then! Lying down beside him, he reached out and hugged her again.

Only then did Qi Guanshi take the initiative and reached out to hug him.

"Let's talk first! And then! I promise you! Just this once! If I can conceive, I have no objection! That's it! Whether it's a boy or a girl, I like it all the same! Confucius confessed.

Originally! According to normal couples, when it comes to such a situation, it is naturally a dry firewood fire, which ignites at the first touch. But Confucius is Confucius, he just wants to explain things first, and then love husband and wife.

"Hmm!" Qi Guanshi agreed.

"Today's matter, it's your fault! I didn't let the baby not learn martial arts! Am I stupid? I don't want the baby to learn martial arts tonight, but! Let him remember for a long time, knowing that it is not easy to learn martial arts, you know? Anyway, the baby is still young, even if it is a year or two late, it is not too late to ......"

Qi Guanshi interrupted: "When Fang Zhong and Fang Shu are so old, they can turn their heads. ”

"Fang Zhong and Fang Shu are them, both of them are smart! Our family is as smart as they are? ”

"Is my fish stupid?" Qi Guanshi asked unhappily. "Boyu is not stupid!"

"But he's honest! Docile character! ”

"Aren't you all in charge?"

"What do I do? I? I like it too late! What do I care about him? I feel sorry for him, I'm afraid that he will become bad since he was a child! ”

"In the future, you will still glare at the baby and pull your face! The baby is afraid of you! ”

"Am I not? Can't both of the family get used to him together? There's got to be a rule, didn't it? Otherwise! Is he not afraid of heaven and earth? ”

"He's afraid of you!"

"He's afraid of me?" Confucius smiled bitterly: "If I don't blacken my face and don't glare at him, he won't be afraid of me!" ”

"If you don't let the baby learn martial arts now, then you just say it. Possible? Do you have to force the baby to memorize the Book of Poetry? If you are scared, where can the baby still be able to carry it? The baby is back out, and you ask the baby to memorize the previous one, I have learned so much before, where do you let the baby carry it from? You? Didn't you deliberately make things difficult for the baby and make the baby ugly? ”

"Good, good! Count me bad! But you? You can't do that, can you? Isn't it? You ran directly with the baby, and ran home, aren't you expanding the contradiction? You? If it weren't for the presence of the eldest brother and the intercession of the eldest brother, you would still isolate me with the baby, wouldn't you? ”

"I'm a woman!"

"Don't say you're a woman at every turn! Women are human too! ”

"That's it for women! It's not like you're a saint! ”

"You, you, you? Not again! Not again! Confucius said with some anger: "What kind of sage am I? That's not? Big brother encourages me? Where am I a saint? I, Kongqiu, am an ordinary person, not a saint! Don't say this in the future! You said I was in a hurry with you! I? Where is my Kongqiu saint? I? ”

"I'm a woman! Just like any other woman! I! I really can't be a saint's woman! I? ”

"You say, 'I am a saint'?"

"You're a saint!"

"You?"

"Poof!" Qi Guan took a sip and leaned his head into Confucius's arms.

Confucius sighed and had to hug her.

And then! That's it. Saints are also human beings, and they also have to live the life of husband and wife.

The next morning, Kong Carp woke up and instinctively touched his mother. Outcome! It was found that the mother's position was empty.

"Mother! Mother! Mother! ……”

Hearing his son's scream, Qi Guanshi got up in a panic.

"Son! Son! ”

"Mother! You? How did you sleep with your dad? Boyu thought that his mother was getting up! Mother! ”

"Son! Come and sleep! Sleep with Daddy too! Qi Guanshi greeted.

"Mother! It's dawn! Mother! Boyu is going to get up and study! Mother! ”

"Hmmm! Well! ”

"Mother! I want to pee! Mother! ”

Under the entanglement of Kong Carp, Qi Guanshi had to get up. Serve my son to pee.

OK! After last night's battle, she cleaned up the battlefield. Otherwise! It's a shame in front of my son.

Confucius rolled over and wanted to sleep a little longer, but he got up after thinking about it. Qi Guan's clan used "saints" to oppress him again, and he felt that he was "Alexander".

There is no way! If you want to be a saint of the future, you have to get up and study.

(End of chapter)